So I've been catfishing as Niko but I came across a girl I want to meet, so what do I do

[Amnesia]

First off I wanted to test if I really was shadowbanned by bumble, that's the main reason I am catfishing as him atm. Bumble lets me make a profile and swipe on people but I literally sit at ZERO likes the entire time, for days, ZERO matches or likes so I assume my profile isn't being seen. So from the same device I made a profile as Niko and also ZERO likes, so I used a VPN and totally new number and that got likes again, so looks like that is what I will have to do from now on

ANYWAYS to the point

WHile running the test I matched with a girl from my city I want to meet, what's the best way to go about telling her I am catfishing her and really am someone else? If I just tell her the truth Is that totally going to weird her out and make her just not trust meeting me?

Should I just add her on snap maybe in a week, and just pretend I musta gotten her snap off bumble a few weeks ago and try to play it off like we actually legit matched and hope she doesnt remember (girls be swiping on thousands of guys)

Heres the screen shot of where I am


her opening line is a reference to the bumble bio I have for the account "Looking for an ice skating partner this winter"

@Niko hope u dont mind i did this



in before shes ugly

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Autism

 

[datboijj]

lol

 

[Chadeep]

Even Chad is Chadfishing these days. Hypergamy at its peak.

 

[Polar]

tell her the truth and that you mog this niko guy anyways

 

[Deleted member 22627]

She is expecting a 19 year old pretty boy not a surgerymaxxed oldcel. Sorry my man, she was perfect for you.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Just tell her that you have a "friend" that you can put her on with, and then send a picture of yourself

 

[Gengar]

Meet up anyway and say you were too insecure to use your own pictures, she will be in for a pleasant surprise.

 

[Deleted member 13626]

Call @Niko and tell him to take her out and update you on everything including the sex

Cuckmaxx

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

no way you actually care about a girl that looks level when youre 6 PSL?

even ive got better slays/gfs than that

dude wtf

 

[khvirgin]

Meet up anyway and say you were too insecure to use your own pictures, she will be in for a pleasant surprise.

"eww, this wasn't the pheno I was expecting"

 

[Deleted member 19508]

Peak autism

 

[the BULL]

PSL legends btw

 

[Deleted member 23558]

no way you actually care about a girl that looks level when youre 6 PSL?

even ive got better slays/gfs than that

dude wtf

Pussy is pussy as long as it’s atleast mtb

 

[Gengar]

"eww, this wasn't the pheno I was expecting"

“Take off your shoes, mister.”

 

[khvirgin]

“Take off your shoes, mister.”

without lifts amnesia is as tall as niko
inb4 he had 6'3" on the nikofish

 

[Deleted member 22126]

Dye your hair blonde and say it was your brother irl

 

[HOLYFUARK]

You re both rich so here's the plan:
>fly @Niko to your city
>let him do his magic with the girl
>niko invites her at amnesia's hut
>once they're in the bed niko blindfolds the girl(pretending it's a game)
>you trade places
>profit?

alternative nsfw ending

Spoiler

>you realise how chad niko is and force the girl watch you two make out

 

[Deleted member 22930]

Ask her "My friend think he is incel, what do you think?"
then DM your pic, she will mirin
then say he needs a date , etc.

 

[Amnesia]

Just tell her that you have a "friend" that you can put her on with, and then send a picture of yourself

yeah i thought about being like "hey sorry i started seeing someone but u might like my friend" and then yeah show her me. Prob the best idea

without lifts amnesia is as tall as niko
inb4 he had 6'3" on the nikofish

i do have him as 6'1'' LOL

no way you actually care about a girl that looks level when youre 6 PSL?

even ive got better slays/gfs than that

dude wtf

yeah so do i, but shes cute enough and lotta my FWBs are on vacaton rn for winter break

 

[Corleone]

First off I wanted to test if I really was shadowbanned by bumble, that's the main reason I am catfishing as him atm. Bumble lets me make a profile and swipe on people but I literally sit at ZERO likes the entire time, for days, ZERO matches or likes so I assume my profile isn't being seen. So from the same device I made a profile as Niko and also ZERO likes, so I used a VPN and totally new number and that got likes again, so looks like that is what I will have to do from now on

ANYWAYS to the point

WHile running the test I matched with a girl from my city I want to meet, what's the best way to go about telling her I am catfishing her and really am someone else? If I just tell her the truth Is that totally going to weird her out and make her just not trust meeting me?

