Start shaving your ass hole ASAP

[Deleted member 19551]

Legit no better feeling than to slide your hand down your pajamas and feel silky smooth ass and ass hole with 0 hair. Also, everytime you shit, the shit makes contact with the ass hairs. Most people wipe dry and don't even wash their ass hole with water and soap until they shower (and some don't shower daily), which means that shit is touching your underwear, your underwear is touching your pants, and your pants are touching everything. You are a fucking shit transmitting machine



inb4 some pre enlightenment anglo Saxon pasty subhuman khanzeer says "I don't clean the house unless I expect guests. Who are you expecting OP? "


I am expecting your whore mother to have a sparring session with my asshole using her tongue you cockroach son of a sharmoota


Moving on


It's not gay to shave your ass hole, it's a 21st century man thing. A Renaissance man thing.

Women in the past didn't shave pubes and ass hole and even had stomach and leg hair and it wasn't considered disgusting until semi recently, but now it IS. Masculinity besides skull structure and height is malleable, and we are treading towards femboyism and metrosexualism whether you like it or not. Women want Neanderthals skulls packaged in a refined 21st century NT groomed clean package with pretty peacock feathers


Use Gillette™.

 

[Deleted member 15977]

Legit thread

Over for my hairy asshole

 

[fjor2096]

Imagine having hair in your asshole, literal subhuman

 

[Deleted member 19551]

Imagine having hair in your asshole, literal subhuman

That would be everyone except children until they read this thread.

 

[Clark69]

Legit. But how are you not afraid of accidentally cutting a wound when shaving? Then have shit go into that wound

 

[Deleted member 18840]

Lol no
All girls i fucked had to submit to the beast.

 

[Deleted member 19551]

Legit. But how are you not afraid of accidentally cutting a wound when shaving? Then have shit go into that wound

I never cut myself. You have to be careful and make sure the blade isn't too dull. Also, there's no hair ON your ass hole directly, there's hair on the perio-anal area aka adjacent to your bussy. Meaning even if you cut yourself, you're never getting shit there unless the diameter of the shit is 15 inches. In which case you have bigger problems. Wash with soap and water if you cut yourself.

 

[buckchadley31]

Women want hairy apes with hairy balls and buttholes.
Keep coping you hairless smooth faggot

 

[Deleted member 19551]

Lol no
All girls i fucked had to submit to the beast.

Giga chad only

 

[Deleted member 18840]

Women want hairy apes with hairy balls and buttholes.
Keep coping you hairless smooth faggot

Muh gym i slayed w a dad bod

 

[Deleted member 19551]

Women want hairy apes with hairy balls and buttholes.
Keep coping you hairless smooth faggot -Virgin, circa 2022

 

[Deleted member 18840]

Giga chads

Wallah i looked at my hairy and fat body i wouldn’t fuck myself idk how girls did and worshipped my body its over for ill hoes aka tinder hoes

 

[buckchadley31]

Losing your virginity through getting fucked in your hairless pink butthole doesn't count

 

[Deleted member 19551]

Losing your virginity through getting fucked in your hairless pink butthole doesn't count

My orgasms are more intense when your mother tongue punches my shit box with her 8 inch witch tongue while she jerks me off

 

[Kyff]

Or use nair or hair removal cream. Just make sure you dont get any product in your actual bussy.. Else you'll get bussy blisters.

 

[Lygodactylus]

Legit no better feeling than to slide your hand down your pajamas and feel silky smooth ass and ass hole with 0 hair. Also, everytime you shit, the shit makes contact with the ass hairs. Most people wipe dry and don't even wash their ass hole with water and soap until they shower (and some don't shower daily), which means that shit is touching your underwear, your underwear is touching your pants, and your pants are touching everything. You are a fucking shit transmitting machine



inb4 some pre enlightenment anglo Saxon pasty subhuman khanzeer says "I don't clean the house unless I expect guests. Who are you expecting OP? "


I am expecting your whore mother to have a sparring session with my asshole using her tongue you cockroach son of a sharmoota


Moving on


It's not gay to shave your ass hole, it's a 21st century man thing. A Renaissance man thing.

