Some of you don’t know i’m 5’1

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The Homelander

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I didn’t grow much in puberty
but with the help of .org I can actually have a chance irl
I used to be 4’11
but that all changed when I discovered height boosters
I can easily larp as 5’1 now
and the best part is that nobody will ever find out
 
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dont worry bro im 5’10
 
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Are you asian
 
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us short kings must unite, like when two young people stand on ones shoulders with a big coat to get into a cinema
 
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dont worry bro im 5’10
eh height doesn’t matter anyways it’s all about dick size
thankfully i’m above average for asian im 4.8 inches length and 2.9 girth
 
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Holy cope 😭
 
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Fuck no it isn’t
 
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@ey88 do I have a good height
 
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I didn’t grow much in puberty
but with the help of .org I can actually have a chance irl
I used to be 4’11
but that all changed when I discovered height boosters
I can easily larp as 5’1 now
and the best part is that nobody will ever find out
Hope u will grow up more bro
 
yeah are you still growing ?
Well according to some looksmaxxers I follow on tiktok, At the age of 29, there’s still possibility for growth via stretches
 
Well according to some looksmaxxers I follow on tiktok, At the age of 29, there’s still possibility for growth via stretches
Okay no just stop ur 5’1 and your staying like that
 
You seem peaceful, it's likely your energy is attracting -3.3.
 
Like u you never have to duck and nobody's trolling u with "how is the wether above "
 
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This is a sad case for a fellow ricecel 💔
 
Okay no just stop ur 5’1 and your staying like that
U don’t know until you try you know what my mom always says when she comes down to my room in the basement?
“NEVER GIVE UP”
So i will never give up
 
Well according to some looksmaxxers I follow on tiktok, At the age of 29, there’s still possibility for growth via stretches
Yeah don't forget to hang on the horizontal bar in the morning

That hits different
 
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Yeah don't forget to hang on the horizontal bar in the morning

That hits different
I’ve been doing that and I feel taller already
do you think i can get to 5’9?
 
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U don’t know until you try you know what my mom always says when she comes down to my room in the basement?
“NEVER GIVE UP”
So i will never give up
Either your trolling or coping but seriously it’s better to focus on another aspect of your life, because think ab it if you swallow the heightpill your gonna have to stretch 11 inches my guy
 
I’ve been doing that and I feel taller already
do you think i can get to 5’9?
Sounds possible

Don't forget to drink 2l of water and bonesmash toes
 
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Either your trolling or coping but seriously it’s better to focus on another aspect of your life, because think ab it if you swallow the heightpill your gonna have to stretch 11 inches my guy
I’m not trolling this stuff has been proven by many looksmaxxers
Don’t criticize it until u try it for yourself
you’ll thank me later
it’s healthy anyway
 
What’s even the point dude your not even gonna gain anything of significance
 
What’s even the point dude your not even gonna gain anything of significance
You don’t know that tho
Even if i don’t grow that much talller
I’ll still have some something good for my health
If I don’t make it to 5’9 tho I’ll just use more height boosters
it’s not like there is a difference between natural height and height boosting shoe insoles anyways
 
You don’t know that tho
Even if i don’t grow that much talller
I’ll still have some something good for my health
If I don’t make it to 5’9 tho I’ll just use more height boosters
it’s not like there is a difference between natural height and height boosting shoe insoles anyways
What the actual fuck 😭
 
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Nahhh thats just another gatekeeping myth
Thanks u have been very helpful unlike @demerol who is always being negative and not looking on the bright side
 
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work on your personality and I am sure you will get tons of bitches
 
work on your personality and I am sure you will get tons of bitches
I already talk to a bunch of girls on roblox
Irl girls are overrated
I honestly don’t get the hype
 
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