So I only ever piss in the sink.

[Lefty Rankin]

Whether I'm at work or at home I don't urinate in toilets. Not at all. Not ever. If I have to pee I pee in the sink. The only time I don't use a sink to pee in is when I'm in a public restroom, with multiple urinals, or after I've gone to bed. On my bedroom floor sits a basin that I fill up throughout the night if duty calls, which I empty into the toilet upon waking up the next morning. It stays in the bathroom underneath the sink all day after being rinsed out.

I started doing this about two years ago and I really can't recall what prompted it. Sometimes I wonder if my co workers are onto me since they never hear me flush the toilet whenever I go into the bathroom. At home I'm very open about it. Sometimes while my wife is sitting down pissing in the toilet I'm standing right in front of her simotaniously relieving myself into the sink. The bathroom sink isn't the only one I use though. Where I piss inside my apartment depends on where I happen to be whenever I realize I gotta go, and whether or not there's more than three or four dishes in the kitchen sink.

This is me and my life.

@BigJimsWornOutTires
@Jason Voorhees
@RichardSpencel
@Clavicular
@Ghost Philosophy

 

[Lefty Rankin]

@DeborahAnnWollFARTS
@Vermilioncore
@Master
@androgenic
@Sven

 

[Lefty Rankin]

@FastBananaCEO
@itssoover0457
@Jesus_ist_König
@isis_Bleach
@Notcel (last but certainly not least)

 

[topology]

I'll try it out and update on how I felt tomorrow.

 

[Notcel]

The toilet is right next to it though, why not just shift right and use the right pipes

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Same

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Same

I knew I couldn't be the only one.

 

[rawr]

Dude i've done this more times than I can remember and I feel like the dirtiest person ever

 

[rawr]

The toilet is right next to it though, why not just shift right and use the right pipes

Piss goes everywhere

 

[romanstock]

Don't you live in China? I'm surprised you even have a sink, I thought they just went in a hole then wiped their hands on their pants.

 

[Ibohammed Eshakt’ur]

Mirin, but you empty your piss container into the toilet as opposed to pouring it into the sink?

Catch up, rookie.

 

[Rxndependant]

If I was peeing in a urinal and your son came I’d piss on him

 

[Lefty Rankin]

The toilet is right next to it though, why not just shift right and use the right pipes

It's probably because I live in a gynofascist society, the USA. At work everybody, both men and women, always leave the seat down after they're done. At home, before I started pissing in the sink, I would always leave the seat up and my wife would always leave the seat down. It's not a point of contention or anything but I probably just got tired of lifting the seat every time I have to take a piss.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Don't you live in China? I'm surprised you even have a sink, I thought they just went in a hole then wiped their hands on their pants.

My goodness. It's been 5 years and people on here still think I'm living in China. I get asked that about once a week.

No I don't live in China anymore.

And yes, in China people just piss and shit in a hole then wipe their hands on their pants after they're done.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

If I was peeing in a urinal and your son came I’d piss on him

No you wouldn't.

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

I knew I couldn't be the only one.

Its a leftist thing

 

[itssoover0457]

high T behavior. i'll try it out some time.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Its a leftist thing

Don't let my username fool you. It's got nothing to do with politics.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Pissing in the sink is actually incredibly high IQ. You don't have to move from the toilet to the sink to wash your hands, there's no annoying flushing sound, and you can do it quietly while the sink is running.

The pros outweigh the cons.

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

Have u ever tried pissing in your mouth?

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Pissing in the sink is actually incredibly high IQ. You don't have to move from the toilet to the sink to wash your hands, there's no annoying flushing sound, and you can do it quietly while the sink is running.

The pros outweigh the cons.

I only wash my hands after shitting. Never saw the point.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Have u ever tried pissing in your mouth?

No

 

[vratisevojvodo]

Have you ever tried to pee in someone's washing machine?

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Have you ever tried to pee in someone's washing machine?

I have done that actually. In fact I've also taken a massive dump in a washing machine as well. It was my roommate's, while he was out. I was hit with diarrhea all of a sudden so I sat on top of his washing machine and blasted away. I was trying to bully him out of the apartment at that time because it belonged to the company I worked for. For three months I had it all to myself until he came along.

 

[xevuxia]

My goodness. It's been 5 years and people on here still think I'm living in China. I get asked that about once a week.

No I don't live in China anymore.

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And yes, in China people just piss and shit in a hole then wipe their hands on their pants after they're done.

@Notcel

 

[Notcel]

@Notcel

What’re you playing at

 

[vratisevojvodo]

I have done that actually. In fact I've also taken a massive dump in a washing machine as well. It was my roommate's, while he was out. I was hit with diarrhea all of a sudden so I sat on top of his washing machine and blasted away. I was trying to bully him out of the apartment at that time because it belonged to the company I worked for. For three months I had it all to myself until he came along.

make sure to do this especially on afters

 

[Lefty Rankin]

What’re you playing at

I'm in on it too. We're triangulating. We want you to have a mental breakdown.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

make sure to do this especially on afters

What on earth are you talking about?

