SQUINTMAXXING GUIDE

[cromagnon]

IF YOU AREN'T SQUINTMAXXING IN 2024, YOU ARE A VOLCEL

IT'S LITERALLY THE MOST GIGA EASY LOOKSMAX AND GIVES YOU A EZ PSL BOOST

Instructions:

Take your eyes, open them WIDEEEEEE

And then bring them to a SLIGHT squint.

You shouldn't be Sean O'pry tier squinting and squinching your entire face to the point of wrinkling and pseudo-hunter eyes. You will unironically look mentally retarded.


(don't be like this gingercel)

Literally just relax your eyes and slightly squint them. Like you do outside when the sun hits your face (not many of you have ever had such an experience so sorry if that visualization is not sufficient).
Do something similar to this;

(Notice how it doesn't look turbo autistic but still boosts his PSL)


VOILA!

Enjoy your Atesh Salik tier eyes! Don't do it too hard and it will genuinely not look too bad.

Make sure to hold it as OFTEN as you can to make it a subconscious effort.

GOOD LUCK!

 

[hybobu]

 

[kalluss]

IF YOU AREN'T SQUINTMAXXING IN 2024, YOU ARE A VOLCEL

IT'S LITERALLY THE MOST GIGA EASY LOOKSMAX AND GIVES YOU A EZ PSL BOOST

Instructions:

Take your eyes, open them WIDEEEEEE

And then bring them to a SLIGHT squint.

You shouldn't be Sean O'pry tier squinting and squinching your entire face to the point of wrinkling and pseudo-hunter eyes. You will unironically look mentally retarded.


(don't be like this gingercel)
View attachment 3124290

Literally just relax your eyes and slightly squint them. Like you do outside when the sun hits your face (not many of you have ever had such an experience so sorry if that visualization is not sufficient).
Do something similar to this;
View attachment 3124297
(Notice how it doesn't look turbo autistic but still boosts his PSL)


VOILA!

View attachment 3124289

Enjoy your Atesh Salik tier eyes! Don't do it too hard and it will genuinely not look too bad.

Make sure to hold it as OFTEN as you can to make it a subconscious effort.

GOOD LUCK!

its called squinching but ok

 

[cromagnon]

its called squinching but ok

KILL YOURSELF

 

[kalluss]

KILL YOURSELF

yes

 

[Freud]

nigger common sense

 

[kalluss]

nigger common sense

"old man yells at cloud"

 

[cromagnon]

nigger common sense

to 90% of the greycels squinting with their entire fucking occularis muscle and looking retarded (i have literally seen this irl) no it is not obvious

"old man yells at cloud"

u didnt use that properly

 

[kalluss]

to 90% of the greycels squinting with their entire fucking occularis muscle and looking retarded (i have literally seen this irl) no it is not obvious

u didnt use that properly

your just saying something that i "hope" everyone knows but its good to give them a refresh for their brain

 

[Outerz14]

IF YOU AREN'T SQUINTMAXXING IN 2024, YOU ARE A VOLCEL

IT'S LITERALLY THE MOST GIGA EASY LOOKSMAX AND GIVES YOU A EZ PSL BOOST

Instructions:

Take your eyes, open them WIDEEEEEE

And then bring them to a SLIGHT squint.

You shouldn't be Sean O'pry tier squinting and squinching your entire face to the point of wrinkling and pseudo-hunter eyes. You will unironically look mentally retarded.


(don't be like this gingercel)
View attachment 3124290

Literally just relax your eyes and slightly squint them. Like you do outside when the sun hits your face (not many of you have ever had such an experience so sorry if that visualization is not sufficient).
Do something similar to this;
View attachment 3124297
(Notice how it doesn't look turbo autistic but still boosts his PSL)


VOILA!

View attachment 3124289

Enjoy your Atesh Salik tier eyes! Don't do it too hard and it will genuinely not look too bad.

Make sure to hold it as OFTEN as you can to make it a subconscious effort.

GOOD LUCK!

Nigga actually made the thread

 

[kalluss]

i mean ive been doing this shit for months now

"horrible comparison"

 

[cromagnon]

i mean ive been doing this shit for months now

View attachment 3124313

"horrible comparison"

is it sort of natural feeling now

 

[Phantomivy]

IF YOU AREN'T SQUINTMAXXING IN 2024, YOU ARE A VOLCEL

IT'S LITERALLY THE MOST GIGA EASY LOOKSMAX AND GIVES YOU A EZ PSL BOOST

Instructions:

Take your eyes, open them WIDEEEEEE

And then bring them to a SLIGHT squint.

You shouldn't be Sean O'pry tier squinting and squinching your entire face to the point of wrinkling and pseudo-hunter eyes. You will unironically look mentally retarded.


(don't be like this gingercel)
View attachment 3124290

Literally just relax your eyes and slightly squint them. Like you do outside when the sun hits your face (not many of you have ever had such an experience so sorry if that visualization is not sufficient).
Do something similar to this;
View attachment 3124297
(Notice how it doesn't look turbo autistic but still boosts his PSL)


VOILA!

View attachment 3124289

Enjoy your Atesh Salik tier eyes! Don't do it too hard and it will genuinely not look too bad.

Make sure to hold it as OFTEN as you can to make it a subconscious effort.

GOOD LUCK!

Helps a lot I have uncanny eyes relaxed so squinting helps a lot ngl

 

[kalluss]

is it sort of natural feeling now

i dont have to think about it so yes but it can take some times

 

[cromagnon]

i dont have to think about it so yes but it can take some times

actually insane ascension

 

[kalluss]

actually insane ascension

yea first pic is insane how i looked like a subhuman i literally had bocel eyes jfl now its muchhhh better

 

[lerwaf123]

Squinting is legit af. I will do fillers for uee and unereye. Coupled with squinting it will be unmoggable eye area

 

[lerwaf123]

Ian somerholder is also squintmaxxer. Or maybe he's just happy on the second pic because he sucked cock recenltly

 

[kalluss]

Ian somerholder is also squintmaxxer. Or maybe he's just happy on the second pic because he sucked cock recenltlyView attachment 3124460View attachment 3124461

he is his whole personality is based on that apparently

 

[Norwegian LTN]

Make sure to hold it as OFTEN as you can to make it a subconscious effort.

Has anyone made it a subconscious effort?