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The Skittle Incident
The 7/11 clerk had seen some things in his time working at the convenience store, but nothing quite like this. An overweight man stormed in and demanded a free bag of Skittles, insisting that he was a loyal customer and deserved a treat. When the clerk politely explained that he couldn't just give away merchandise, the man flew into a rage.
"Yo bitch ass made me trip!" he screamed, knocking over a display of beef jerky. "I demand compensation!"
The clerk tried to reason with him, but the man was beyond reason. He tore open a bag of Skittles and started shoving them into his mouth, spitting pieces everywhere.
Suddenly, he produced a lighter and set fire to the candy aisle. Within seconds, the whole store was ablaze.
The clerk managed to escape through a back door, but he couldn't help but think about the man who started it all. What kind of person could demand a free bag of Skittles and then burn down a store because he didn't get his way?
As the fire department arrived on the scene, the clerk shook his head in disbelief. It was going to be a long night.
A few weeks later, the man was arrested and charged with arson and destruction of property. As he sat in jail, he couldn't help but wonder if it was all worth it for a bag of Skittles.
In the end, the Skittle incident served as a reminder that greed and entitlement can have serious consequences. It was a cautionary tale that the 7/11 clerk would never forget.
"Gibs Me Dat I Dindu Nuffin , Sheeit My Nigga"
The 7/11 clerk had seen some things in his time working at the convenience store, but nothing quite like this. An overweight man stormed in and demanded a free bag of Skittles, insisting that he was a loyal customer and deserved a treat. When the clerk politely explained that he couldn't just give away merchandise, the man flew into a rage.
"Yo bitch ass made me trip!" he screamed, knocking over a display of beef jerky. "I demand compensation!"
The clerk tried to reason with him, but the man was beyond reason. He tore open a bag of Skittles and started shoving them into his mouth, spitting pieces everywhere.
Suddenly, he produced a lighter and set fire to the candy aisle. Within seconds, the whole store was ablaze.
The clerk managed to escape through a back door, but he couldn't help but think about the man who started it all. What kind of person could demand a free bag of Skittles and then burn down a store because he didn't get his way?
As the fire department arrived on the scene, the clerk shook his head in disbelief. It was going to be a long night.
A few weeks later, the man was arrested and charged with arson and destruction of property. As he sat in jail, he couldn't help but wonder if it was all worth it for a bag of Skittles.
In the end, the Skittle incident served as a reminder that greed and entitlement can have serious consequences. It was a cautionary tale that the 7/11 clerk would never forget.
"Gibs Me Dat I Dindu Nuffin , Sheeit My Nigga"
