renos
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DISCLAIMER:
This guide is completely made out of enjoyment and published for informational purposes only.
I want to clarify that my intention in this guide is not to give Instructions on illegal (if the peptides are banned in your country) or dangerous actions.
Hormone therapy is done if a specialized doctor determines a deficiency, only under professional medical supervision.
Acting on any information provided here is done solely at your own risk and responsibility.
Everyday I see people asking the same type of questions - table of contents
"how can i make money to afford roids/peptides"
"where can I find a source?"
"how can i buy crypto under 18?"
"how can i order roids/peptides without the package getting intercepted by your parents?"
"how can i hide and store my roids/peptides?"
"what if my package gets seized?"
"what if my parents find my stuff?"
In this guide, I will answer these questions using past experiences and knowledge I gained over time
HOW CAN I MAKE MONEY TO AFFORD ROIDS/PEPTIDES
Part-Time Jobs
just get a typical part-time job, places like Target, Walmart, or fast-food restaurants are common starting points.
The main thing is to find which option pays the most per hour and fits with your schedule. Just make sure to balance work with school, the gym, and other important things in your life. It’s fine to miss an activity every once in a while to make extra money, but don’t let the job take over everything. Even a few shifts a week can give you steady income.
Reselling
Reselling is another practical option that I also did. sell things you already own that you don’t really need anymore, like clothes, electronics, or books. Maybe sell your old gaming account or digital items. The key is to look around and realize that a lot of things you don’t care about might still be valuable to someone else.
If you're under 14-16yo
If you’re too young for a regular job, physical work is a great option. Mow lawns, rake leaves, shovel snow, or pull weeds using basic tools like a rake, gloves, or a mower. Knock on doors in your neighborhood, focus on older residents, and leave a note if no one answers. Charge by the hour, aim for summer or weekends, and try to build regular clients.
You can also earn by doing paid chores for your parents, grandparents or other family members.
WHERE CAN I FIND A SOURCE?
If you can't find a source, you simply aren't ready jet, but people also can't know everything out of nowhere, so listen to what I'm saying
key features to look for when looking for a source
-buy from sources that test their products and share the results (janoshik test reports)
-good user feedback
-a bonus point would be if the source has a website and ideally a sponsor
Finding a Reliable Source:
-use the search bar
-use Google search and search on Reddit
-A few steroid forums where you can also look for sources would be
www.uk-muscle.co.uk
remember
in the end, the only no bs way to test how real your shit is, is via bloodwork
HOW CAN I BUY CRYPTO UNDER 18?
Different sites = different payment options.
Some will take credit/debit cards, maybe even gift cards, but the majority only offers payment via crypto
the best trick is to larp as an “investor.”
Tell your parents you want to start investing in bitcoin/eth. Make up a whole story about “it’s the future and that it’s going up soon.”
Then ask them to make a Revolut account and if you dont have a credit/debit card ask if they can send money to it for physical cash
All of this varies on how strict your parents are, but most parents will just think you're trying to get into investing and help you out with it.
TIP:
Make larger deposits at once rather than frequent small transactions, which may appear suspicious.
Framing it as “I’m dollar-cost averaging once a month” provides a credible explanation.
But what if they don't want to make you a crypto account?
-If that is the case, I would make a "Trust Wallet" account and ask a friend who's over 18 or another family member to send you money to that
With Trust Wallet you can't buy, but you can send crypto without id verfication
(other crypto platforms like "Exodus" should also work)
-if that doesn't work, the next best option would be to use P2P platforms like "Bisq" or "Hodlhodl"
you can buy crypto from other people with PayPal, debit/credit card or sometimes even gift cards
-The last way is to find a discord or telegram channel that trades crypto currency, they usually accept paypal, or cash app.
you can send the crypto you bought to your Trust Wallet/Exodus account
the downside with these options are, that the fees can be extremely high
concluding
-ask parents to make an account for you on a platform where you can buy and send crypto
or
-make a Trust Wallet account and ask friends who are over 18 or a different family member to send you crypto to it
or
Buy crypto through P2P platforms and have it sent to your Trust Wallet account.
or
Find a Discord or Telegram channel that trades crypto for PayPal, debit card, or other methods, and who guessed it, have the crypto sent to your Trust Wallet account.
