Should I military Maxx [Military cels GTFIH]

[Deleted member 7173]

I'm planned to go off to college in a month to study engineering, but I already know I will fail every class (low IQ). Given this, should I military Maxx instead?

I would like to induce a KIA (killed in action), so I'm thinking of joining either the airforce or the Marines. Are there any military cels here?

@Native - Was it hard signing up for the military?

 

[Chrono]

Incels last options is always the military. Why do you want serve your country?

 

[Deleted member 7173]

Incels last options is always the military. Why do you want serve your country?

To hopefully get killed in action, like I said. Also a steady paycheck with little IQ needed

 

[Chrono]

To hopefully get killed in action, like I said. Also a steady paycheck with little IQ needed

Join Isis theory.

 

[Vitruvian]

u can do engineering. its part of your biology to think logically. but if u go to army in the west, u get free education tbh might be better. especially for canada

 

[BigBoy]

Easy af to get into military. Getting the good jobs will be hard.

 

[W0KESTMOTHF]

Mirin the kia idea tbh , but shit if some isis niggas gon behead you then fuck that imagine the pain

 

[Deleted member 7173]

u can do engineering. its part of your biology to think logically. but if u go to army in the west, u get free education tbh might be better. especially for canada

I got accepted into the best college in Texas, Rice university jfl. My IQ is nowhere near the level needed to pass the classes. I only got in because I brutally lied in my essay.

 

[Deleted member 7173]

Mirin the kia idea tbh , but shit if some isis niggas gon behead you then fuck that imagine the pain

Atleast I would go out with some pride of "serving my country"

 

[chadpreetcel123]

I got accepted into the best college in Texas, Rice university jfl. My IQ is nowhere near the level needed to pass the classes. I only got in because I brutally lied in my essay.

What was ur SAT score bhai?

 

[Deleted member 7173]

What was ur SAT score bhai?

1320, the valedictorian of my class sat next to me while taking it so I boosted my score possible 300 points higher than what it should have been

 

[chadpreetcel123]

1320, the valedictorian of my class sat next to me while taking it so I boosted my score possible 300 points higher than what it should have been

brutal

I only got a 1060 out of 1600 and got rejected from my dream school, I have to go to community college now

also what'd u lie about on ur essay, 1320 is low for rice university tbh

 

[ChadFucksYourOneitis]

Just do it

 

[chadpreetcel123]

Easy af to get into military. Getting the good jobs will be hard.

Being an officer in the military pays really good actually

You need to have a bachelors tho

 

[Deleted member 7173]

brutal

I only got a 1060 out of 1600 and got rejected from my dream school, I have to go to community college now

also what'd u lie about on ur essay, 1320 is low for rice university tbh

I'll probaly make a thread at one point explaining how to application Maxx, but I basically crafted a lie about how I was raped as a child

It worked jfl. Rice university is very good

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Get into the military for a few years and then you can join a private military group and make really good money. If you are in america they will accept you for the military as long as you act normal or even slightly gun crazy and pass their IQ test.

 

[KrissKross]

Military isn’t what it used to be tbh
Nowadays it is very likely a foid will be leading you/having authority over you. You will have to undergo diversity training and stuff. It’s all very politically correct and soy these days compared to the high t days in the past. Not to mention getting a KIA would be rare as well, considering that warfare these days is all just pressing buttons and unmanned drones, etc. Most of those who were deployed to the Middle East didn’t even see combat or fire their weapon hardly, not joking.

 

[Vista]

since you're a low iqcel the chairforce is out of question unless you want to get into support roles, other than your IQ, its mostly your fitness, if you arent a fatcel and want to die for Israel then you should be good to join the McMarines.

 

[Deleted member 5927]

I'm planned to go off to college in a month to study engineering, but I already know I will fail every class (low IQ). Given this, should I military Maxx instead?

I would like to induce a KIA (killed in action), so I'm thinking of joining either the airforce or the Marines. Are there any military cels here?

@Native - Was it hard signing up for the military?

First off this post I just made turned out to be a fucking essay. Sorry but this is useful information.

