Sometimes i wish i was a 5 foot 5, 16 inch bidelt cute twink

jaycc

jaycc

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Life would be so easy if i had the desirability and sex appeal of a woman with the body and brain of a man

Id just suck cock all day tbh

Ig im just cursed to have 1.6 shoulder to waist and be such a high T specimen

Thoughts?

Also im not gay
 
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“brain and body of a man” followed up by this jfl
I just dont want periods and to be retarded

Still wanna be a braindead whore tho

Not possible in this life

Gotta play the cards your dealt
 
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I want everyone to see this
 
I just dont want periods and to be retarded

Still wanna be a braindead whore tho

Not possible in this life

Gotta play the cards your dealt
lowkey real the more i think about it, foids have it so easy i swear
 
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lowkey real the more i think about it, foids have it so easy i swear
Spend a couple minutes really pondering bro

Would be a better life no question
 
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Life would be so easy if i had the desirability and sex appeal of a woman with the body and brain of a man

Id just suck cock all day tbh

Ig im just cursed to have 1.6 shoulder to waist and be such a high T specimen

Thoughts?

Also im not gay
I can let you live out that dream buddy :feelsuhh:
 
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I can let you live out that dream buddy :feelsuhh:
Show me yourself ill consider giving up my white pride to be raped

Im boneless anyway i may aswell be a woman :lul:
 
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Show me yourself ill consider giving up my white pride to be raped

Im boneless anyway i may aswell be a woman :lul:
I got mistook as a girl at 15 years of age and got called cute on multiple occasions by women I might as well be the woman
 
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I got mistook as a girl at 15 years of age and got called cute on multiple occasions I might as well be the woman
Not gonna fuck a black

Even the women i can fetishize at best and disgusted usually
 
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Not gonna fuck a black

Even the women i can fetishize at best and disgusted usually
Can't relate, I think beautiful people are a race of there own even though I do believe certain races have a greater proportion of ugly people
 
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Can't relate, I think beautiful people are a race of there own even though I do believe certain races have a greater proportion of ugly people
I can see when a black woman is beautiful

I just feel no attraction at all

Theyre like animals to me in that sense
 
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Life would be so easy if i had the desirability and sex appeal of a woman with the body and brain of a man

Id just suck cock all day tbh

Ig im just cursed to have 1.6 shoulder to waist and be such a high T specimen

Thoughts?

Also im not gay
little bit offtopic but sometimes i wish i was a htb w a nice ass and just edge and hurt niggas all day. id make ugly retards fall for me and leak them and ruin their lives.
 
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little bit offtopic but sometimes i wish i was a htb w a nice ass and just edge and hurt niggas all day. id make ugly retards fall for me and leak them and ruin their lives.
Mirin
 
I can see when a black woman is beautiful

I just feel no attraction at all

Theyre like animals to me in that sense
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So the woman in the middle to you is pretty but youd never marry her even if she were head over heels for you
 
Yes shes beautiful

But i could never love her
I feel as though with her features she would be indistinguishable from a white woman if you simply changed her colour palette though? So if she were say, blond haired blue eyed, pale skinned you could hypothetically love her it's just the colour that's off putting? Interesting take never heard that angle before 🧐
 
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Life would be so easy if i had the desirability and sex appeal of a woman with the body and brain of a man

Id just suck cock all day tbh

Ig im just cursed to have 1.6 shoulder to waist and be such a high T specimen

Thoughts?

Also im not gay
Same but I wouldn't suck cock bc that's gay.
 
I feel as though with her features she would be indistinguishable from a white woman if you simply changed her colour palette though? So if she were say, blond haired blue eyed, pale skinned you could hypothetically love her it's just the colour that's off putting? Interesting take never heard that angle before 🧐
Yup exactly mate

Change the colour and i could feel romantic attraction

Didnt realise vril propoganda was this damaging :lul:
 
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Yup exactly mate

Change the colour and i could feel romantic attraction

Didnt realise vril propoganda was this damaging :lul:
This reminds me if it doesn't work out I could always fly back to my homeland and with my status easily pick a GL woman but since you're tied down by your type "passport bro-ing" won't work, good luck though you'll need it in this western dating market :ogre: colonialism has done me a solid there
 
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This reminds me if it doesn't work out I could always fly back to my homeland and with my status easily pick a GL woman but since you're tied down by your type "passport bro-ing" won't work, good luck though you'll need it in this western dating market :ogre:
Yeah... im so fucked

I need 5 11 at least

Science says i should get there :feelswhy:

Ngl if it all goes to shit ill just fly japan or some shit and accept a cucked kid for a cute asian

Ive heard you have crazy halo if youre white in japan :feelshah:
 
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Youd just be a 5 5 framelet and expect love from a woman?

