stacking donuts on my penis (a short story)

[Scandicel]

Once i asked my girlfriend at the time if she wanted to suck it with donuts on it. And she was totally down and thought it would be funny.

And like 2 weeks after, we were at the store and i said should we buy the donuts

And she just called me a fucking weirdo and looked at me with disgust. I felt weird and disgusting the rest of the day.

A brother just wanted to get some donut head, and gets met with this treatment

 

[Scandicel]

Bump

 

[L88]

Damn

 

[Scandicel]

Damn

did u even read it

 

[loseratgenes]

Once i asked my girlfriend at the time if she wanted to suck it with donuts on it. And she was totally down and thought it would be funny.

And like 2 weeks after, we were at the store and i said should we buy the donuts

And she just called me a fucking weirdo and looked at me with disgust. I felt weird and disgusting the rest of the day.

A brother just wanted to get some donut head, and gets met with this treatment

first time you said that was when she was ovulating. two weeks after she wasnt ovulating... simple math

 

[L88]

did u even read it

Yes ofc

 

[akame]

a

Once i asked my girlfriend at the time if she wanted to suck it with donuts on it. And she was totally down and thought it would be funny.

And like 2 weeks after, we were at the store and i said should we buy the donuts

And she just called me a fucking weirdo and looked at me with disgust. I felt weird and disgusting the rest of the day.

A brother just wanted to get some donut head, and gets met with this treatment

shouldve raped her on the spot

 

[Scandicel]

a

shouldve raped her on the spot

i don't rape

 

[Scandicel]

first time you said that was when she was ovulating. two weeks after she wasnt ovulating... simple math

Makes sense

 

[akame]

i don't rape

but you fuck

 

[Scandicel]

but you fuck

exactlyy

 

[buzzingbuzzword]

the difference to when girls are horny and arent is so much crazier than men. literally changes everything about themselves

 

[akame]

exactlyy

then you should’ve fucked her on the spot

 

[lookingforadvicecel]

How can you pinpoint when exactly a girl is horny or not?

 

[sayonara]

Break up with that bitch. If she doesn't suck with the donuts on it she's not the one

 

[Scandicel]

How can you pinpoint when exactly a girl is horny or not?

You sort of just feel the tension yk.

 

[Scandicel]

Break up with that bitch. If she doesn't suck with the donuts on it she's not the one

"girlfriend at the time"

 

[lookingforadvicecel]

Break up with that bitch. If she doesn't suck with the donuts on it she's not the one

Exactly, if a girl truly loved you she’d do whatever you wish

 

[akame]

How can you pinpoint when exactly a girl is horny or not?

keep track of her period

 

[lenvoalt]

a

shouldve raped her on the spot

I was thinking the same

 

[sighbau271]

she just called me a fucking weirdo and looked at me with disgust

brutal ngl

 

[jestor]

Once i asked my girlfriend at the time if she wanted to suck it with donuts on it. And she was totally down and thought it would be funny.

And like 2 weeks after, we were at the store and i said should we buy the donuts

And she just called me a fucking weirdo and looked at me with disgust. I felt weird and disgusting the rest of the day.

A brother just wanted to get some donut head, and gets met with this treatment

THAT’S NOT YOUR BITCH! I know a guy who got donuts stacked on it but it was only for our school’s scavenger hunt.

 

[Scandicel]

brutal ngl

can't win em all

she's a bitch anyways

 

[luckibrody]

Fucking passive aggressive whore she totally wanted it to

 

[Scandicel]

Fucking passive aggressive whore she totally wanted it to

Dude im telling you, she actually did want to do it, so im not weird for asking

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Nigga said "short story" in a story about his penis

 

[i_Mogger]

Once i asked my girlfriend at the time if she wanted to suck it with donuts on it. And she was totally down and thought it would be funny.

And like 2 weeks after, we were at the store and i said should we buy the donuts

And she just called me a fucking weirdo and looked at me with disgust. I felt weird and disgusting the rest of the day.

A brother just wanted to get some donut head, and gets met with this treatment

thats brutal

 

[Scandicel]

Nigga said "short story" in a story about his penis

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it was intentional

 

[BL4CKJAG]

Once i asked my girlfriend at the time if she wanted to suck it with donuts on it. And she was totally down and thought it would be funny.

And like 2 weeks after, we were at the store and i said should we buy the donuts

And she just called me a fucking weirdo and looked at me with disgust. I felt weird and disgusting the rest of the day.

A brother just wanted to get some donut head, and gets met with this treatment

She fake as fuck