No it's not hard. It's a small process though bro. You go to a recruiter nearby, they are notorious liars so if you have any questions PM me I did all my research myself. They test you to see if you are an idiot or not with a test called the ASVAB (it's not TOO hard, I scored a 91 on it and scored 89+ in all other areas including math, electrician, general education, writing, and mechanics). I studied though for about 2 weeks I went and bought a book called ASVAB for dummies and studied the math portion for 2 weeks and THATS IT. The rest I just winged it and it was really easy. I don't even know shit about cars or electrical stuff.

The score you get on that test determined what jobs you qualify for. The higher your score the more jobs you can get. Since I got a 91 I qualify for every and all jobs in the air Force. The job you want might only require a 35 which means you don't really have to be that smart to get the job and if you get a 91 but want a job that requires a 35 you are good to go and can have the job. If you study its really easy to get at least a 50.

Then you go to a place called MEPS (military entrance processing station) and they take you with a bunch of dudes aged 17-30 mostly like 18 year olds and you either do the MEPS test there if you haven't already, or you just do a bunch of other minor tests to see if you are a mentally ill sociopath. The other minor tests you do NOT need to study for, as they are personality tests that ask "would you rather be extremely bored or extremely angry?" It's just to check if you are a sociopath and there's no right answer. I passed it obviously.

Then they do a physical at this MEPS place and by yourself with a male old ass 900 year old doctor they grab your balls and check for a hernia, then you gotta spread ur buttcheeks for like 1 millisecond (he's required to do it but doesn't want to see so you literally just do it for like 1 second) then you leave.

Make sure you have no underlying health issues first. You can get disqualified from the military if you tell them you have any health issues. Check the list online "air force disqualifiers" and see if you have anything on there. DO NOT TELL YOUR RECRUITER if it's something you can easily fraud. For example if you broke your arm at age 9 and went to the hospital, DO NOT TELL ANYONE just say you never broke your arm.

After you pass all this shit you do the fun part and get to choose the job you want, if you did ROTC in high school or have college experience, you can get a higher rank going into the military. I did almost 2 years of college from ages 17-18 when I was still in highschool so I am going in as an E-3. You start as E-1 (E meaning enlisted, you have no college) the other option is Officer but you need a 4 year college degree to get officer and their jobs are different and they make way more money than you. E-1 is just a private who just got into the military it ends at E-9 being the absolute highest you can go as a enlisted airman. This is true for all the military branches, air force, army, marines, coast guard, and navy.

You can wait for a job you want and stay in the delayed entry program (I'm in it right now) which means you are waiting for a job and have 1 year max for them to give you one of your jobs.

I am taking accutane whilst waiting for them to give me a job and not telling my recruiter. I'm just going to take it then clear my acne then stop taking it 2 weeks before I ship off to basic training. Whenever I get a job here he will call me up "hey Native do you want to get this job as a in-flight refueler?" I say yes, drive to his office, sign a 4-year contract with rank E-3. He tells me my ship date and what to pack, I get packed, wait until my ship date (could be like 4 months wait or even 3 weeks if I want) I ship off to basic training for 2 months (boot camp) then afterwards go to tech school (college to learn your job) and afterwards I am in the military and do my job. That's it. It's a long starting process but I'm already halfway there.

Air Force is the easiest military branch. They are the most funded, treated the best by people higher rank than you, and they get to enjoy a life of luxury. The next easiest is Navy, then it's Army, and last and worst is Marines.

The jobs vary in the air force. I'm going to be in the air force but my dad who I rarely talk to and don't get along with was in the air force. He told me my entire childhood about how his life was (20 years) in the air Force. Stay away from the planes and don't be an aircraft mechanic. Apparently it sucks as aircraft maintenance.

Sorry for the essay I was trying to be as helpful as possible. The military has good benefits, you don't get paid much, but housing is paid for, they give you a cool job, they pay for your clothing, your food, free health insurance, and also you get to travel around the world with dudes your age since the vast majority of people entering the military are aged 18-20. Literally when I went to MEPS it was all young dudes and I had a blast with them. You stay at a hotel btw overnight and it was really fun. I was in a random city with these random dudes at night and we left the hotel and wandered the streets just chilling and having fun. I just met them too and I still have some of their numbers.

It's a fun experience and I'm just preparing for it mentally and physically with accutane to make me look my best and all. Also with the military you can retire after 20 years instead of wagecucking until age 60. So if you go in now and want to serve your whole life, you can do that, and retire for life age age 40. Or you can learn a skill like computers, do 4 years, then leave and make 100k a year with the qualifications you learned from the air force.

