Sing

[jrobts.]

Bro I'm at a work thing on Friday night kinda drunk and I think I messed up singing on karaoke. But one of my colleagues brought a really fit friend and

 

[sexy]

But one of my colleagues brought a really fit friend and

Bro died before finishing his story

 

[jrobts.]

Bro died before finishing his story

I swear one of the friends called dibs on me on the next song idk though

 

[sexy]

I swear one of the friends called dibs on me on the next song idk though

You're obviously drunk. You're not making any sense.

 

[jrobts.]

Shit I've just been put in karaoke for Valerie by Amy Winehouse

 

[jrobts.]

You're obviously drunk. You're not making any sense.

Help me I meant Valerie by the zoutons and I've been put in for Amy Winehouse which is way higher than my range

 

[sexy]

Help me I meant Valerie by the zoutons and I've been put in for Amy Winehouse which is way higher than my range

Explain to them what happened.

 

[jrobts.]

Explain to them what happened.

Nah it's too late I'll just have to go in I might mess up but my mate I met from boxing is here so if I spar him hard enough in the next boxing session I might make up for it (also I received a warning for some reason

 

[jrobts.]

Now I'm pretending with her friends that we're using straws as communication and that there's a fire and one of her friends is so hot

 

[jrobts.]

I keep making jokes about the lockdown drill that's coming up and it's taking a toll on my appeal to the women

 

[jrobts.]

Now I'm in the middle of a field

 

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Now I'm in the middle of a field

Get off the weed, man

 

[jrobts.]

Get off the weed, man

Bruh I just got home and I realised I fumbled it with one of my colleagues hot friends. She was like 36 and double my age but idc

 

[jrobts.]

Her friends took a selfie with me idk if that's good