Should I just add her on snap maybe in a week, and just pretend I musta gotten her snap off bumble a few weeks ago and try to play it off like we actually legit matched and hope she doesnt remember (girls be swiping on thousands of guys)

Heres the screen shot of where I am


her opening line is a reference to the bumble bio I have for the account "Looking for an ice skating partner this winter"

View attachment 2016009


@Niko hope u dont mind i did this



in before shes ugly

could say that Niko is a real-life friend of yours that struggles with women because he's shy and that you both created the account to help him find a girlfriend, but you yourself have a lot of interest in her and would love to get to know her yourself.

Lucky you, the real Niko could back that story up if necessary.

don't think "you're ugly but my tanned friend could be into you" would work.

 

[Amnesia]

could say that Niko is a real-life friend of yours that struggles with women because he's shy and that you both created the account to help him find a girlfriend, but you yourself have a lot of interest in here and would love to get to know her yourself.

Lucky you, the real Niko could back that story up if necessary.

yeah in all versions of the story I will be LARPING that niko is my IRL friend. I could just tell her I asked MY FRIEND Niko to make a bumble profile from my phone to see if it worked for him since it wasnt giving me likes and then I swiped on a few random profiles but I actually thought u were cute

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Show her your pic and say “what do you think of my model friend” if she says youre hot just tell her that’s actually you

 

[Deleted member 21700]

Reveal your own self, you are as or more handsome so shouldn't be an issue

 

[Xangsane]

tell her the truth and that you mog this niko guy anyways

 

[khvirgin]

Show her your pic and say “what do you think of my model friend” if she says youre hot just tell her that’s actually you

If she goes out with him after that you couldn't cope with muh personality anymore

 

[MoggerChad]

 

[Deleted member 7580]

If she goes out with him after that you couldn't cope with muh personality anymore

Doesn’t disprove that oofy doofies slay too

 

[khvirgin]

Doesn’t disprove that oofy doofies slay too

"oofy doofies" saying "haha that was me all along, I made a bumble fake profile with pics of some other random guy" = you're automatically added to a list

 

[Deleted member 19157]

Show her your pic and say “what do you think of my model friend” if she says youre hot just tell her that’s actually you

take out model part thats cringe

 

[Deleted member 7580]

no way you actually care about a girl that looks level when youre 6 PSL?

even ive got better slays/gfs than that

dude wtf

You guys live in Europe
Girls like op are rare af in some parts of North America especially diverse areas like California

 

[Amnesia]

Show her your pic and say “what do you think of my model friend” if she says youre hot just tell her that’s actually you

Reveal your own self, you are as or more handsome so shouldn't be an issue

"oofy doofies" saying "haha that was me all along, I made a bumble fake profile with pics of some other random guy" = you're automatically added to a list

i just feel like as soon as u admit u are catfishing in any way the girl immediately thinks ur also some serial killer weirdo too thats why playing it off as "oops sorry i started dating my ex again, but u might like my friend " might be a better play

but i am autistic so i dont know

 

[khvirgin]

i just feel like as soon as u admit u are catfishing in any way the girl immediately thinks ur also some serial killer weirdo too thats why playing it off as "oops sorry i started dating my ex again, but u might like my friend " might be a better play

but i am autistic so i dont know

you're right

also because at that point you already lied to her, so why would she trust it's really "you" the second time?

