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tales from san juan
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So there's this LLTB (arguably sub5) makeupcel in my school and she might be the biggest ho I've ever seen. She's a pro at makeup tho and it ascends her to at least MTB, deadass the first time I saw her without makeup I thought she had a disease and asked her friends if she was alright. Her prime in terms of whoreness was probably about 2 years ago when this happened:
Now there's this Ken Carson wannabe LTN (let's call him Mike) who wants to fuck her. He's been trying for weeks, and even tho he admits he only wants her for her body cuz her face is chopped he's still going for that. She's not letting him hit and is just using him for attention. Mike eventually decides that maybe if she's drunk enough she'll let him hit or something. So, he invites her to a family function/party typa thing going on in his house with a bunch of family members and friends. She agrees and ends up going.
Obviously he believes that she's going as his date, but I guess she had a different idea, because when she shows up she completely ignores the nigga and starts talking to his cousin.
Mike already feels cucked because his "date" is barely even talking to him, but it gets worse. She starts getting a little physical with Mike's cousin, then at some point in the night they go off into the other room alone.
As it turns out this bitch ends up SUCKING THE DICK OF MIKE'S COUSIN right in the next room. Literally only a few hours after she met the nigga. How cucked can you get without literally watching your bitch have sex, and it was with his cousin no less.
You might already call this tales but it gets even better. This bitch was in a gc with me and a bunch of my friends and on the way back home she started texting all of us about what happened in uncomfortably vivid detail. I wasn't tryna hear all that graphic detail (she LITERALLY started describing the flavor of the guy's cum and started asking "is it supposed to be that salty") but I read that shit anyway cuz it's mad funny how bad Mike got cucked.
Anyway, the best part is yet to come, because then she started stressing about how the guy's cum tasted weird and his dick was bumpy, and the timing didn't help that in health class they were telling us about STDs and contraception.
I kid you not, this bitch deadass raised her hand and asked "can you get this STD from oral sex?" in front of the WHOLE class
She then proceeded to either ask or research the same thing for EVERY SINGLE ONE.
Anyway, she was fine in the end but this was genuinely crazy, just remembered it yesterday and thought I should make a post about it. Some of this foid behavior is genuinely outrageous.
What y'all think about this situation?
@reccesedmtn @Eyelet @Kara @YourLocalLMTN @magneso @Navity @H3rmes @sln @Sayori @Sandriguez @HtnceI
Now there's this Ken Carson wannabe LTN (let's call him Mike) who wants to fuck her. He's been trying for weeks, and even tho he admits he only wants her for her body cuz her face is chopped he's still going for that. She's not letting him hit and is just using him for attention. Mike eventually decides that maybe if she's drunk enough she'll let him hit or something. So, he invites her to a family function/party typa thing going on in his house with a bunch of family members and friends. She agrees and ends up going.
Obviously he believes that she's going as his date, but I guess she had a different idea, because when she shows up she completely ignores the nigga and starts talking to his cousin.
Mike already feels cucked because his "date" is barely even talking to him, but it gets worse. She starts getting a little physical with Mike's cousin, then at some point in the night they go off into the other room alone.
As it turns out this bitch ends up SUCKING THE DICK OF MIKE'S COUSIN right in the next room. Literally only a few hours after she met the nigga. How cucked can you get without literally watching your bitch have sex, and it was with his cousin no less.
You might already call this tales but it gets even better. This bitch was in a gc with me and a bunch of my friends and on the way back home she started texting all of us about what happened in uncomfortably vivid detail. I wasn't tryna hear all that graphic detail (she LITERALLY started describing the flavor of the guy's cum and started asking "is it supposed to be that salty"
) but I read that shit anyway cuz it's mad funny how bad Mike got cucked.Anyway, the best part is yet to come, because then she started stressing about how the guy's cum tasted weird and his dick was bumpy, and the timing didn't help that in health class they were telling us about STDs and contraception.
I kid you not, this bitch deadass raised her hand and asked "can you get this STD from oral sex?" in front of the WHOLE class
She then proceeded to either ask or research the same thing for EVERY SINGLE ONE.
Anyway, she was fine in the end but this was genuinely crazy, just remembered it yesterday and thought I should make a post about it. Some of this foid behavior is genuinely outrageous.
What y'all think about this situation?
@reccesedmtn @Eyelet @Kara @YourLocalLMTN @magneso @Navity @H3rmes @sln @Sayori @Sandriguez @HtnceI
