BigJimsWornOutTires
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It’s time we unite with Russia and China and declare war against NATO nations. After our easy slam dunk win, those shitholes will be divided among The Three Powers.
Albania, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czechia, Denmark, France, Luxembourg, Poland, and Romania will go to Russia.
Canada, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Spain, Sweden, the Netherlands, the UK, and Turkey will go to the USA.
China will get Estonia, Germany, Latvia, Lithuania, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Norway, Portugal, Slovakia, and Slovenia.
Regardless of Switzerland being neutral, just because they are that type of assholes, we will bomb them into oblivion. After the dust settles, we make it the world’s dumpsite. There, all of our garbage is disposed of.
Italy will be turned into the Super-Duper Maximal Galactic Prison. There, we will dump our prison populations and anyone who opposes The Three Powers. And as our gratitude to the world and respect for Ancient Rome, there will be games!
Every Friday, three lucky contestants are selected for Murder As Many As You Can. The contestants must have a history of sexual abuse or domestic violence. Each player will control an army of drones and robotic killing dogs. The SDMGP inmates have a number. The higher the crimes they committed, the higher the number. The one who scores the most wins 50 MILLION DOLLARS!
Also, a 6-day/7-night all expense stay at a luxurious island that caters to the rich and famous.
We can do this! Together! Like a team!
Albania, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czechia, Denmark, France, Luxembourg, Poland, and Romania will go to Russia.
Canada, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Spain, Sweden, the Netherlands, the UK, and Turkey will go to the USA.
China will get Estonia, Germany, Latvia, Lithuania, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Norway, Portugal, Slovakia, and Slovenia.
Regardless of Switzerland being neutral, just because they are that type of assholes, we will bomb them into oblivion. After the dust settles, we make it the world’s dumpsite. There, all of our garbage is disposed of.
Italy will be turned into the Super-Duper Maximal Galactic Prison. There, we will dump our prison populations and anyone who opposes The Three Powers. And as our gratitude to the world and respect for Ancient Rome, there will be games!
Every Friday, three lucky contestants are selected for Murder As Many As You Can. The contestants must have a history of sexual abuse or domestic violence. Each player will control an army of drones and robotic killing dogs. The SDMGP inmates have a number. The higher the crimes they committed, the higher the number. The one who scores the most wins 50 MILLION DOLLARS!
Also, a 6-day/7-night all expense stay at a luxurious island that caters to the rich and famous.
We can do this! Together! Like a team!
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