 

[Notcel]

I'm in on it too. We're triangulating. We want you to have a mental breakdown.

Im genuinely confused at these tags though , I already replied to this thread?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Whether I'm at work or at home I don't urinate in toilets. Not at all. Not ever. If I have to pee I pee in the sink. The only time I don't use a sink to pee in is when I'm in a public restroom, with multiple urinals, or after I've gone to bed. On my bedroom floor sits a basin that I fill up throughout the night if duty calls, which I empty into the toilet upon waking up the next morning. It stays in the bathroom underneath the sink all day after being rinsed out.

I started doing this about two years ago and I really can't recall what prompted it. Sometimes I wonder if my co workers are onto me since they never hear me flush the toilet whenever I go into the bathroom. At home I'm very open about it. Sometimes while my wife is sitting down pissing in the toilet I'm standing right in front of her simotaniously relieving myself into the sink. The bathroom sink isn't the only one I use though. Where I piss inside my apartment depends on where I happen to be whenever I realize I gotta go, and whether or not there's more than three or four dishes in the kitchen sink.

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This is me and my life.

@BigJimsWornOutTires
@Jason Voorhees
@RichardSpencel
@Clavicular
@Ghost Philosophy

Whenever I use the female public restroom, I deliberately pee on the seat because of my disorder, which is urinateonseatitis syndrome.

 

[BadLuck7892]

Your wife sitting to pee sounds sexy

@rawr @DeborahAnnWollFARTS (The OP's OP mentions the wife's seated urination)

 

[Sven]

Show ignored content

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Show ignored content

You better not ignore me Svennard!

 

[jrown]

@MrMaxwell @hltnfinalboss✌️ high iq schizo ramblings

 

[hltnfinalboss✌️]

@MrMaxwell @hltnfinalboss✌️ high iq schizo ramblings

Dude once I fucked my sink but piss is too far

 

[jrown]

Dude once I fucked my sing but piss is too far

how do you fuck your sink the only thing ive done outside of hand is sticking it into a pillow i sowed in FACs but the fluff got stuck in my foreskin and i hat to pull it out, it felt good pulling it out tho

 

[hltnfinalboss✌️]

how do you fuck your sink the only thing ive done outside of hand is sticking it into a pillow i sowed in FACs but the fluff got stuck in my foreskin and i hat to pull it out, it felt good pulling it out tho

Basically what I did was turn the water on and js hump it I was boutta bust till I heard my step dad walk about the stairs so I did the quietest run ever and didn’t get caught

 

[jrown]

Basically what I did was turn the water on and js hump it I was boutta bust till I heard my step dad walk about the stairs so I did the quietest run ever and didn’t get caught

anything to get off ig gn babes

 

[hltnfinalboss✌️]

Basically what I did was turn the water on and js hump it I was boutta bust till I heard my step dad walk about the stairs so I did the quietest run ever and didn’t get caught

Btw I’ve posted this exact scenario like 5+ times

 

[hltnfinalboss✌️]

anything to get off ig gn babes

Goooodnighttt

 

[stonecold trucel]

 

[iblamefranklin]

Whether I'm at work or at home I don't urinate in toilets. Not at all. Not ever. If I have to pee I pee in the sink. The only time I don't use a sink to pee in is when I'm in a public restroom, with multiple urinals, or after I've gone to bed. On my bedroom floor sits a basin that I fill up throughout the night if duty calls, which I empty into the toilet upon waking up the next morning. It stays in the bathroom underneath the sink all day after being rinsed out.

I started doing this about two years ago and I really can't recall what prompted it. Sometimes I wonder if my co workers are onto me since they never hear me flush the toilet whenever I go into the bathroom. At home I'm very open about it. Sometimes while my wife is sitting down pissing in the toilet I'm standing right in front of her simotaniously relieving myself into the sink. The bathroom sink isn't the only one I use though. Where I piss inside my apartment depends on where I happen to be whenever I realize I gotta go, and whether or not there's more than three or four dishes in the kitchen sink.

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This is me and my life.

@BigJimsWornOutTires
@Jason Voorhees
@RichardSpencel
@Clavicular
@Ghost Philosophy

what the fuck??? isnt the toilet right next to it??

 

[Lefty Rankin]

what the fuck??? isnt the toilet right next to it??

I don't want to fuck with the seat if it's not already up.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

I only wash my hands after shitting. Never saw the point.

Yeah I figured you would say something along those lines when I mentioned hand washing after pissing

 

[DeborahAnnWollFARTS]

@DeborahAnnWollFARTS
@Vermilioncore
@Master
@androgenic
@Sven

I only goon to foids pissing/pooping, fucking faggot

 

[DeborahAnnWollFARTS]

Your wife sitting to pee sounds sexy

@rawr @DeborahAnnWollFARTS (The OP's OP mentions the wife's seated urination)

Lmao his post was about his hypothetical wife pissing, alr, I thought it was some fagposter posting his faggot fetish
Nice to see is a pee fetish threat