Sneaking a bitch in is gonna be hard

[Deleted member 6403]

Since I don't have a door, I need a plan ASAP

 

[Deleted member 10551]

Why don't you have a door

 

[Deleted member 1774]

just doormaxx bro

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Why don't you have a door

Parents didn't wanna give me one

 

[WTFCGod]

Cut the power turn on loud music on your phone and make sure she’s black

 

[Deleted member 10551]

Parents didn't wanna give me one

Better stick to dressing rooms

 

[Deleted member 2012]

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Im srs nigga this is a serious situation

I won't get pussy if my parents cock block me

 

[Deleted member 2012]

nigga this is a serious situation

 

[Deleted member 6403]

My doorway is way wider than a normal door tbh

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Damn son get yourself a door if your parents will let you or you could bang just about anywhere just tell her some bullshit about how people were fucking each other in the grass in open fields and in the woods for 100,000 years so its the best way to do it then you can bang ger right on the lawn

 

[Deleted member 7076]

do you have a car bro?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Damn son get yourself a door if your parents will let you or you could bang just about anywhere just tell her some bullshit about how people were fucking each other in the grass in open fields and in the woods for 100,000 years so its the best way to do it then you can bang ger right on the lawn

Can't bro, brutal carpill, my options are limited

 

[Deleted member 6403]

do you have a car bro?

No bro

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Can't bro, brutal carpill, my options are limited

Well what about going to her place?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Well what about going to her place?

Can't sneak out, my moms window is like right in front of the patio

 

[JustBeCurry]

lol youre getting cockblocked by a fucking door

 

[Deleted member 9837]

Fuck her in the park hood style

or through the backyard

 

[Deleted member 6403]

lol youre getting cockblocked by a fucking door

ye bro, brutal doorpill and brutal carpill, I sneaked a girl in once and basically got caught

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Can't sneak out, my moms window is like right in front of the patio

Is there any other window like in the back of the house? Or maybe you could just say youre going out with one of your regular friends? Then uber to her place or walk or take the bus, whatever works

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Fuck her in the park hood style

or through the backyard

Can't get thru my backyard without going thru my gate first, I'm like in the toughest environment to get laid damn

 

[Deleted member 9837]

Can your parents let you bring a girl over and you act like your studying and dating etc? And you fuck her quietly?

 

[Deleted member 7076]

No bro

over tbh

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Is there any other window like in the back of the house? Or maybe you could just say youre going out with one of your regular friends? Then uber to her place or walk or take the bus, whatever works

No windows besides the front and that's gonna be a whole other situation, Ima have to sneak in this bitch house and shit, that's way tougher

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Can your parents let you bring a girl over and you act like your studying and dating etc? And you fuck her quietly?

I doubt it since our rooms are so close together, they can hear me if I say something rn so they're def gonna hear me clapping some cheeks

 

[Deleted member 9837]

I doubt it since our rooms are so close together, they can hear me if I say something rn so they're def gonna hear me clapping some cheeks

Let em hear

if your dad is based he’ll knock on the wall and yell “THATS MY SON” and give ya tips on stroke game

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Let em hear

if your dad is based he’ll knock on the wall and yell “THATS MY SON” and give ya tips on stroke game

No bro my dad is very narcisstic, he'll probably run to my room to see what's all the noise

 

[Deleted member 8765]

Look at this high inhib faggot imagine not fucking in the back of an Uber and tell the man to drive 20 milez

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

No windows besides the front and that's gonna be a whole other situation, Ima have to sneak in this bitch house and shit, that's way tougher

Damn I see well last thing I can think of is to somehow have her come over when your parents are gone. Or, go to her place when her parents are gone, under the pretense that youre going out with regular friends so your parents dont think anything suspicious is happening. Or, if its possible, find a friends house you can both go to. But yeah other than that this is a fubar situatiom

 

[Deleted member 5189]

just doormaxx bro

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Damn I see well last thing I can think of is to somehow have her come over when your parents are gone. Or, go to her place when her parents are gone, under the pretense that youre going out with regular friends so your parents dont think anything suspicious is happening. Or, if its possible, find a friends house you can both go to. But yeah other than that this is a fubar situatiom

The most likely scenario is inviting her over when my parents aren't home but they're only gone around the morning but who tf wants to fuck in the morning and getting her to sneak out around that time is also gonna be tuff

 

[Deleted member 1774]

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[GeneticFailure]

Car. Parking lot