Shoutout to @klip11

[Deleted member 25938]

I love his highly interesting and open-ended hypothetical scenarios, they're the perfect opportunity to channel my autism into some good ol' creative writing.

@klip11

 

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i don't like him because he's a nigger

 

[klip11]

I love his highly interesting and open-ended hypothetical scenarios, they're the perfect opportunity to channel my autism into some good ol' creative writing.

@klip11

Thank you fren

 

[Deleted member 25938]

i don't like him because he's a nigger

No way on this planet is this guy a n****r.

Unless he's, y'know.... doing whiteface. Racepill debunked, buckerinos!

 

[klip11]

i don't like him because he's a nigger

Stop being racist. I have reported you to my local chapter of BLM. You have been warned

 

[Deleted member 26232]

who

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Stop being racist. I have reported you to my local chapter of BLM. You have been warned

Didn't know that the CCP also supported BLM.

You might wanna explain your people's treatment of blacks in the Pearl River Delta, though.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

who

Over.

 

[Deleted member 23218]

I love his highly interesting and open-ended hypothetical scenarios, they're the perfect opportunity to channel my autism into some good ol' creative writing.

@klip11

your younger sister brings home a tall white skinny mtn with a large bulge in his grey sweats. What’s do you do?

 

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your younger sister brings home a tall white skinny mtn with a large bulge in his grey sweats. What’s do you do?

I see it. That sight. It brings me the heebie-jeebies, those prickly cold chills down my spine.

I dart towards my garage. Where's the gun, where's the FUCKING GUN, I yell internally as I hastily open and slam drawers shut and ruffle objects all over the place.

Shit. I just remembered that I don't have any guns. The one weapon I have --- my one superpower --- is my rapid-fire shitting capabilities.

I dart back inside the house and into the dining room, where my family and the tall skinny white MTN are about to dig into their dinners. I box-jump on top of the table, knocking over and shattering a plate of green bean casserole on the floor. I pull down my pants, butt facing the MTN.

Silence.

The MTN chuckles. Laughs. Cackles, like a witch.

I realize what a stupid decision I've made. My 3" BPEL is sticking out in front of my family. The painting of the Virgin Mary watches from the wall. The clock strikes six: brassy chimes, followed by the tweet of a cuckoo bird. The soundtrack to (my) doomsday.

I look down at the floor, where I see the splattered green bean casserole. My mouth begins to water, and the drool dribbles down my neck. To eat or not to eat.

 

[klip11]

your younger sister brings home a tall white skinny mtn with a large bulge in his grey sweats. What’s do you do?

Call @HimmyButler to beat him up

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Call @HimmyButler to beat him up

I’ll bite his dixk off and then rape ur sister