Stacy coworker flirting with me today jfl experienced life of chad today

[HurtfulVanity]

So I'm minding my business doing my work I see this girl I haven't noticed before walking up she comes up to me she's got some leggings on best looking girl at work fit tall good face. Starts trying to be all friendly and shit we chit chat for the next hour while she follows me around what I'm doing telling me all tbh is bullshit about how her plans and goals and sht while asking me things about me. Funniest part was I told her what I wanna do she says oh how she loves that and how they're so brave and shit then I ask her if she knows what it means stands for and what they actually do bitch had zero clue what job I was talking about. She starts telling me what college I should go to near here for parties and sht and that's where she is gonna go entire time she's rubbing up on me and sht walking through store people be mirin no cap. She gets called to do some other sht says bye to me and sht no hug since we had just met. I work till I'm bout to clock out she comes up and asks me whens my next break I say oh I'm boutta dip out she invites me to hang with her and some other girl for a bit I tell her I have sht to do but next time fs she tells me her schedule and we make up when we can hang out. JFL entire day felt ez mode talking to her laughing at her stupidity trying to get at me. I dont want this hoe I want the short cutie who I didn't see today.

 

[TheoryMaxxer]

Tales

 

[Deleted member 6380]

It's a trap, suspicious

Do you have high salary?

 

[wasted]

lmfao @ ur existence

 

[HurtfulVanity]

Tales

Cope I never larp what do I gain from lying on an obscure internet forum. I couldn't believe this shit myself today either we were teasing each other from across the store and shit I was beyond hyped bruh like eye games. It felt amazing. To bad she was calling me bro and dude while doing all this sht immediate hoe detector went off

 

[HurtfulVanity]

It's a trap, suspicious

Do you have high salary?

I work shitty grocery store job bruh I even showed her my car she started saying how she loves them and shit it was obvious she had zero fucking clue what she was talking about. I was a bit suspicious at first to thinking she was just doing this to befriend me but she continued showing interest I want some other girl from here tho. I drive a pile of shit so it's nothing to flex

 

[Warlow]

I wanked during a conference call today.

 

[Deleted member 6380]

I work shitty grocery store job bruh I even showed her my car she started saying how she loves them and shit it was obvious she had zero fucking clue what she was talking about. I was a bit suspicious at first to thinking she was just doing this to befriend me but she continued showing interest I want some other girl from here tho

That's suspicious bro, don't go with her, if you do record atleast audio or bring a friend

 

[HurtfulVanity]

I wanked during a conference call today.

Mirin low inhib

 

[Deleted member 6380]

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For safety purposes, just close the laptop first

But yeah it's better not to even y'know?

 

[HurtfulVanity]

For what lmao she invited me to just chill with her and her sister on their break I genuinely had sht to do tho

That's suspicious bro, don't go with her, if you do record atleast audio or bring a friend

 

[Warlow]

For safety purposes, just close the laptop first

But yeah it's better not to even y'know?

habibi it's a joke

 

[Deleted member 6380]

habibi it's a joke

Xd

 

[Deleted member 6380]

For what lmao she invited me to just chill with her and her sister on their break I genuinely had sht to do tho

Idk man sounds suspicious whole thing

 

[Deleted member 3020]

Cope I never larp what do I gain from lying on an obscure internet forum. I couldn't believe this shit myself today either we were teasing each other from across the store and shit I was beyond hyped bruh like eye games. It felt amazing. To bad she was calling me bro and dude while doing all this sht immediate hoe detector went off

and what do you gain when telling stories like this on an obscure incel forum? validation from incels on an obscure incel forum? when you get stacies and you’re a chad? comical behavior

 

[HurtfulVanity]

Idk man sounds suspicious whole thing

Nah it felt really genuine I was looking very pretty boy today and I mog all my coworpsl psl wise. But I've just never experienced this before cause I've always been a huge autist it felt really smooth today tho touched her hand she giggled and shit. This is just proof you only have to be the best looking in whatever environment you may be in

 

[HurtfulVanity]

and what do you gain when telling stories like this on an obscure incel forum? validation from incels on an obscure incel forum? when you get stacies and you’re a chad? comical behavior

If you've known me at all on this forum you'd know I'm an aspie virgin so this was very new to me. I've been improving myself social skills wise lately very well tho recently since this is my first job and it seems to be paying off also body posture and eating alot. I share my experiences to show others not to brag.

 

[TheChosenChad]

Do people not reread their shit so its coherent?

 

[BigBiceps]

Do people not reread their shit so its coherent?

I personally don't either.

 

[TheChosenChad]

I personally don't either.

Fair