HOW CAN I ORDER ROIDS/PEPTIDES WITHOUT MY PARENTS INTERCEPTING THEM?
A lot of people are scared of parents intercepting their package and opening it, finding their roids and shit
here you have a few options:
1. You can just have it delivered to your house and keep an eye on the tracking, so you can grab it before your parents do.
2. Leave a special delivery note asking the courier to place the package in a spot your parents don’t usually check.
3. Use an Amazon locker, parcel pickup point, or P.O. box nearby so you can collect it yourself.
4. Order it to a friend’s or another family members house.
5. Change the delivery date so it arrives when your parents are away (for example, if they’re gone for the weekend)
HOW CAN I HIDE AND STORE MY ROIDS/PEPTIDES?
This is a major concern for many because a lot of stuff like HGH has to be refrigerated.
Hiding this kind of shit will differ depending on your surroundings and parents, you will have to adapt and work with what you got.
i will first talk about where to hide needles and stuff that doesn't need to be refrigerated.
Take a good look around your surroundings and see where you can hide it in, ideally somewhere your parents wouldn't clean or check
something like an old shoebox, your drawer or a random bag lying around
here you have to get creative (don't forget your going to have to go to this place everyday)
Every time you're done with using your disposable needles/syringes put them in a small plastic bottle or plastic bag and throw it out somewhere outside your house when you have the chance
now moving to the more difficult part: stuff that needs to be refrigerated
my dad is chill asf and doesn't question anything so i just have my stuff in the normal fridge
but since this doesn't work for most of you, the best and most common way is to just get a mini refrigerator
just larp that you want to put drinks in it or something like that.
Notes:
Peptides need to be kept cold and away from light.
The optimal storage temperature range is between 2°C and 8°C (36°F and 46°F).
Features to Look for when buying a mini fridge:
-Precise temperature control that can maintain 2-8°C
(Digital temperature display and controls)
-Temperature stability (avoid models with wide temperature swings)
-Low noise operation if it's for home use
just search for "insulin cool box" and you will find one
pros:
-Smaller in size
-designed for more precise peptide storage
-silent
cons:
-too small to store other stuff like soft drinks in it
-more expensive than the other options
If you're a poorcel, a normal mini fridge like the "FOHERE mini fridge 5L" would also do its job.
pros:
-pretty cheap
-silent
-big enough that you store other stuff in it
cons:
-Temperature can vary and might get a bit too high, which could make your products lose effectiveness faster
the last option would just be a thermal insulated cooler mini bag where you put ice packs in it to keep it cold
pros:
-cheap
-silent
cons:
-requires constant switching of ice packs
-Temperature varies a lot
would recommend to only use this one short-term
now after you get your mini fridge, store it with drinks and/or supplements
for drinks, you can just buy it or do it diy, i recommend diy to safe money and because a lot of stash cans are outdated
WHAT IF MY PACKAGE GETS SEIZED?
This usually sounds scarier than it is
just don't reply to any letters
and in the worst case, deny it, someone else used your name and address to buy it.
The police usually has better stuff to do then go after someone who ordered a few vials of HGH or test
some sellers even offer refunds if your package gets seized, just ask them
WHAT IF MY PARENTS FIND MY STUFF?
depending on what they found the best option is most likely to surrender
In most cases, there is no point (or even chance) to lie here
i suggest explaining to them what you are doing and most importantly why.
Explain how important height for example is in this generation, maybe even show them studies
explain that you actually did your research before you took action and that you're careful with what you're doing
If they are going to get rid of it, you can tell them if they do, you will kill yourself (only works for some individuals)
i think that's it, if I forgot anything, just ask/tell me
hope we all ascend
-renos
This guide is completely made out of enjoyment and published for informational purposes only.
I want to clarify that my intention in this guide is not to give Instructions on illegal (if the peptides are banned in your country) or dangerous actions.
Hormone therapy is done if a specialized doctor determines a deficiency, only under professional medical supervision.
Acting on any information provided here is done solely at your own risk and responsibility.
Everyday I see people asking the same type of questions - table of contents
"how can i make money to afford roids/peptides"
"where can I find a source?"
"how can i buy crypto under 18?"
"how can i order roids/peptides without the package getting intercepted by your parents?"
"how can i hide and store my roids/peptides?"
"what if my package gets seized?"
