Slow drivers are literal murderers

wishIwasSalludon

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Imagine someone buys a gun they put a blind fold on go to a crowded area and start randomly shooting it

We’d all agree that person should be jailed, but slow drivers do the EXACT SAME SHIT

Yet we don’t care, many people die because of slow drivers

Slow drivers cause traffic jams which lead to accidents, which are one of the most common ways people die nowadays

Slow drivers are literally killing people, it should be a crime to be a slow drivers

@diditeverbegin @Jonas2k7 @ey88 @imontheloose

If you are a slow driver you have FAILED miserably

Nobody loves you, no one likes you please shoot your self in the head
 
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Not being good at driving should be just as bad of a crime as drunk driving and their licenses should be revoked permanently
 
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All need to be removed from life
Driving slow is a disability and slow drivers are handicapped. They should be classified as such but without any government benefits funded by taxpayer money, and a lifetime in solitary confinement where they will forever stay as a consequence to reflect on their actions.
 
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I’m scared to speed too much because if I get 1 more ticket my license is gone
 
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I’m scared to speed too much because if I get 1 more ticket my license is gone
I thought they only drove mooses in canada
 
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Nah, my polar bear has been running too fucking fast lately
brutal
maybe u can tame it w some maple syrup
 
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I’m scared to speed too much because if I get 1 more ticket my license is gone
Starting drunk driving it will lower ur inhib
 
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Idk about traffic jams causing people dying since slow traffic is hard to kill people

But on the motorway/highway/freeway going slow in the overtaking lane, yes since it makes people overtake from the wrong lane and tail gaiting and changing lanes is more dangerous than speeding (within reason)
 
If you're not going at least 5mph over the limit you're officially "slow"- physically (in your car) and mentally (in your brain). If I'm tailgating you that means go faster. I'm not unreasonable though- if you're going relatively fast I won't tailgate you, even if I would like to be going faster. I do believe going 5 under the limit is legitimately more dangerous than going 15 or even 20 over, just because of how much disruption it causes in the flow of traffic.
 
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