so you think you are good looking...take the prime johny pill

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“I’ve also gotten weird letters, suicide letters, girls threatening to jump if I don’t get in touch with them."

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Boys buy posters of their idols. Girls put it in writing. “More than Mike Fox, more than Charlie Sheen, more than Rob Lowe – Johnny Depp gets the greatest volume of mail of any of our clients,” says Spanky Taylor of Fan-Handle, a Los Angeles mail service. “I’d say 10,000-plus pieces a month.”


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Depp bought a guitar at 12, joined his first band at 13, dropped out of school at 16, took his 15th band, the Kids, to Los Angeles, survived a failed marriage (“It wasn’t working out, so we took care of it”) and lucked into the movies. Now he hangs out with Nicolas Cage and Charlie Sheen, sleeps late, wears motorcycle jackets and ripped jeans and bangs out “loud, raunchy blues” on his guitar.

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Four years ago, with no acting experience or training-two days after his first audition ever-he got a lead role in A Nightmare on Elm Street

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At a young age of thirteen, Johnny, also ended up in the backseat of a car when he lost his virginity. It happened while he was in the band, The Flame, where Johnny took the lead with a groupie.

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very overrated imo
 
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very overrated imo

cope. if girls (to who you never talked to) threatens to kill themself if you dont fuck them it means you made it
 
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just lol at prime johnnys life until he got 40 tbh. he never finished highschool, never took acting classes and got a main lead role in a big movie after his first! audition ever. ending up owning his own private island despite being bad with money and being prone to drugs and alcohol.

prime johnny never tried but still won.
 
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a god to prime jbs
but a subhuman to aspies in this forum
 
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Nothing special tbh
 
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holy shit he had an amazing life
@JackSparrow
 
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He looks Native American. Good looking prettyboy in his youth.
 
fun fact: before he got his first role, johnny depp went with his friend jackie earle hayle whom went to audition for a nightmare on elm street. wes craven, the director, had his daughter there too. when she saw him, she told her father to cast him because he is good looking, so he got offered the role and accepted it. looks are everything.
 
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fun fact: before he got his first role, johnny depp went with his friend jackie earle hayle whom went to audition for a nightmare on elm street. wes craven, the director, had his daughter there too. when she saw him, she told her father to cast him because he is good looking, so he got offered the role and accepted it. looks are everything.

holy fuck that is even more blackpill then i thought. i just knew it was his first audtion ever (and he neither had any experience nor took any acting classes) which alone is insane. normally actors eat shit and go to hundreds auditions to just get a small role
 
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i did not read a single word
 
holy fuck that is even more blackpill then i thought. i just knew it was his first audtion ever (and he neither had any experience nor took any acting classes) which alone is insane. normally actors eat shit and go to hundreds auditions to just get a small role
yeah im a big fan of a nightmare on elm street and theres documentaries on em and the one called i am nancy talks about this. she interviews the daughter there lol
 
yeah im a big fan of a nightmare on elm street and theres documentaries on em and the one called i am nancy talks about this. she interviews the daughter there lol

this is so fucking blackpill. little johnny had just everything handeled over to him. no wonder his life turned into complete shit the moment he started to lose his looks. his mental state and personality was made for tutorial mode, and tutorial mode only. ofc he fucked it up when he got confronted with the reality we had to endure since day 1
 
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this is so fucking blackpill. little johnny had just everything handeled over to him. no wonder his life turned into complete shit the moment he started to lose his looks. his mental state and personality was made for tutorial mode, and tutorial mode only. ofc he fucked it up when he got confronted with the reality we had to endure since day 1
yeah its insane how easy people have it. remember when they tried to cancel him last yr? jfl at soyciety
 
yeah its insane how easy people have it. remember when they tried to cancel him last yr? jfl at soyciety
i think he lost his one role in this harry potter movie. anyways that would have never happened in his prime days
 
“I’ve also gotten weird letters, suicide letters, girls threatening to jump if I don’t get in touch with them."

tumblr_m63kmuW5cR1ruod5co1_400.gif


Boys buy posters of their idols. Girls put it in writing. “More than Mike Fox, more than Charlie Sheen, more than Rob Lowe – Johnny Depp gets the greatest volume of mail of any of our clients,” says Spanky Taylor of Fan-Handle, a Los Angeles mail service. “I’d say 10,000-plus pieces a month.”


4FGD.gif


Depp bought a guitar at 12, joined his first band at 13, dropped out of school at 16, took his 15th band, the Kids, to Los Angeles, survived a failed marriage (“It wasn’t working out, so we took care of it”) and lucked into the movies. Now he hangs out with Nicolas Cage and Charlie Sheen, sleeps late, wears motorcycle jackets and ripped jeans and bangs out “loud, raunchy blues” on his guitar.

original.gif



Four years ago, with no acting experience or training-two days after his first audition ever-he got a lead role in A Nightmare on Elm Street

tenor.gif


At a young age of thirteen, Johnny, also ended up in the backseat of a car when he lost his virginity. It happened while he was in the band, The Flame, where Johnny took the lead with a groupie.

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Brutal. Take the Depp pill.
 
just lol at prime johnnys life until he got 40 tbh. he never finished highschool, never took acting classes and got a main lead role in a big movie after his first! audition ever. ending up owning his own private island despite being bad with money and being prone to drugs and alcohol.

prime johnny never tried but still won.
All thanks to good looks
 

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