Camel
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So, last night was straight-up weird, legit JFL at how mid everything turned out. I was with my friend at the beach, just drinking beers and LDARing while we talked about random shit. It was late, so we figured we'd go home. But as we're walking, this chick stops us and says we're "stylish" (strong IOI, I guess). At the time, I didn't care not a molecule, so we just DNR'd her and kept walking.
Later, though, I started thinking about it, realizing I hadn't slayed in a while. My friend, being the legend he is, finds her Instagram because he's cool with her boyfriend (JFL, small-town where everyone knows each other). Here's the brutal part-my mate also wanted to hit, so we basically agreed to mog-max and see who could close first.
We drive up, pick her up, and take her to a bar. Spent the evening getting her drunk while lowkey LDARing. On the way back, she lies on top of me in the car, and I start to feel something building-beginning stages of bricked-up mode. I get to her place, start making out, and she bends down to suck me off. But here's the brutal failo: I couldn't get hard because I realized she was low-tier and mid as hell.
At that point, I tell her, "Do what you can," and finally manage an erection. We go at it for about 30 minutes, but I spend most of the time staring at her saggy tits, JFL. Couldn't stop thinking about how I was wasting my time on such a PSL 3-tier roastie. She blocked me the next morning, which honestly, was probably the best move for both of us.
Takeaways: small town mogging drama never ends, and sometimes it's better to just go home and sleep than waste time on a mid DNR-tier chick.
Later, though, I started thinking about it, realizing I hadn't slayed in a while. My friend, being the legend he is, finds her Instagram because he's cool with her boyfriend (JFL, small-town where everyone knows each other). Here's the brutal part-my mate also wanted to hit, so we basically agreed to mog-max and see who could close first.
We drive up, pick her up, and take her to a bar. Spent the evening getting her drunk while lowkey LDARing. On the way back, she lies on top of me in the car, and I start to feel something building-beginning stages of bricked-up mode. I get to her place, start making out, and she bends down to suck me off. But here's the brutal failo: I couldn't get hard because I realized she was low-tier and mid as hell.
At that point, I tell her, "Do what you can," and finally manage an erection. We go at it for about 30 minutes, but I spend most of the time staring at her saggy tits, JFL. Couldn't stop thinking about how I was wasting my time on such a PSL 3-tier roastie. She blocked me the next morning, which honestly, was probably the best move for both of us.
Takeaways: small town mogging drama never ends, and sometimes it's better to just go home and sleep than waste time on a mid DNR-tier chick.
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