If you have any questions PM bro.

Here's my list of jobs that's currently in the Air Force computer system. As you can see only a few of the jobs have anything to do with air planes. If you wanted you could be a bus driver in the air Force it's called ground transportation you just drive busses and go home and enjoy a normal life.

In the air Force you don't get paid by job you get paid by rank. This means an E-1 pilot makes the same as an E-1 cook. So you can choose the job you want and not worry about pay. The thing is the qualifications you learn from your job can get you a better job afterwards. Like obviously a pilot will make tens of thousands more than a cook on the outside. But yeah, that's my list from top to bottom. I want to be mostly a aircraft loadmaster. They load planes, then fly around the world with the planes unloading the product at different locations. You get to just travel the world and sleep on the plane and then when you get there unload it and stay for days in random countries. And while you are literally getting paid to sleep, you get extra pay called flight pay for being on a plane for extended periods of time.

 

[Deleted member 7173]

First off this post I just made turned out to be a fucking essay. Sorry but this is useful information.

No it's not hard. It's a small process though bro. You go to a recruiter nearby, they are notorious liars so if you have any questions PM me I did all my research myself. They test you to see if you are an idiot or not with a test called the ASVAB (it's not TOO hard, I scored a 91 on it and scored 89+ in all other areas including math, electrician, general education, writing, and mechanics). I studied though for about 2 weeks I went and bought a book called ASVAB for dummies and studied the math portion for 2 weeks and THATS IT. The rest I just winged it and it was really easy. I don't even know shit about cars or electrical stuff.

The score you get on that test determined what jobs you qualify for. The higher your score the more jobs you can get. Since I got a 91 I qualify for every and all jobs in the air Force. The job you want might only require a 35 which means you don't really have to be that smart to get the job and if you get a 91 but want a job that requires a 35 you are good to go and can have the job. If you study its really easy to get at least a 50.

Then you go to a place called MEPS (military entrance processing station) and they take you with a bunch of dudes aged 17-30 mostly like 18 year olds and you either do the MEPS test there if you haven't already, or you just do a bunch of other minor tests to see if you are a mentally ill sociopath. The other minor tests you do NOT need to study for, as they are personality tests that ask "would you rather be extremely bored or extremely angry?" It's just to check if you are a sociopath and there's no right answer. I passed it obviously.

Then they do a physical at this MEPS place and by yourself with a male old ass 900 year old doctor they grab your balls and check for a hernia, then you gotta spread ur buttcheeks for like 1 millisecond (he's required to do it but doesn't want to see so you literally just do it for like 1 second) then you leave.

Make sure you have no underlying health issues first. You can get disqualified from the military if you tell them you have any health issues. Check the list online "air force disqualifiers" and see if you have anything on there. DO NOT TELL YOUR RECRUITER if it's something you can easily fraud. For example if you broke your arm at age 9 and went to the hospital, DO NOT TELL ANYONE just say you never broke your arm.

After you pass all this shit you do the fun part and get to choose the job you want, if you did ROTC in high school or have college experience, you can get a higher rank going into the military. I did almost 2 years of college from ages 17-18 when I was still in highschool so I am going in as an E-3. You start as E-1 (E meaning enlisted, you have no college) the other option is Officer but you need a 4 year college degree to get officer and their jobs are different and they make way more money than you. E-1 is just a private who just got into the military it ends at E-9 being the absolute highest you can go as a enlisted airman. This is true for all the military branches, air force, army, marines, coast guard, and navy.

You can wait for a job you want and stay in the delayed entry program (I'm in it right now) which means you are waiting for a job and have 1 year max for them to give you one of your jobs.

I am taking accutane whilst waiting for them to give me a job and not telling my recruiter. I'm just going to take it then clear my acne then stop taking it 2 weeks before I ship off to basic training. Whenever I get a job here he will call me up "hey Native do you want to get this job as a in-flight refueler?" I say yes, drive to his office, sign a 4-year contract with rank E-3. He tells me my ship date and what to pack, I get packed, wait until my ship date (could be like 4 months wait or even 3 weeks if I want) I ship off to basic training for 2 months (boot camp) then afterwards go to tech school (college to learn your job) and afterwards I am in the military and do my job. That's it. It's a long starting process but I'm already halfway there.

