RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
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So I went ti the gym today, and after session decided to go to mcdonalds cuz was too lazy to make meals myself. I order 20 chicken mcnuggets with mustard. Lots of mustard. And then when I was doomscrolling and making tiktoks in the mcdonalds, some 40-50 yr old foreigner with an accent approached me and he could only speak English (i live in west europe). So he spoke to me in english and gave a flyer of a message that his family has no food and that he wants me to pay for his food. So I didnt know but my hand was full of mustard and i grabbed his card to read it better. And after the card was smudged with mustard all over the place. The man became sadder when he saw this. I almost JFLed hard at that point. But I held it in cuz it was sad for him. So I offered him a tissue to scrub it off. And he actually did jfl. He had a stack of those cards but decided to wash my mustard smudges off that ONE card. Like I am actually crying 
and then he said bye. This was most awkward shit ive experienced this month. I told him i had no cash by hand and he told me i can buy him food at mcdonalds. So i said u want a burger? Then he talked in gibberish. I couldnt understand but the fact i made his card dirty was reason enough for him to leave. @Glorious King @Tigermoggerlol @Funnyunenjoyer1 @fashioncel @Quncho
and then he said bye. This was most awkward shit ive experienced this month. I told him i had no cash by hand and he told me i can buy him food at mcdonalds. So i said u want a burger? Then he talked in gibberish. I couldnt understand but the fact i made his card dirty was reason enough for him to leave. @Glorious King @Tigermoggerlol @Funnyunenjoyer1 @fashioncel @Quncho
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