some Days I have close set eyes , some days I have wide set eyes . Some days they’re normal . Why is this ? Bloat? Bodyfat % ?

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Its because your orbital bones are loose and constantly shift dependent on gravity, you should start eating more carrots as this solidifies them but take a bite of a carrot every time your ESR hits exactly 0.45
 
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OP on Friday:
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OP on Tuesday:
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Its because your orbital bones are loose and constantly shift dependent on gravity, you should start eating more carrots as this solidifies them but take a bite of a carrot every time your ESR hits exactly 0.45
yeah, i heard it fluctuates in tune with moon phases when you are hardmewing for more than 6h a day.
also, you forgot to mention to urgently eat one oreo cookie dipped in tomato juice when ESR goes above 0.49.
 
its all in your head, your esr can't change.
 
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What the fuck that doesn’t even make sense unless you are some sort of biological anomaly
 
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