Air Force is the easiest military branch. They are the most funded, treated the best by people higher rank than you, and they get to enjoy a life of luxury. The next easiest is Navy, then it's Army, and last and worst is Marines.

The jobs vary in the air force. I'm going to be in the air force but my dad who I rarely talk to and don't get along with was in the air force. He told me my entire childhood about how his life was (20 years) in the air Force. Stay away from the planes and don't be an aircraft mechanic. Apparently it sucks as aircraft maintenance.

Sorry for the essay I was trying to be as helpful as possible. The military has good benefits, you don't get paid much, but housing is paid for, they give you a cool job, they pay for your clothing, your food, free health insurance, and also you get to travel around the world with dudes your age since the vast majority of people entering the military are aged 18-20. Literally when I went to MEPS it was all young dudes and I had a blast with them. You stay at a hotel btw overnight and it was really fun. I was in a random city with these random dudes at night and we left the hotel and wandered the streets just chilling and having fun. I just met them too and I still have some of their numbers.

It's a fun experience and I'm just preparing for it mentally and physically with accutane to make me look my best and all. Also with the military you can retire after 20 years instead of wagecucking until age 60. So if you go in now and want to serve your whole life, you can do that, and retire for life age age 40. Or you can learn a skill like computers, do 4 years, then leave and make 100k a year with the qualifications you learned from the air force.

If you have any questions PM bro.

View attachment 489701

Here's my list of jobs that's currently in the Air Force computer system. As you can see only a few of the jobs have anything to do with air planes. If you wanted you could be a bus driver in the air Force it's called ground transportation you just drive busses and go home and enjoy a normal life.

In the air Force you don't get paid by job you get paid by rank. This means an E-1 pilot makes the same as an E-1 cook. So you can choose the job you want and not worry about pay. The thing is the qualifications you learn from your job can get you a better job afterwards. Like obviously a pilot will make tens of thousands more than a cook on the outside. But yeah, that's my list from top to bottom. I want to be mostly a aircraft loadmaster. They load planes, then fly around the world with the planes unloading the product at different locations. You get to just travel the world and sleep on the plane and then when you get there unload it and stay for days in random countries. And while you are literally getting paid to sleep, you get extra pay called flight pay for being on a plane for extended periods of time.

Bro thanks this is useful as shit. Ngl I'm going to apply asap. I also would like to be a loadmaster it sounds easy. Inb4 I see you at bootcamp jfl

 

[Subhuman trash]

To hopefully get killed in action, like I said. Also a steady paycheck with little IQ needed

Rape maxx on some sand foids

 

[Pietrosiek]

Where are you from?

 

[SMVbender]

First off this post I just made turned out to be a fucking essay. Sorry but this is useful information.

No it's not hard. It's a small process though bro. You go to a recruiter nearby, they are notorious liars so if you have any questions PM me I did all my research myself. They test you to see if you are an idiot or not with a test called the ASVAB (it's not TOO hard, I scored a 91 on it and scored 89+ in all other areas including math, electrician, general education, writing, and mechanics). I studied though for about 2 weeks I went and bought a book called ASVAB for dummies and studied the math portion for 2 weeks and THATS IT. The rest I just winged it and it was really easy. I don't even know shit about cars or electrical stuff.

The score you get on that test determined what jobs you qualify for. The higher your score the more jobs you can get. Since I got a 91 I qualify for every and all jobs in the air Force. The job you want might only require a 35 which means you don't really have to be that smart to get the job and if you get a 91 but want a job that requires a 35 you are good to go and can have the job. If you study its really easy to get at least a 50.

Then you go to a place called MEPS (military entrance processing station) and they take you with a bunch of dudes aged 17-30 mostly like 18 year olds and you either do the MEPS test there if you haven't already, or you just do a bunch of other minor tests to see if you are a mentally ill sociopath. The other minor tests you do NOT need to study for, as they are personality tests that ask "would you rather be extremely bored or extremely angry?" It's just to check if you are a sociopath and there's no right answer. I passed it obviously.

Then they do a physical at this MEPS place and by yourself with a male old ass 900 year old doctor they grab your balls and check for a hernia, then you gotta spread ur buttcheeks for like 1 millisecond (he's required to do it but doesn't want to see so you literally just do it for like 1 second) then you leave.

