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Me and the baby mama are having some drama. she moved back home for the time being. Yesterday was one of the craziest experiences of my life.
i met this model chick at a park. she's 5'6, 110 lbs or so. very beautiful. she has these large, green/yellow, hypnotic eyes. the way she stared was a bit unsettling.
I was smoking a cigar. her dog came up to me. and we just started chit chatting. almost immediately started to torrential rain pour. we ran to my car to take shelter and just sat in silence. we were both soaked. she saw a tattoo on my wrist and lifted it up. it's the name of baby mama. she goes, "OMG you tattooed my name on your wrist." complete coincidence that she has the exact same name as her. it's not a common name. bizarre.
i started naming the spots we can go to for food. she goes, "why don't we go to your place and order pizza." i was like "YES" but then realized my place is a complete mess since baby mama left. i mean COMPLETE DUMPSTER JUICE. no bed sheets. pillows with no pillowcases. mcdonalds takeout bags. fruit flies. crusty cum rags everywhere. smells like a dead homeless guy's bunghole.
we drop her dog off at her place. arrive at my place. I ask her to stay outside while i clean. i started sweating profusely because it was just so much to do. at some point, she texts me like "Hey I'm just going to uber back home" i just gave up and was like FUCK IT! I let her in my dumpster. she legit started laughing in my face. it was hilar. It got so awkward.
she's like do you have alcohol? i poured her 2 shots of vodka in a beer mug. but of course the beer mug i gave her was dirty af. yellow and brown stains. We both just break into laughter at this point. Ordered pizza. while we waited. she told me her whole life story. she was very comfortable while i was mostly silent and mentally defeated. after one of her emotional stories about some childhood shenanigans. she was on the verge of tears. i moved in and kissed her. she kissed me back. then i went gropey too soon. and she goes, "calm yourself. we are not having sex tonight."
Fast forward 20 minutes. we were having sex in my bed that she called a pig sty. lol. the sex was extreme. she was squirting within 10 minutes. she was screaming, "SLAP ME!" "HARDER" i'm a pretty big dude. 6'2. 220 lbs. twice her size. i was fucking her up.
i was slapping her head like i was taking volleyball swings. she also screamed, "CHOKE ME! HARDER!" she soaked my bed. then toward the end i was about to cum. she looked me in the eyes and whispered, "baby cum inside me. make me pregnant." i got creeped out and pulled out.
didn't even cum. we chill on the bed. and she started talking again with a soft tone. staring into my eyes. not blinking. with the room dimly lit by the setting sun in the backdrop.
it almost felt like a form of witchcraft. then it happened. her face started shifting. I wish i was making this up. One of her big eyes rolled back white. her face started drooping and becoming long. like a horse. I cannot even begin the describe how petrified i was.
I was hyper ventilating. like Neo in the interrogation room with agent Smith. i could not speak. it was almost like she read my mind. She goes, "Please don't send me home. I don't want to take the walk of shame. please respect me and be nice to me." she said all this with melting face. I finally snapped out of it and mustered these words, "are you a human being?"
she instantly looked normal again. but confused. I said, "Are you a human being? Are you real?" She goes, "Did you take drugs?" I go, "I'm completely freaked out right now. Your face just changed. You changed into someone else."
She immediately starts crying and lowered her face then said, "OMG! Please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me." I was like, "I'm not going to hurt you. I'll take you home." She goes, "If you just want me to leave. why didn't you just say so. Don't scare me like that please." I felt bad and said, "NO NO! I don't want you to leave. it's not that. I JUST SAW YOUR FACE CHANGE INTO SOMETHING ELSE! I SWEAR TO GOD!"
I left the bedroom, got dressed and came back. she was still crying on my bed naked. She goes, "Please please take the keys out of your pocket. Please don't hurt me. you are going to hurt me." I said, "no i won't hurt you. I will drive you home. Maybe i am the one that's fucked up." she stared into my eyes and i became mesmerized again.
i took the keys out of my pocket. she started telling me her life again. this time i can remember some details. She said she had a boyfriend. she's cheating on him with me. she feels bad too.
if i send her home now. she will feel so bad about herself. my dick was throbbing again. i fucked her brains out one last time. and actually ripped her vagina. she started bleeding. and i came this time. pulled out.
i fell asleep with her beside me. thinking in my head, this is my last day on earth. woke up to the alarm this morning. she was gone. poof. like a dream. i got goosebumps all over my body. it was one of the trippiest experiences of my life.
i met this model chick at a park. she's 5'6, 110 lbs or so. very beautiful. she has these large, green/yellow, hypnotic eyes. the way she stared was a bit unsettling.