 

[Deleted member 7580]

i just feel like as soon as u admit u are catfishing in any way the girl immediately thinks ur also some serial killer weirdo too thats why playing it off as "oops sorry i started dating my ex again, but u might like my friend " might be a better play

but i am autistic so i dont know

dm niko to add her on snap and say that and then he can give her your snap

 

[Gengar]

You should give us an update after you come clean / meet up.

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

.

 

[Foreverbrad]

Mirin the neuroticism

 

[Deleted member 17920]

thoughts on this face

 

[Deleted member 22639]

First off I wanted to test if I really was shadowbanned by bumble, that's the main reason I am catfishing as him atm. Bumble lets me make a profile and swipe on people but I literally sit at ZERO likes the entire time, for days, ZERO matches or likes so I assume my profile isn't being seen. So from the same device I made a profile as Niko and also ZERO likes, so I used a VPN and totally new number and that got likes again, so looks like that is what I will have to do from now on

ANYWAYS to the point

WHile running the test I matched with a girl from my city I want to meet, what's the best way to go about telling her I am catfishing her and really am someone else? If I just tell her the truth Is that totally going to weird her out and make her just not trust meeting me?

Should I just add her on snap maybe in a week, and just pretend I musta gotten her snap off bumble a few weeks ago and try to play it off like we actually legit matched and hope she doesnt remember (girls be swiping on thousands of guys)

Heres the screen shot of where I am


her opening line is a reference to the bumble bio I have for the account "Looking for an ice skating partner this winter"

View attachment 2016009


@Niko hope u dont mind i did this



in before shes ugly

If you need more new numbers get Textnow Premium

 

[Deleted member 19174]

My thoughts on this situation:

 

[MoggerGaston]

My thoughts on this situation:
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[user1728482728]

i just feel like as soon as u admit u are catfishing in any way the girl immediately thinks ur also some serial killer weirdo too thats why playing it off as "oops sorry i started dating my ex again, but u might like my friend " might be a better play

but i am autistic so i dont know

Bro I think shes actually really cute but think you fucked up but you still have a chance

Ask @Niko to add her on snapchat for you

Then ask him to facetime her for you, then have him explain the situation, have him say it was just an experiment to see how your friend did in america as opposed to denmark, and make it seem like you are actually friends irl

If she thinks you were chadfishing its giga over

 

[Dystopian]

she is blonde high trust prettyboy manlet only

She doesn’t want a psl TITAN

 

[EdouardManlet]

 

[SubSigma]

Just have niko amnesia fish for u

 

[Shieda_Kayn]

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thoughts on this face

@Biggdink

 

[Gus17]

Just tell her that you have a "friend" that you can put her on with, and then send a picture of yourself

Legit just do this. It's the most simple and nonconvoluted way. Just say you're not interested, but send a pic of your "friend" who thought she was cute.

 

[Deleted member 24186]

First off I wanted to test if I really was shadowbanned by bumble, that's the main reason I am catfishing as him atm. Bumble lets me make a profile and swipe on people but I literally sit at ZERO likes the entire time, for days, ZERO matches or likes so I assume my profile isn't being seen. So from the same device I made a profile as Niko and also ZERO likes, so I used a VPN and totally new number and that got likes again, so looks like that is what I will have to do from now on

ANYWAYS to the point

WHile running the test I matched with a girl from my city I want to meet, what's the best way to go about telling her I am catfishing her and really am someone else? If I just tell her the truth Is that totally going to weird her out and make her just not trust meeting me?

Should I just add her on snap maybe in a week, and just pretend I musta gotten her snap off bumble a few weeks ago and try to play it off like we actually legit matched and hope she doesnt remember (girls be swiping on thousands of guys)

Heres the screen shot of where I am


her opening line is a reference to the bumble bio I have for the account "Looking for an ice skating partner this winter"

View attachment 2016009


@Niko hope u dont mind i did this



in before shes ugly

what did she want to confess about

 

[Deleted member 17920]

what percentile is this girl to you btw?

 

[jojoyou]

I once kpopfishing with someone else and I set up a date with the girl by telling her that I won’t be available for the week and tell her my cousin is available for a date.