"what if my parents find my stuff?"
In this guide, I will answer these questions using past experiences and knowledge I gained over time
this thread is basically an extension to this thread
looksmax.org
made by @MyDreamIsToBe183CM
quick frauding guide for teenage looksmaxxers with parent problems (how to hide needles, peptides ordering etc)
lets be honest 99 percents of greys never actually do peptides roids or any of that shit, and its mainly because for gh and peptides to actually be useful for looksmaxxing you need to blast during teen years, so our userbase will be around 14-16 on average, so they have no way of getting it due...
looksmax.org
HOW CAN I MAKE MONEY TO AFFORD ROIDS/PEPTIDES
Part-Time Jobs
just get a typical part-time job, places like Target, Walmart, or fast-food restaurants are common starting points.
The main thing is to find which option pays the most per hour and fits with your schedule. Just make sure to balance work with school, the gym, and other important things in your life. It’s fine to miss an activity every once in a while to make extra money, but don’t let the job take over everything. Even a few shifts a week can give you steady income.
Reselling
Reselling is another practical option that I also did. sell things you already own that you don’t really need anymore, like clothes, electronics, or books. Maybe sell your old gaming account or digital items. The key is to look around and realize that a lot of things you don’t care about might still be valuable to someone else.
If you're under 14-16yo
If you’re too young for a regular job, physical work is a great option. Mow lawns, rake leaves, shovel snow, or pull weeds using basic tools like a rake, gloves, or a mower. Knock on doors in your neighborhood, focus on older residents, and leave a note if no one answers. Charge by the hour, aim for summer or weekends, and try to build regular clients.
You can also earn by doing paid chores for your parents, grandparents or other family members.
WHERE CAN I FIND A SOURCE?
If you can't find a source, you simply aren't ready jet, but people also can't know everything out of nowhere, so listen to what I'm saying
key features to look for when looking for a source
-buy from sources that test their products and share the results (janoshik test reports)
-good user feedback
-a bonus point would be if the source has a website and ideally a sponsor
Finding a Reliable Source:
-use the search bar
-use Google search and search on Reddit
-A few steroid forums where you can also look for sources would be
UK-Muscle.co.uk Forum
A forum community dedicated to bodybuilding in the UK. Come join the discussion about personal care, health, lifestyles, spirituality, supplementation, shows, diets, medication, research, training, and more!
remember
in the end, the only no bs way to test how real your shit is, is via bloodwork
HOW CAN I BUY CRYPTO UNDER 18?
Different sites = different payment options.
Some will take credit/debit cards, maybe even gift cards, but the majority only offers payment via crypto
the best trick is to larp as an “investor.”
Tell your parents you want to start investing in bitcoin/eth. Make up a whole story about “it’s the future and that it’s going up soon.”
Then ask them to make a Revolut account and if you dont have a credit/debit card ask if they can send money to it for physical cash
All of this varies on how strict your parents are, but most parents will just think you're trying to get into investing and help you out with it.
TIP:
Make larger deposits at once rather than frequent small transactions, which may appear suspicious.
Framing it as “I’m dollar-cost averaging once a month” provides a credible explanation.
But what if they don't want to make you a crypto account?
-If that is the case, I would make a "Trust Wallet" account and ask a friend who's over 18 or another family member to send you money to that
With Trust Wallet you can't buy, but you can send crypto without id verfication
(other crypto platforms like "Exodus" should also work)
-if that doesn't work, the next best option would be to use P2P platforms like "Bisq" or "Hodlhodl"
Peer-to-peer (P2P) platforms are online marketplaces or networks that connect individuals (the peers) with each other,
without the need for a traditional intermediary, like a bank, broker, or centralized company
without the need for a traditional intermediary, like a bank, broker, or centralized company
you can buy crypto from other people with PayPal, debit/credit card or sometimes even gift cards
-The last way is to find a discord or telegram channel that trades crypto currency, they usually accept paypal, or cash app.
you can send the crypto you bought to your Trust Wallet/Exodus account
the downside with these options are, that the fees can be extremely high
concluding
-ask parents to make an account for you on a platform where you can buy and send crypto
or
-make a Trust Wallet account and ask friends who are over 18 or a different family member to send you crypto to it
or
Buy crypto through P2P platforms and have it sent to your Trust Wallet account.
or
Find a Discord or Telegram channel that trades crypto for PayPal, debit card, or other methods, and who guessed it, have the crypto sent to your Trust Wallet account.