I was smoking a cigar. her dog came up to me. and we just started chit chatting. almost immediately started to torrential rain pour. we ran to my car to take shelter and just sat in silence. we were both soaked. she saw a tattoo on my wrist and lifted it up. it's the name of baby mama. she goes, "OMG you tattooed my name on your wrist." complete coincidence that she has the exact same name as her. it's not a common name. bizarre.
i started naming the spots we can go to for food. she goes, "why don't we go to your place and order pizza." i was like "YES" but then realized my place is a complete mess since baby mama left. i mean COMPLETE DUMPSTER JUICE. no bed sheets. pillows with no pillowcases. mcdonalds takeout bags. fruit flies. crusty cum rags everywhere. smells like a dead homeless guy's bunghole.
we drop her dog off at her place. arrive at my place. I ask her to stay outside while i clean. i started sweating profusely because it was just so much to do. at some point, she texts me like "Hey I'm just going to uber back home" i just gave up and was like FUCK IT! I let her in my dumpster. she legit started laughing in my face. it was hilar. It got so awkward.
she's like do you have alcohol? i poured her 2 shots of vodka in a beer mug. but of course the beer mug i gave her was dirty af. yellow and brown stains. We both just break into laughter at this point. Ordered pizza. while we waited. she told me her whole life story. she was very comfortable while i was mostly silent and mentally defeated. after one of her emotional stories about some childhood shenanigans. she was on the verge of tears. i moved in and kissed her. she kissed me back. then i went gropey too soon. and she goes, "calm yourself. we are not having sex tonight."
Fast forward 20 minutes. we were having sex in my bed that she called a pig sty. lol. the sex was extreme. she was squirting within 10 minutes. she was screaming, "SLAP ME!" "HARDER" i'm a pretty big dude. 6'2. 220 lbs. twice her size. i was fucking her up.
i was slapping her head like i was taking volleyball swings. she also screamed, "CHOKE ME! HARDER!" she soaked my bed. then toward the end i was about to cum. she looked me in the eyes and whispered, "baby cum inside me. make me pregnant." i got creeped out and pulled out.
didn't even cum. we chill on the bed. and she started talking again with a soft tone. staring into my eyes. not blinking. with the room dimly lit by the setting sun in the backdrop.
it almost felt like a form of witchcraft. then it happened. her face started shifting. I wish i was making this up. One of her big eyes rolled back white. her face started drooping and becoming long. like a horse. I cannot even begin the describe how petrified i was.
I was hyper ventilating. like Neo in the interrogation room with agent Smith. i could not speak. it was almost like she read my mind. She goes, "Please don't send me home. I don't want to take the walk of shame. please respect me and be nice to me." she said all this with melting face. I finally snapped out of it and mustered these words, "are you a human being?"
she instantly looked normal again. but confused. I said, "Are you a human being? Are you real?" She goes, "Did you take drugs?" I go, "I'm completely freaked out right now. Your face just changed. You changed into someone else."
She immediately starts crying and lowered her face then said, "OMG! Please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me." I was like, "I'm not going to hurt you. I'll take you home." She goes, "If you just want me to leave. why didn't you just say so. Don't scare me like that please." I felt bad and said, "NO NO! I don't want you to leave. it's not that. I JUST SAW YOUR FACE CHANGE INTO SOMETHING ELSE! I SWEAR TO GOD!"
I left the bedroom, got dressed and came back. she was still crying on my bed naked. She goes, "Please please take the keys out of your pocket. Please don't hurt me. you are going to hurt me." I said, "no i won't hurt you. I will drive you home. Maybe i am the one that's fucked up." she stared into my eyes and i became mesmerized again.
i took the keys out of my pocket. she started telling me her life again. this time i can remember some details. She said she had a boyfriend. she's cheating on him with me. she feels bad too.
if i send her home now. she will feel so bad about herself. my dick was throbbing again. i fucked her brains out one last time. and actually ripped her vagina. she started bleeding. and i came this time. pulled out.
i fell asleep with her beside me. thinking in my head, this is my last day on earth. woke up to the alarm this morning. she was gone. poof. like a dream. i got goosebumps all over my body. it was one of the trippiest experiences of my life.
