Sickmaxxing - the best debloat method

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Here is how to debloat.

Become sick with the flu or covid. Make sure to have a fever of 38.5 degrees celsius or 101.3 Fahrenheit.

DO NOT TAKE Ibuprofen. You will feel absolutely terrible.

Turn up the heat, put on your warmest clothes.

Lay in bed and suffer for a day or two.

Drink a lot of water and don't eat anything.

Observe your face fat get melted and fat in general get melted.

Obv if you feel way too bad take ibuprofen, but the increased body temperature really debloats you quickly.

You will probably also lose 1-3 kgs doing this.

So basically next time you are sick try not taking ibuprofen or any other fever reducing medication unless you feel way too bad and then when you recover you'll be really debloated.
 
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ehh what happend to this forum
 
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Here is how to debloat.

Become sick with the flu or covid. Make sure to have a fever of 38.5 degrees celsius or 101.3 Fahrenheit.

DO NOT TAKE Ibuprofen. You will feel absolutely terrible.

Turn up the heat, put on your warmest clothes.

Lay in bed and suffer for a day or two.

Drink a lot of water and don't eat anything.

Observe your face fat get melted and fat in general get melted.

Obv if you feel way too bad take ibuprofen, but the increased body temperature really debloats you quickly.

You will probably also lose 1-3 kgs doing this.

So basically next time you are sick try not taking ibuprofen or any other fever reducing medication unless you feel way too bad and then when you recover you'll be really debloated.
need a way to get flu
 
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Blud when was this forum ever sane?

I remember in 2022 ppl were talking about bonesmashing the heels on ur feet to grow taller by turning ur feet into a deformed banana
 
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Blud when was this forum ever sane?

I remember in 2022 ppl were talking about bonesmashing the heels on ur feet to grow taller by turning ur feet into a deformed banana
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:




Here is how to debloa.

Become sick with the flu or covid. Make sure to have a fever of 38.5 degrees celsius or 101.3 Fahrenheit.

DO NOT TAKE Ibuprofen. You will feel absolutely terrible.

Turn up the heat, put on your warmest clothes.

Lay in bed and suffer for a day or two.

Drink a lot of water and don't eat anything.

Observe your face fat get melted and fat in general get melted.

Obv if you feel way too bad take ibuprofen, but the increased body temperature really debloats you quickly.

You will probably also lose 1-3 kgs doing this.

So basically next time you are sick try not taking ibuprofen or any other fever reducing medication unless you feel way too bad and then when you recover you'll be really debloated.



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or just auschwitzmax

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Enough .org for today
 
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Food poisoning works better.
 
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Bro still has time for this forum what happened to all the JB’s you were slaying?
 
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Bro still has time for this forum what happened to all the JB’s you were slaying?
I'm a subhuman incel:feelswhy:

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Also I coloured my hair blue, but i still don’t get female attention 🥲
 
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