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Well I'd hopefully be getting love from a woman, but if not that, I'd just chillax then. I'm not gonna doing any gay stuff my g
 
I need 5 11 at least
I feel average in the UK at that height and heightmogged at least 6 times a day with 2 being women
Ive heard you have crazy halo if youre white in japan :feelshah:
You do but wasian kids looks are always a gamble sometimes they look ethereal and at others they look like they were launched off of Olympus like Hephaestus
 
Well I'd hopefully be getting love from a woman, but if not that, I'd just chillax then. I'm not gonna doing any gay stuff my g
So dont say youd be a fucking twink then 😭
 
I feel average in the UK at that height and heightmogged at least 6 times a day with 2 being women

You do but wasian kids looks are always a gamble sometimes they look ethereal and at others they look like they were launched off of Olympus like Hephaestus
Im uk

5 9 is average

FUCKING FOID SUPERVISOR STILL CALLED ME SHORT ON MY FIRST DAY OF WORK HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA FUCKING BITCH YOU ARE 5 4 AND LOOK RETARDED

but yeah 5 9 is nowhere near enough

5 11 bro trust
 
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Im uk

5 9 is average

FUCKING FOID SUPERVISOR STILL CALLED ME SHORT ON MY FIRST DAY OF WORK HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA FUCKING BITCH YOU ARE 5 4 AND LOOK RETARDED

but yeah 5 9 is nowhere near enough

5 11 bro trust
Maybe it's cuz I'm in London but everyone is giant here, anyways what year U in? I'm in sixth form but everyone's giant besides south Asians my mate from primary is 6"6
 
What happened to shame saar
 
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Maybe it's cuz I'm in London but everyone is giant here, anyways what year U in? I'm in sixth form but everyone's giant besides south Asians my mate from primary is 6"6
Im going into year 12

I will mog because i picked a school full of faggots

A suit isnt even required but im pulling up like this
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My heigh is passable but i will focus on maxxing frame incase i dont grow
 
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Results day for GCSEs next Thursday, English language AQA and maths Edexcel higher were shit innit
I should do fine

Idrc im joining the army anyway
 
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Which regiment are you aiming for? I always wanted to be in the RAF as a kid, visited the museum
Maybe marines

Ill focus on that when i pass the weight thresh hold :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

Fuck my eating disorder (im not a faggot, its sub conscious)
 
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Maybe marines

Ill focus on that when i pass the weight thresh hold :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

Fuck my eating disorder (im not a faggot, its sub conscious)
How much do you weigh if I may ask :what:
 
How much do you weigh if I may ask :what:
65 a couple weeks ago. Biggest ever (lean obviously)

Now around 60 or 61 because i puked every meal for a week or two

FUUUUCK
 
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I bench 80 tho which is decent considering

Right.... :feelswhy:
I quit benching 2mo into the gym since it's suboptimal for muscle growth, I wouldn't even bother going to the gym to gain weight because fat is way easier than muscle to gain (obviously) and gaining some fat may hinder you looks wise you should still be fine so just eat junk consistently ig
 
I quit benching 2mo into the gym since it's suboptimal for muscle growth, I wouldn't even bother going to the gym to gain weight because fat is way easier than muscle to gain (obviously) and gaining some fat may hinder you looks wise you should still be fine so just eat junk consistently ig
Im just gonna use munchies and training related drugs this year and focus on eating over all else

Im gonna look sick brah trust
 
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Yup exactly mate

Change the colour and i could feel romantic attraction

Didnt realise vril propoganda was this damaging :lul:
You think that new girl who joined reform is pretty?
 
Havent seen her but im voting reform lmao
You can vote? Is this that new policy about 16 year olds being able to, anyways it's impossible for any other party to win anyway because labour split into that Corbyn party so by predicted polls reform has doubled the runner ups vote anyway, I couldn't care less about politics though all I want is for freddo to be 25p again :owo:
 
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