Spank my butt

[Deleted member 22124]

I need a spank in the butt. I already trained shoulders, had a beer and 2 imovane so I just need that spank on the butt to keep me going!

I might even set a new PR if you spank it hard enough but really I just want some additional exercise to sleep like baby unicorn tonight.

 

[Deleted member 29581]

 

[Nick.Harte]

Do it yourself bruh. Self-love.

 

[Deleted member 1901]

Why are you gay,?

 

[Deleted member 22124]

Finished the 9K in 40:47 which I'm pretty happy with. Totally exhausting, but it's a blissful feeling now after. Think I'll sleep like a horny corny pony cub and give myself a bathtub rub... You sub!!

Spoiler

J/K

 

[soulless_npc]

Finished the 9K in 40:47 which I'm pretty happy with. Totally exhausting, but it's a blissful feeling now after. Think I'll sleep like a horny corny pony cub and give myself a bathtub rub... You sub!!

Spoiler

J/K

damn that's a good time how old are u?

 

[Deleted member 22124]

damn that's a good time how old are u?

Thank you! I'm basically in my mid-20s now and I always liked running, ever since like 12yo, but then I got more into gymcelling so running hasn't really been a big priority for me the past decade. I'm thinking that may change...

 

[soulless_npc]

Thank you! I'm basically in my mid-20s now and I always liked running, ever since like 12yo, but then I got more into gymcelling so running hasn't really been a big priority for me the past decade. I'm thinking that may change...

groovy, I've run almost 3,000 miles in my life (which is nothing). I have always sucked and always will suck. but I got lazy and depressed for awhile. then I did manual labor and shit and roasted my lungs with pot. sooo my body's wrecked now I think, I still can run like 4-8 miles but at old man pace. it's pretty pathetic, just like me. I remember as a wee lad zipping off 7:30s. but I actually like the idea of like pain and suffering and david goggins type shit I wanna bring that back so my dick can work and I'm not fat in a other year

 

[aGreaterMii]

Faggot

 

[Deleted member 22124]

groovy, I've run almost 3,000 miles in my life (which is nothing). I have always sucked and always will suck. but I got lazy and depressed for awhile. then I did manual labor and shit and roasted my lungs with pot. sooo my body's wrecked now I think, I still can run like 4-8 miles but at old man pace. it's pretty pathetic, just like me. I remember as a wee lad zipping off 7:30s. but I actually like the idea of like pain and suffering and david goggins type shit I wanna bring that back so my dick can work and I'm not fat in a other year

That's just the right attitude imo! Run for health and wellbeing primarily and then you get looksmaxxing and performance benefits as a bonus. I like to push myself, but really I could get most of the benefits by doing like a 20 minute jog too. It's all about living an active lifestyle and getting that blood flow going!

 

[soulless_npc]

getting that blood flow going

to my average sized chode

running makes me horny lol

 

[Deleted member 22124]

to my average sized chode

running makes me horny lol

To my above average sized carrot

Word up!

 

[soulless_npc]

To my above average sized carrot

Word up!

I'm 6 something

 

[Deleted member 22124]

I'm 6 something

I'm like 17 cm length, 13.5 cm girth

 

[soulless_npc]

I'm like 17 cm length, 13.5 cm girth

nice i'm trying 2 dickmax

 

[Deleted member 22124]

nice i'm trying 2 dickmax

Uncle Thomas recommended clamping for girth gains. Don't know how to go about length gains if you've got a chode, but exercise is definitely the safest method so I'd say get a solid cardio routine going before you start to consider something else.

 

[soulless_npc]

Uncle Thomas recommended clamping for girth gains. Don't know how to go about length gains if you've got a chode, but exercise is definitely the safest method so I'd say get a solid cardio routine going before you start to consider something else.

yea, i'm 5'7" 132 i'm not overweight but i look like shit

 

[Deleted member 22124]

yea, i'm 5'7" 132 i'm not overweight but i look like shit

What's your waist circumference? Weight doesn't really say much like you say.

 

[soulless_npc]

What's your waist circumference? Weight doesn't really say much like you say.

28.75 haven't been much over 28 in ten years actually but i can feel the slump now cuz im getting older. so, zero metabolism and can no longer eat food that tastes good thats all lol

 

[Deleted member 22124]

28.75 haven't been much over 28 in ten years actually but i can feel the slump now cuz im getting older. so, zero metabolism and can no longer eat food that tastes good thats all lol

I'm like slightly below that at 5 inches taller. You need to get on my leanmaxxing program!

 

[soulless_npc]

I'm like slightly below that at 5 inches taller. You need to get on my leanmaxxing program!

is there even hope of ever looking good naked at 29

 

[Deleted member 22124]

is there even hope of ever looking good naked at 29

Are you a foid?

 

[soulless_npc]

Are you a foid?

negative i have hair on my face and balls

 

[Deleted member 22124]

negative i have hair on my face and balls

Mods, ban this foid! @TRUE_CEL @Master @Preston

 

[soulless_npc]

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Mods, ban this foid! @TRUE_CEL @Master @Preston

bullshit

 

[Deleted member 26823]

Show your juicy ass faggot!

 

[Deleted member 22124]

Show your juicy ass faggot!

Maybe later I will do that. Now is nappy time... It's been a long and hard day for my bubbly but.