Snakes make the perfect fleshlights

[User28823]

Snakes make the perfect fleshlights, ever wondered why theyre built like they have no bones? And they have the perfect neck to hand ratio to be able to hold one as you grope its neck and use it like a living fleshlight. And not to mention the mouth looks like the inside of a human vagina! Point being, snakes are the perfect fleshlights. And some arent even dangerous, leaving the issue of fangs out of the way.

 

[Node]

That’s why all woman are snakes

 

[afghanincel]

U will end up having holes on top of ur dihh but fk it we still do it

 

[User28823]

U will end up having holes on top of ur dihh but fk it we still do it

how do u think i got these scars

 

[sqm]

i swear i’ve seen this thread before

 

[fwhr glazer]

High iq post

 

[trashbinxoxo]

That’s why all woman are snakes

the uterus is shaped like the head of baphomet so it makes sense

 

[trashbinxoxo]

U will end up having holes on top of ur dihh but fk it we still do it

remove the teeth

 

[afghanincel]

remove the teeth

Good idea

 

[User28823]

 

[gurt]

Snakes make the perfect fleshlights, ever wondered why theyre built like they have no bones? And they have the perfect neck to hand ratio to be able to hold one as you grope its neck and use it like a living fleshlight. And not to mention the mouth looks like the inside of a human vagina! Point being, snakes are the perfect fleshlights. And some arent even dangerous, leaving the issue of fangs out of the way.

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"Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans" esque fuckass post

 

[pope]

U will end up having holes on top of ur dihh but fk it we still do it

Spoiler: The consequence

 

[medialcanthus]

Snakes make the perfect fleshlights, ever wondered why theyre built like they have no bones? And they have the perfect neck to hand ratio to be able to hold one as you grope its neck and use it like a living fleshlight. And not to mention the mouth looks like the inside of a human vagina! Point being, snakes are the perfect fleshlights. And some arent even dangerous, leaving the issue of fangs out of the way.

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