SPIDER CRAWLED ON MY DICK

[WhoTookVendetta]

I WAS SLEEPING NAKED CUZ ITS HOT AS FUCK

AND THEN I FELT SOMETHING TICKING MY DICK AND I SCRATCH IT AND IT DOESNT GO AWAY

SO I GRAB MY PHONES FLASH LIGHT AND THERES A FUCKING BIG ASS SPIDER ON MY DICK

SO I THREW MY MINI TRASHCAN ON IT AND HE DIED

 

[duhz]

I WAS SLEEPING NAKED CUZ ITS HOT AS FUCK

AND THEN I FELT SOMETHING TICKING MY DICK AND I SCRATCH IT AND IT DOESNT GO AWAY

SO I GRAB MY PHONES FLASH LIGHT AND THERES A FUCKING BIG ASS SPIDER ON MY DICK

SO I THREW MY MINI TRASHCAN ON IT AND HE DIED

rekt

 

[jizargo]

Dnr

 

[Euron]

I would've sliced my dick clean off, if there was a spider on it

 

[kisslessvirgin]

did it bite you

 

[RomanianPhsyco]

I WAS SLEEPING NAKED CUZ ITS HOT AS FUCK

AND THEN I FELT SOMETHING TICKING MY DICK AND I SCRATCH IT AND IT DOESNT GO AWAY

SO I GRAB MY PHONES FLASH LIGHT AND THERES A FUCKING BIG ASS SPIDER ON MY DICK

SO I THREW MY MINI TRASHCAN ON IT AND HE DIED

You talk like a fuckass cartoon character

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

You talk like a fuckass cartoon character

all tranny weirdos talk like that