hypernormie
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Introducing Sixplusapp
The app where only men who are above 6ft can join.
It’s over why tf didn’t I think of this?
There is no way women will be able to resist an app like this and no way all the 6ft+ guys won’t cash in on their height advantage.
I can already see Becky telling her 5’10 manlet orbiter how the app is "shallow" and "weird" and how "women care about more than just a man’s height silly." only for her curiosity to inevitably get the better of her when she's alone late at night. All it will take is 5 minutes swiping through the sea of 6’0+ men to giga fry her brain for life. She will no longer be able to bear the drudgery of wading through the endless unverified short kings of Tinder until she finds a true tall mogger. It’s actually over boys. Being 6ft is about to not even be enough, especially not on an app dedicated to tallfags. These men will start collecting women like Pokémon cards, we are about to witness a true class divide between the genetic haves and have nots. If you thought it was already bad you have no idea what’s coming.
The genius that made this app has peered into the cold black and rotten heart of man and has produced an app of such degeneracy, so shameless that its' destructive power on civilization it rivals that of 10,000,000 atom bombs. And that's not even it, because the genius who made this app has only glimpsed the truth behind its imminent success, and that truth is simply that in the end, women want nothing more in the whole world than the ability to open an app and swipe through an endless assortment of chads and pick from them which one she wants to blow her back out that night. Sixplussapp is only the beginning it is only the first iteration on the path to CHADS™ the app whose sole purpose is exactly as I just described.
Trying to comprehend the sheer amount and variety of sufferings the mere possibility of this app can produce is enough to bring a man to schizophrenic psychosis such that I won't risk my sanity trying to list them for you. If you use your imagine (and i would warn that you don't) you will be able to grasp but a few of them. Evolution has spoken on the state of modern man and the verdict is clear: short kings must die.
The app where only men who are above 6ft can join.
It’s over why tf didn’t I think of this?
There is no way women will be able to resist an app like this and no way all the 6ft+ guys won’t cash in on their height advantage.
I can already see Becky telling her 5’10 manlet orbiter how the app is "shallow" and "weird" and how "women care about more than just a man’s height silly." only for her curiosity to inevitably get the better of her when she's alone late at night. All it will take is 5 minutes swiping through the sea of 6’0+ men to giga fry her brain for life. She will no longer be able to bear the drudgery of wading through the endless unverified short kings of Tinder until she finds a true tall mogger. It’s actually over boys. Being 6ft is about to not even be enough, especially not on an app dedicated to tallfags. These men will start collecting women like Pokémon cards, we are about to witness a true class divide between the genetic haves and have nots. If you thought it was already bad you have no idea what’s coming.
The genius that made this app has peered into the cold black and rotten heart of man and has produced an app of such degeneracy, so shameless that its' destructive power on civilization it rivals that of 10,000,000 atom bombs. And that's not even it, because the genius who made this app has only glimpsed the truth behind its imminent success, and that truth is simply that in the end, women want nothing more in the whole world than the ability to open an app and swipe through an endless assortment of chads and pick from them which one she wants to blow her back out that night. Sixplussapp is only the beginning it is only the first iteration on the path to CHADS™ the app whose sole purpose is exactly as I just described.
Trying to comprehend the sheer amount and variety of sufferings the mere possibility of this app can produce is enough to bring a man to schizophrenic psychosis such that I won't risk my sanity trying to list them for you. If you use your imagine (and i would warn that you don't) you will be able to grasp but a few of them. Evolution has spoken on the state of modern man and the verdict is clear: short kings must die.
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