Make sure you have no underlying health issues first. You can get disqualified from the military if you tell them you have any health issues. Check the list online "air force disqualifiers" and see if you have anything on there. DO NOT TELL YOUR RECRUITER if it's something you can easily fraud. For example if you broke your arm at age 9 and went to the hospital, DO NOT TELL ANYONE just say you never broke your arm.

After you pass all this shit you do the fun part and get to choose the job you want, if you did ROTC in high school or have college experience, you can get a higher rank going into the military. I did almost 2 years of college from ages 17-18 when I was still in highschool so I am going in as an E-3. You start as E-1 (E meaning enlisted, you have no college) the other option is Officer but you need a 4 year college degree to get officer and their jobs are different and they make way more money than you. E-1 is just a private who just got into the military it ends at E-9 being the absolute highest you can go as a enlisted airman. This is true for all the military branches, air force, army, marines, coast guard, and navy.

You can wait for a job you want and stay in the delayed entry program (I'm in it right now) which means you are waiting for a job and have 1 year max for them to give you one of your jobs.

I am taking accutane whilst waiting for them to give me a job and not telling my recruiter. I'm just going to take it then clear my acne then stop taking it 2 weeks before I ship off to basic training. Whenever I get a job here he will call me up "hey Native do you want to get this job as a in-flight refueler?" I say yes, drive to his office, sign a 4-year contract with rank E-3. He tells me my ship date and what to pack, I get packed, wait until my ship date (could be like 4 months wait or even 3 weeks if I want) I ship off to basic training for 2 months (boot camp) then afterwards go to tech school (college to learn your job) and afterwards I am in the military and do my job. That's it. It's a long starting process but I'm already halfway there.

Air Force is the easiest military branch. They are the most funded, treated the best by people higher rank than you, and they get to enjoy a life of luxury. The next easiest is Navy, then it's Army, and last and worst is Marines.

The jobs vary in the air force. I'm going to be in the air force but my dad who I rarely talk to and don't get along with was in the air force. He told me my entire childhood about how his life was (20 years) in the air Force. Stay away from the planes and don't be an aircraft mechanic. Apparently it sucks as aircraft maintenance.

Sorry for the essay I was trying to be as helpful as possible. The military has good benefits, you don't get paid much, but housing is paid for, they give you a cool job, they pay for your clothing, your food, free health insurance, and also you get to travel around the world with dudes your age since the vast majority of people entering the military are aged 18-20. Literally when I went to MEPS it was all young dudes and I had a blast with them. You stay at a hotel btw overnight and it was really fun. I was in a random city with these random dudes at night and we left the hotel and wandered the streets just chilling and having fun. I just met them too and I still have some of their numbers.

It's a fun experience and I'm just preparing for it mentally and physically with accutane to make me look my best and all. Also with the military you can retire after 20 years instead of wagecucking until age 60. So if you go in now and want to serve your whole life, you can do that, and retire for life age age 40. Or you can learn a skill like computers, do 4 years, then leave and make 100k a year with the qualifications you learned from the air force.

If you have any questions PM bro.

View attachment 489701

Here's my list of jobs that's currently in the Air Force computer system. As you can see only a few of the jobs have anything to do with air planes. If you wanted you could be a bus driver in the air Force it's called ground transportation you just drive busses and go home and enjoy a normal life.

In the air Force you don't get paid by job you get paid by rank. This means an E-1 pilot makes the same as an E-1 cook. So you can choose the job you want and not worry about pay. The thing is the qualifications you learn from your job can get you a better job afterwards. Like obviously a pilot will make tens of thousands more than a cook on the outside. But yeah, that's my list from top to bottom. I want to be mostly a aircraft loadmaster. They load planes, then fly around the world with the planes unloading the product at different locations. You get to just travel the world and sleep on the plane and then when you get there unload it and stay for days in random countries. And while you are literally getting paid to sleep, you get extra pay called flight pay for being on a plane for extended periods of time.

make a thread about militarymaxxing. it is for the US army tho.

 

[Deleted member 6095]

Jfl if you didn't get a 1550 on the SAT and didn't get into Berkeley

 

[Deleted member 7173]

Where are you from?

