Short coworker thinks more sleep and cold showers in the morning will save him

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I have this coworker who’s like 5’5

He tells me about how goes to sleep very early and cold showers in the morning because he wants to grow taller

He is about to turn 18 btw

I was trying to not to laugh because who is going to tell him but I also kinda felt bad and just told him good luck

@vevcred @Org3cel @Orka
 
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he's retarded
 
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Tell him to sleep forever
 
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Can I ask his race
Possibly 🌮?
 
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How did u guess
Season 1 Showtime GIF by Dexter
 
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I have this coworker who’s like 5’5

He tells me about how goes to sleep very early and cold showers in the morning because he wants to grow taller

He is about to turn 18 btw

I was trying to not to laugh because who is going to tell him but I also kinda felt bad and just told him good luck

@vevcred @Org3cel @Orka
Tell him to bonesmash heels to ascend
 
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I have this coworker who’s like 5’5

He tells me about how goes to sleep very early and cold showers in the morning because he wants to grow taller

He is about to turn 18 btw

I was trying to not to laugh because who is going to tell him but I also kinda felt bad and just told him good luck

@vevcred @Org3cel @Orka
Sounds like the type of shit my mom used to tell me to do
 
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I have this coworker who’s like 5’5

He tells me about how goes to sleep very early and cold showers in the morning because he wants to grow taller

He is about to turn 18 btw

I was trying to not to laugh because who is going to tell him but I also kinda felt bad and just told him good luck

@vevcred @Org3cel @Orka
https://looksmax.org/threads/how-to...-7-inches-no-matter-your-genes-gtfih.1301857/

Talk to him in private and show him this ancient gatekept heightmaxxing thread
 
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Images
 
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give him 2 months and he'll make an account here
 
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U know what’s crazy is that u can still grow at 17 or 18 but if you’re Mexican it stops at 14
 
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I have this coworker who’s like 5’5

He tells me about how goes to sleep very early and cold showers in the morning because he wants to grow taller

He is about to turn 18 btw

I was trying to not to laugh because who is going to tell him but I also kinda felt bad and just told him good luck

@vevcred @Org3cel @Orka
He’s high iq ngl cause the cold water will improve blood flow hence….cant even troll. Just tell him to tie a noose :feelswhy:
 
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Send him a link
 
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