
MatchaMocha
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JFL so basically there's this girl who attended the same High School as me, she's like 5'0 and cute as fuck, like one of those gingers that's a Stacy instead of an LLTB.
Not going to post a photo of her but think a long the lines of this:
We were at this end of the year graduation celebration bullshit, everybody is drunk and/or high and having fun and while I was hanging with my HB's and a few girls this chick pulls out her phone and starts reading to us this fucking chud ass memoir from this desperate virgin
We all just looked at it like
Shit was a LAUGHING STOCK
He was saying things along the lines of "I appreciated our friendship" and "I hope you accomplish great things after high school" and "we really connected" JFLLLLLLLLL

To top it all off, this chick got fucked by the GigaChad of our grade in 11th (6'5, white, could already grow great facial hair, apparently a thick 7 incher, 7-8/10 face) and followed him around in the halls for months like a dog until she found her Chadlite boyfriend from another school to settle down with (they live in the same town though, he's a pretty chill guy in all honesty). Hell she even sucked my cock once a few years back, the slut. She gave this fucking CHUD a 1/4 of an ounce of the attention she gave these guys and it turned into months of simping and he'd also send ME texts about how "in love" he was JFL one time I responded with a pic of her and Chadlite making out and grabbing her ass
AND HE SAID "ok, thanks for the suicide fuel
" BUDDY YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS SUIFUEL 

I could go on about the stories from this fucking guy and his desperate attempts to get women but it'd be beating a dead horse to do so
his post graduation plan is to be a wagie indefinitely, that's the fate of the LTN I guess 
Not going to post a photo of her but think a long the lines of this:

We were at this end of the year graduation celebration bullshit, everybody is drunk and/or high and having fun and while I was hanging with my HB's and a few girls this chick pulls out her phone and starts reading to us this fucking chud ass memoir from this desperate virgin
We all just looked at it like

Shit was a LAUGHING STOCK
He was saying things along the lines of "I appreciated our friendship" and "I hope you accomplish great things after high school" and "we really connected" JFLLLLLLLLL
To top it all off, this chick got fucked by the GigaChad of our grade in 11th (6'5, white, could already grow great facial hair, apparently a thick 7 incher, 7-8/10 face) and followed him around in the halls for months like a dog until she found her Chadlite boyfriend from another school to settle down with (they live in the same town though, he's a pretty chill guy in all honesty). Hell she even sucked my cock once a few years back, the slut. She gave this fucking CHUD a 1/4 of an ounce of the attention she gave these guys and it turned into months of simping and he'd also send ME texts about how "in love" he was JFL one time I responded with a pic of her and Chadlite making out and grabbing her ass
I could go on about the stories from this fucking guy and his desperate attempts to get women but it'd be beating a dead horse to do so