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when a person is very handsome and also very smart, girls think that there is something wrong with them—like Ted Bundy.* Or, they think that you're like an undercover English Duke or Archbishop—and perhaps even an MI6 agent—either on some covert mission or looking for plebeian sex like Princess Jasmine had in the well-animated film Aladdin (sans Abu of course.)
You might have to act less smart . . . to be more believable.
You may have to hide all of the books in your apartment and replace them with tabloids: no chessboards, Rubik's Cubes™, or fine paintings should be visible. If someone mentions Bertrand Russel, it'd be better to refrain from bringing-up what his Principia Mathematica means from the perspective of Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem. Not even checkerboards, New Yorker magazines, or expensive wine should be visible.
*Although he still found a way to get laid.
You might have to act less smart . . . to be more believable.
You may have to hide all of the books in your apartment and replace them with tabloids: no chessboards, Rubik's Cubes™, or fine paintings should be visible. If someone mentions Bertrand Russel, it'd be better to refrain from bringing-up what his Principia Mathematica means from the perspective of Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem. Not even checkerboards, New Yorker magazines, or expensive wine should be visible.
*Although he still found a way to get laid.