STDS ARE A FUCKING MEME (STD GUIDE) (FROM A STD CHAMPION)

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As someone who has chlaumidia like 4 weeks ago (check my previous threads for medical records) i can confirm stds are a fucking meme
99% are curable and the ones that arent barely even do shit, are hard to even contract, or pretty much everyone has them

Heres my full std guide from a std champion. Ive had 3 stds and a uti so i know my way around this shit

Claumidia
Literal meme the only thing that it does is make your pee a lil milky (im black so thanks to my mogger immune system i didnt even have this symptom jfl). The only symptom i had was painful pee

Gonnorhea
Fully curable can also be cured by doxyclycine. Had this for like a month without even knowing jfl no symptoms

Syphillis
Fully curable with doxyclycine jfl. But if u dont cure it u will literally die so make sure you take this seriously

Trichomoniasis
Can make ur pee burn a lil but also harmless. Can be cured with doxy

Hpv
80% of people will have it. If u have a body count of over like 10 u almost 100% have it statistically unless u use condoms. Hpv is kind of a meme though it doesnt rlly have much symptoms besides maybe bumps n shit but it goes away after 2 years

Hiv
African tier std. this is the only shit u should take seriously. Uncurable and doesnt go away and can kill you. The chances of getting it is incredibly low unless u are buttfucking niggas or are in africa or some shit jfl

Herpes
Basically hiv but isnt that bad. U needa obviously avoid this but even if ur partnee has herpes ur chances of getting it from them if ur unprotected is 3% jfl. Doesnt rlly have much symptoms besides bumps

Hepatitis b
Usually goes away but even if it doesnt its kinda a meme anyways it barely has any effects

Just use a condom jfl especially if the bitch looks like shes burning. If shes overweight, has tats, vapes, does heroine or some shit, then 100% strap up. Also avoid eating out bitches who look dirty
 
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Condoms are for chumps. Satanic bullshit.
 
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heres my full std guide from a std champion. Ive had 3 stds and a uti so i know my way around this shit

Claumidia
Literal meme the only thing that it does is make your pee a lil milky (im black so thanks to my mogger immune system i didnt even have this symptom jfl). The only symptom i had was painful pee

Gonnorhea
Fully curable can also be cured by doxyclycine. Had this for like a month without even knowing jfl no symptoms
Wrap your willy bruh damn
 

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