HOW CAN I ORDER ROIDS/PEPTIDES WITHOUT MY PARENTS INTERCEPTING THEM?
A lot of people are scared of parents intercepting their package and opening it, finding their roids and shit
here you have a few options:
1. You can just have it delivered to your house and keep an eye on the tracking, so you can grab it before your parents do.
2. Leave a special delivery note asking the courier to place the package in a spot your parents don’t usually check.
3. Use an Amazon locker, parcel pickup point, or P.O. box nearby so you can collect it yourself.
4. Order it to a friend’s or another family members house.
5. Change the delivery date so it arrives when your parents are away (for example, if they’re gone for the weekend)
HOW CAN I HIDE AND STORE MY ROIDS/PEPTIDES?
This is a major concern for many because a lot of stuff like HGH has to be refrigerated.
Hiding this kind of shit will differ depending on your surroundings and parents, you will have to adapt and work with what you got.
i will first talk about where to hide needles and stuff that doesn't need to be refrigerated.
Take a good look around your surroundings and see where you can hide it in, ideally somewhere your parents wouldn't clean or check
something like an old shoebox, your drawer or a random bag lying around
what i did was that i had a lot of backpacks in my closet that my mother doesnt rlly check, so i would just put my stuff in the bottom one and stack all the backpacks on it to draw attention away from it. hasnt been discovereed yet
here you have to get creative (don't forget your going to have to go to this place everyday)
Every time you're done with using your disposable needles/syringes put them in a small plastic bottle or plastic bag and throw it out somewhere outside your house when you have the chance
how i hide my needles and empty vials
picture of @Jatt
picture of @Jatt
now moving to the more difficult part: stuff that needs to be refrigerated
my dad is chill asf and doesn't question anything so i just have my stuff in the normal fridge
but since this doesn't work for most of you, the best and most common way is to just get a mini refrigerator
just larp that you want to put drinks in it or something like that.
You build little constellations inside your fridge, modern art, just like @Jatt did
Notes:
Peptides need to be kept cold and away from light.
The optimal storage temperature range is between 2°C and 8°C (36°F and 46°F).
Features to Look for when buying a mini fridge:
-Precise temperature control that can maintain 2-8°C
(Digital temperature display and controls)
-Temperature stability (avoid models with wide temperature swings)
-Low noise operation if it's for home use
just search for "insulin cool box" and you will find one
pros:
-Smaller in size
-designed for more precise peptide storage
-silent
cons:
-too small to store other stuff like soft drinks in it
-more expensive than the other options
If you're a poorcel, a normal mini fridge like the "FOHERE mini fridge 5L" would also do its job.
pros:
-pretty cheap
-silent
-big enough that you store other stuff in it
cons:
-Temperature can vary and might get a bit too high, which could make your products lose effectiveness faster
the last option would just be a thermal insulated cooler mini bag where you put ice packs in it to keep it cold
pros:
-cheap
-silent
cons:
-requires constant switching of ice packs
-Temperature varies a lot
would recommend to only use this one short-term
now after you get your mini fridge, store it with drinks and/or supplements
have one fake drink/supplement that's emptied out and has an opening where you can put your stuff inside
for drinks, you can just buy it or do it diy, i recommend diy to safe money and because a lot of stash cans are outdated
WHAT IF MY PACKAGE GETS SEIZED?
This usually sounds scarier than it is
just don't reply to any letters
and in the worst case, deny it, someone else used your name and address to buy it.
The police usually has better stuff to do then go after someone who ordered a few vials of HGH or test
some sellers even offer refunds if your package gets seized, just ask them
WHAT IF MY PARENTS FIND MY STUFF?
depending on what they found the best option is most likely to surrender
In most cases, there is no point (or even chance) to lie here
i suggest explaining to them what you are doing and most importantly why.
Explain how important height for example is in this generation, maybe even show them studies
explain that you actually did your research before you took action and that you're careful with what you're doing
If they are going to get rid of it, you can tell them if they do, you will kill yourself (only works for some individuals)
i think that's it, if I forgot anything, just ask/tell me
hope we all ascend
-renos
