Should i try to fuck my friend's mother

[deathtochad]

She's pretty hot and milf looking with big tiddies so I'm thinking of approaching her at his house. Like when he goes to the bathroom or isn't present, I'll flirt with her.

She might be down my friend told me she's looking for a new man since his parents' divorce but I don't know if that would be appropriate. Is pussy worth breaking a friendship for? Could I fuck my friend's mom and still save our friendship?

 

[Deleted member 2621]

She's pretty hot and milf looking with big tiddies so I'm thinking of approaching her at his house. Like when he goes to the bathroom or isn't present, I'll flirt with her.

She might be down my friend told me she's looking for a new man since his parents' divorce but I don't know if that would be appropriate. Is pussy worth breaking a friendship for? Could I fuck my friend's mom and still save our friendship?

Dont. Its wayy more likely that you fuck everything up than that everything works out

 

[Pillarman]

Could I fuck my friend's mom and still save our friendship?

nope
maybe yes if he's a bit cucked

 

[Salludon]

Yes if shes hot

 

[JustTrynaGrow]

Just keep it on the dl so he doesn't find out

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

Friends? Youre literally talking about fucking his mom dude

 

[Pietrosiek]

She's pretty hot and milf looking with big tiddies so I'm thinking of approaching her at his house. Like when he goes to the bathroom or isn't present, I'll flirt with her.

She might be down my friend told me she's looking for a new man since his parents' divorce but I don't know if that would be appropriate. Is pussy worth breaking a friendship for? Could I fuck my friend's mom and still save our friendship?

No please no. Just no

 

[deathtochad]

Friends? Youre literally talking about fucking his mom dude

Can't help it man she looks like a post prime Stacey like Jessica Lange

I want to fuck her old retired pussy behind my friend's back

I'm scared if I hit on her and she tells my friend she rejected me because I was too subhuman for her, I would feel so humiliated

 

[xit]

Absolutely

Post pics here too

 

[v123q43]

how old are you?

 

[Willie Weenie]

tired of fucking your own mother and now want to fuck your friends mom i see...

 

[deathtochad]

tired of fucking your own mother and now want to fuck your friends mom i see...

I have to fuck your mother again because she's grown tired of your micropenis and called me last night on my iPhone X while I was fucking your sister in the ass next to the garbage dump you live beside

 

[Pillarman]

try it and post your black eye afterward tbh

 

[deathtochad]

how old are you?

In my mid 20s

 

[Willie Weenie]

I have to fuck your mother again because she's grown tired of your micropenis and called me last night on my iPhone X while I was fucking your sister in the ass next to the garbage dump you live beside

ahahahahahahahahaha

 

[deathtochad]

try it and post your black eye afterward tbh

My friend is a 5'7 200 lb gymcel manlet idk how his sexy mother gave birth to genetic trash like him

 

[BigBiceps]

She's pretty hot and milf looking with big tiddies so I'm thinking of approaching her at his house. Like when he goes to the bathroom or isn't present, I'll flirt with her.

She might be down my friend told me she's looking for a new man since his parents' divorce but I don't know if that would be appropriate. Is pussy worth breaking a friendship for? Could I fuck my friend's mom and still save our friendship?

Yes bro.

 

[v123q43]

In my mid 20s

well,if it isn't an old friend i guess its ok,but it will be pretty akward talking with him

 

[xit]

well,if it isn't an old friend i guess its ok,but it will be pretty akward talking with him

Worth it

 

[v123q43]

She's pretty hot and milf looking with big tiddies so I'm thinking of approaching her at his house. Like when he goes to the bathroom or isn't present, I'll flirt with her.

She might be down my friend told me she's looking for a new man since his parents' divorce but I don't know if that would be appropriate. Is pussy worth breaking a friendship for? Could I fuck my friend's mom and still save our friendship?

Wait,didn't you say that having a milf fetish is degenerate???

 

[Jack Black]

Do not post threads like this then call me a troll, makes no sense.

 

[deathtochad]

Wait,didn't you say that having a milf fetish is degenerate???

I never claimed to be a saint

 

[StoicNihilist]

LMAO!!!

Here's what's going to happen: she is going to think you're an absolute creep for hitting on your friends mom and tell your friend about your sexual advances on her.

Your friend will get pissed off at you and never speak to you again.

I know a dude who was drunk as fuck and literally tried to have a one night stand with his now former friends mom. That was the end result. He lost a friend, and people think he's a weirdo now.

 

[SikKunt]

yes do it if possible.
also send pics of the titties or her body whatever

 

[FatJattMofo]

STOP . that is against the bro code fgt