Slay story, i climb into a second story window on a rope.

[BWC_virgin]

every once and a while i have the urge to go on a particularly risky slay adventure just to feel like james bond (its stressful but super fun tbh)

on this occasion some girl i went to high school with seems interested in me on snap. i probably added her on quick add or something but shes asking me if i wanna hangout and eventually she gets me to go hangout with her at the local dog park.

she comes to the dog park with her sister who keeps telling me how much she likes me while she is away in the bathroom anyway i try to get her to come over or hangout at her place but her parents are strict and have her location, (i offer to spoof the location with my computer but shes not sure).

this girl really wants me tho and says i could come over but theres no way to get in. i asked if there is a window and then ask for pictures of the window and room etc...

anyway i tell her i will just use a rope and she seems concerned but agrees.

later that night i put some knots in a rope spaced about 2 ft apart. and ask her for more info while looking at the place on google maps (foids are really bad at this stuff she almost had me walk past the ring camera on her parents door before i asked her if there where any cameras )

finally i was ready, i took a shower and parked nearby at around 1am. put the rope wrapped in my coat and walked up super carefully, watching windows and around me for people.

eventually i get the the window, its probably 20 ft up but luckly i got just the right size rope after analyzing the pictures. i text her to come out and throw the rope up to her, she then goes like "what do i do, how do i tie a knot " i explained quietly that there was a loop in the end and she just has to put it around the bedpost and pass it back through the loop, then pass it down when shes done.

i wait quietly against the wall checking around me as headlights periodically illuminate the yard.

eventually she passes the rope back down, the wall is straight and flat with no obsitcals, exept a lower story window directly below the upper which i have to avoid hitting with my feet as i climb up. using only my arms i gently ascend the wall in 10 or 15 seconds, halfway up i look around and see a woman like 100 meters away at a appartment building watching me i consider backing down but think she probably doesnt know the girls parents and slide into the room quickly before pulling the rope back up behind me and stashing it in the room.

i go over to the girls bed and we lay down, her sister is in bed sleeping on the other side of the room so we just cuddle for a while and then makeout and fuck super quietly under a blanket. im constantly glancing over at her sister every 10 seconds to make sure she doesnt roll over , anyway i cum inside this bitch (not the smartest but she said she was on bc) and then i ask when her last period was and she says she should be starting it soon so i wasnt worried .
then she was like "oml i never had it was like that thick before it was so uuuuuh"

and i was like "alr buddy whatever u aay"

anyway we cuddle for a while and i gotta keep myself from going to sleep cuz its rlly nice and im almost drifting off.

i tell the girl i gotta leave and check if th coast is clear, tell her to just keep the rope so i can get away quickly. i drop the rope and repel down, once i hit the ground i quielty make my way around and to my car, waiting in the dark car for a few minutes to make sure nobody woke up and no lights came on before turning it on and leaving.

got home late maybe 5 or 6

anyway worked out cuz now that girl has her own place and lets me come over and smash anytime


hope you enjoyed the slay thread, might post more. this is definelty not the most intense one. there have been some insane adventures.

 

[slaters]

I feel like if I ever tried this the rope would tear or she wouldn’t secure it right and then I’d fall back first into the floor permanently paralyzing myself

 

[Tealovingfool]

Bro went on a side quest holy storytelling

 

[BWC_virgin]

I feel like if I ever tried this the rope would tear or she wouldn’t secure it right and then I’d fall back first into the floor permanently paralyzing myself

jfl i thought the same thing

i made the loop and had her take pictures of the bedpost to make sure it was safe and idiot proof, otherwise theres zero chance im trusting a foid to secure that rope properly.

foids somehow manage to be totally inept when it comes to practical thinking.