Texas

 

[Pietrosiek]

Texas

ok so youre from us, go for army rangers man

 

[Deleted member 7173]

ok so youre from us, go for army rangers man

What is rangers jfl. I'm joining the airforce like @Native , I will just copy what he does tbh

 

[Pietrosiek]

What is rangers jfl. I'm joining the airforce like @Native , I will just copy what he does tbh

Just lol at you. If i was American i would try to join rangers or green berets. Highest t jeb ever

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Bro thanks this is useful as shit. Ngl I'm going to apply asap. I also would like to be a loadmaster it sounds easy. Inb4 I see you at bootcamp jfl

Dude if I see you at bootcamp that would be legit as hell. I actually would see you there is only 1 bootcamp for all of the air Force it's in lackland Texas.

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Just lol at you. If i was American i would try to join rangers or green berets. Highest t jeb ever

It's very fucking hard work and you have to be the fucking genetic elite to actually do that shit. It's literally just like the army or marines version of Navy SEAL. Air Force has the special forces.

I qualify for the special forces but they have a 90% dropout rate and I'm not really interested in LITERALLY fucking drowning underwater for 2 minutes straight handcuffed just to pass basic training jfl.

 

[Deleted member 4570]

no just go er on civilians

 

[Pietrosiek]

It's very fucking hard work and you have to be the fucking genetic elite to actually do that shit.

its mental. You need tough motherfuckers, not genetics elites.

Air Force has the special forces.

in us, delta is the best

 

[Deleted member 5927]

If you want to get into the air force just look up "air force recruiter near me" then call them up and go to their office. They are super needy to fill positions because they have a quota of jobs they need to fill and so they will push you towards shitty jobs. Do your research on Reddit online and try and get a job you want.

Just look up "which military branch is the easiest" and you will see tons of reports of how much better the air force is over the other ones.

Also keep in mind not everyone is a fucking foot soldier. None of my jobs have anything to do with guns but at basic training they teach you to fight. Only in the army with the job "infantry" are you an actual footsoldier. Also the Marines are foot soldiers but they have computer jobs as well.

Once you get past the MEPS, ASVAB test, basic training and tech school, it's just a normal job that you go to work and wear a military uniform. That's it, it's a normal job. Like I said if you have any more questions just ask.

 

[Deleted member 5927]

its mental. You need tough motherfuckers, not genetics elites.


in us, delta is the best

They often break their bones and shit just trying to pass basic training. The dropout rate is LITERALLY 9/10 bro. Only like 1/10 people actually pass the training, and this is after they weeded out the people in the beginning with anemia, asthma, and other minor issues. You can literally be fully disqualified for having scoliosis. They want the genetic elite.

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Proof that I qualify for the special forces as well, after I passed MEPS and the ASVAB and was sworn into the air force they started calling me

 

[Pietrosiek]

They often break their bones and shit just trying to pass basic training. The dropout rate is LITERALLY 9/10 bro. Only like 1/10 people actually pass the training, and this is after they weeded out the people in the beginning with anemia, asthma, and other minor issues. You can literally be fully disqualified for having scoliosis. They want the genetic elite.

no. Dont tell me that guy with hole in heart cant become a seal (gogins)

 

[Deleted member 7173]

If you want to get into the air force just look up "air force recruiter near me" then call them up and go to their office. They are super needy to fill positions because they have a quota of jobs they need to fill and so they will push you towards shitty jobs. Do your research on Reddit online and try and get a job you want.

Just look up "which military branch is the easiest" and you will see tons of reports of how much better the air force is over the other ones.

Also keep in mind not everyone is a fucking foot soldier. None of my jobs have anything to do with guns but at basic training they teach you to fight. Only in the army with the job "infantry" are you an actual footsoldier. Also the Marines are foot soldiers but they have computer jobs as well.

Once you get past the MEPS, ASVAB test, basic training and tech school, it's just a normal job that you go to work and wear a military uniform. That's it, it's a normal job. Like I said if you have any more questions just ask.

This sounds legit. I saw an airforce bootcamp video on YouTube and it looked pretty simple, I'm sure if I go to the gym I will be prepared.

Also, caging at how I may meet a fellow PSL autist at bootcamp

 

[Deleted member 5927]

This sounds legit. I saw an airforce bootcamp video on YouTube and it looked pretty simple, I'm sure if I go to the gym I will be prepared.

Also, caging at how I may meet a fellow PSL autist at bootcamp

Yes bro if you see me say hi you will recognize me by my bloating and recessed jaw jfl