Women in the past didn't shave pubes and ass hole and even had stomach and leg hair and it wasn't considered disgusting until semi recently, but now it IS. Masculinity besides skull structure and height is malleable, and we are treading towards femboyism and metrosexualism whether you like it or not. Women want Neanderthals skulls packaged in a refined 21st century NT groomed clean package with pretty peacock feathers


Use Gillette™.

Chad doesn't have hair anywhere except his head

 

[Bvnny.]

Lol no
All girls i fucked had to submit to the beast.

This tbh, a girl literally asked me why I didn't shave my asshole, upon seeing my hairy ass hole while I was naked cleaning my hands in the bathroom.

 

[Gargantuan]

Really cba to shave that shit

 

[Deleted member 19551]

Really cba to shave that shit

Once you shave the initial bush off, it takes 1 minute in the shower to shave the stubble. If your hair grows very fast I can see it becoming annoying

 

[ALP]

 

[Deleted member 19551]

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I am expecting your whore mother to have a boxing sparring session with my asshole using her tongue you son of a sharmoota

 

[onnysk]

Lol no
All girls i fucked had to submit to the beast.

All

 

[Xangsane]

Redditors do

 

[Deleted member 16133]

i dont shave period

 

[dreamcake1mo]

This tbh, a girl literally asked me why I didn't shave my asshole, upon seeing my hairy ass hole while I was naked cleaning my hands in the bathroom.

The thing is, if a female is even comfortable saying shit like this to you, then it implies beta or lack of frame in her eyes.

U think she's saying this to thugmaxxed? That's even considered a shit test, with the appropriate response being something that implies you not giving a single fuck, not something that implies insecurity or accommodation.

The reason i say thugmaxxed is because this is one of the ideal "frame" women biologically and psychologically prefer. Forget what the betas say. Just look at all that gay stuff online, with these betas talking about their wife looking and judging their a hole and stuff. Their already far too gone to be trusted. Male and female should be unionized but not the same. She's more biologically inclined to keep her a hole shaved because by nature she is supposed to be subservient to the husband. Not the other way around.

 

[BearBoy]

i like taking a shit with a jungle hairy asshole it feels like my shit is having a adventure while coming out of my asshole

 

[MikeMew'sBitch]

Man shut the fuck up you anal loving faggot. Dont listen to this ass shaving faggot or you gonna regret it

Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!​

Before shaving your ass hair, READ THIS
STOP! Before you do, read this. You may change your mind.
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.
Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.
As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.
Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.
Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

 

[Mewton]

What is this cope? Hairy motherfuckers slay

Asian boys do NOT enter, orangutan GROPES and KISSES asian foid.

WHILE 5'5 CHING CHONGS JERK THEIR shriveled 4 INCH BONEPRESSED JOKES IN THEIR MOMS BASEMENT PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS OR WHATEVER A FUCKING ORANGUTAN HAS MORE GAME THEN ALL OF YOU ON THIS SHITTY FORUM COMBINED AND DOUBLED ENJOY @Birdcell @House Lannister @Anstrum95 @WontStopNorwooding...

looksmax.org

 

[Deusmaximus]

Can i be straight forward?
Sometimes when i poo, I use the shaping attachment from my old play doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. Theres nothing strange about that at all. Im an American living in America, and if i want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way!

 

[Deleted member 16058]

What is this cope? Hairy motherfuckers slay

Asian boys do NOT enter, orangutan GROPES and KISSES asian foid.

WHILE 5'5 CHING CHONGS JERK THEIR shriveled 4 INCH BONEPRESSED JOKES IN THEIR MOMS BASEMENT PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS OR WHATEVER A FUCKING ORANGUTAN HAS MORE GAME THEN ALL OF YOU ON THIS SHITTY FORUM COMBINED AND DOUBLED ENJOY @Birdcell @House Lannister @Anstrum95 @WontStopNorwooding...

looksmax.org

my left leg has more hair than two chinks have on their body

 

[Deleted member 16058]

Man shut the fuck up you anal loving faggot. Dont listen to this ass shaving faggot or you gonna regret it

Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!​

Before shaving your ass hair, READ THIS
STOP! Before you do, read this. You may change your mind.
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.
Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.
As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.
Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.
Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

jfl when shit gets stuck i just pull it out with hair easy takes 2 seconds