Slaying Emo Htb

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This is my first “helpful” thread. Give me feedback to improve. (I think I’m getting too far down the rabbit hole. JFL.)
I’m very tired writing this so I may have forgotten a lot.



Requirements: be 15-19, if you gymmaxx this might not be for you (these girls like realllly skinny guys), have some sort of early 2000s style.

If you have tattoos jus throw on some black sweatpants/jeans and a black tanktop (if your skinny)

BE IN THE U.S

Okay so I’ve been in the I guess “emo” scene for a while now. If you want to slay unlimited amounts of emos (not to be confused with scene girls) KEEP READING HORNY MFS! (Yes the rumors are true abt emo girls)


First what you’re going to want to do is find what most people call “shows/raves”, maybe even some house party’s. (You can find these by having connections to someone in that hardcore scene/ scowering through instagram) ex. “Shows/raves tonight in (your area)”


ALSO having any kind of “good” style(affliction/xtreme couture/throwdown/tapout/jncos) helps so much ( these girls will let you fuck if your “cool” enough)


Second tip: GO WITH A FRIEND!! this music/scenery might be too much for some people. When I went to my first one it was loud and sweaty and stinky asf (some guys there have no hygiene). Taking a friend will get rid of some of this awkwardness and looking clueless.



Third tip: FINALLY the good part, honestly don’t try to “act emo”. It will immediately get rid of any attraction as it may seem like mocking. These girls are just like any other girls except a lot more crazy when u get to know them and like to party. If you’re not emo at least have long hair (they love this).

If you’re at a show a lot of these girls are in the moment and just having fun. If your at a rave (a lot of them are on drugs, same with house party’s/ “hangouts”)

The approach: just like any other girl just say something along the lines of:

“you come to shows a lot?”

Her:

“Yes/no”

You:

“this is my first time coming, I fw the music though do you have any band recommendations?”

Then just check the time or make up something saying you have to go/be right back. Then ask for the instagram before you go.
 
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DNR bookmarked gonan read it latter
 
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its not the 2000s anymore.

its 2025
 
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DNRD; Be In there Niche, Act like Their Niche, Digest Media in their Niche
This is True for Every Sub-Culture Ever
 
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If you’re not emo at least have long hair (they love this).
Fucking Myth; Emo Bitches wanted Niggers Like Peter Steele cause he was 6'8 & a High T Bull not Cause of his Shit Smelling Hair
Niggas like This Get Emo Pussy Without Long Hair
Screenshot 2025 03 31 at 114429 PM
 
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Real Emo is not about how you dress or act it’s about the music
 
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This was so bad
 

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