Shredded, gymcelled, and still able to eat as much candy as i want. (crazy concept) Is this method ridiculous? or smart?

Unmoggablegingercel

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after being on a diet eating quinoa, and vegetables, and avoiding sugar at all costs, the taste of candy is orgasmic. I am going to introduce a crazy concept, that I believe is 300 IQ. Its actually an insanely powerful concept, that very few people put into practice. Think about being able to eat whatever you want, but also have the body you want, and be extremely healthy. Corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, and the plethora of other shit in candy, will kill your health faster than anything else, bloat your face, fuck your organs, and make you look horrible.

IT is true in my opinion, that if you eat like shit, you look like shit. I will now introduce the concept. People will think its gross, that its bolemic, whatever, but in my opinion, its a way to eat whatever i want while being able to stay healthy. Say for example, you want to eat a bag of peach rings candy, but you are gymcelling and you can't do that without seriously halting gains. Sugar is proven to reduce testosterone, and obviously cause fat and obesity as well. 6 pack abs and sugar can not coexist.

but basically, you just chew the candy, and SPIT IT OUT. People eat candy and shit for the TASTE, and suffer the consequences later. Although this concept may be gross, think about it. You can eat whatever the fuck you want and suffer no consequences. I do this all the time. I will get a bowl, eat a ton of gummy candy, and then just spit it out. Am i crazy for doing this? Candy is HORRIBLE for you, but you can eat as much as you fucking want, for free. It almost seems too good to be true.

Also, another big benefit of doing this, is that you can eat a shit ton of candy, and because you dont get full, you can just eat whenever you please. So, it grows your masseter and other jaw muscles, my jaw will be sore after doing this. Comment. Am i crazy for doing this? is it a good idea? is there some negative concequence that i am not seeing? As far as i'm concerned, simply spitting the toxic shit out is a much better idea than swallowing it, and putting it through my body to suffer the concequences.
 
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Dn red but no.
 
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Put spaces between each paragraph.

Hurts my eyes looking at it.
 
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I will try it out, still bad as fuck for your teeth though
 
If you don't have a metabolism like a fucking Bugatti forget about it
 
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the only thing that really influences body composition is macros tbh
 
Bro u can be shredded and eat sugar if you are below your Estimated calorie intake
 
it’s not the same satisfaction ngl

imagine eating a burger, chewing it to the smallest mushiest amount and then having to spit it out.. over and over again until it is all finished
 
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dont eat candy you fucking retard
 
I’ve tried this, it’s not the same at all. It actually makes you mad by the end of it.
 
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I’ve tried this, it’s not the same at all. It actually makes you mad by the end of it.
lmao. tried it with candy? i wouldn't do it with normal food like a burger, just gummy candy/soft candy. cant do it with hard candy because usually you suck on them and still intake sugars. gummy candy and soft candy hypertrophy your jaw muscles, and it is satisfying tbh. its satisfying for anything as long as you aren't eating for hunger.
 
why does metabolism matter when u dont swallow the shit
Rip your IQ
Your dissolving the fucking sugars in your mouth and saliva you retard which in return will go into your body no matter what you do.
At the end you will just spit a sugarless candy
 
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Rip your IQ
Your dissolving the fucking sugars in your mouth and saliva you retard which in return will go into your body
At the end you will just spit a sugarless candy
not exactly. And after i will rinse my mouth and spit again
 
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Bro please save yourself some brain cells and stfu
bro you're the one being low iq. Its obvious that if I don't swallow the sugars don't enter my stomach. They don't magically enter my stomach even after I don't swallow and spit the shit out. Maybe a very very minor amount
 
Didn't read but there was a time that i'd eat one or two candies everyday. And was doing nothing different from what i eat today besides that. And i was getting fat. Candy = poison. Eat your shit on weekends and on weekdays do your diet normally and everything will be fine (if you already have a good body tbh).
 
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