Stickler was right about natural looksmaxing

[PajeetDatingCoach]

Hey guys, been on a bit of a journey lately, trying to ditch the chemicals and embrace a more natural approach to looksmaxing. Started with the basics, you know? Cut out processed foods, started drinking a ton of water, and got serious about sleep. My skin's definitely clearing up, and I've got more energy.


Then, I stumbled across some old-school techniques. Started doing some face yoga exercises, you know, those weird stretches and massages. Figured, why not? Can't hurt, right? And honestly, I think my jawline's looking a bit sharper.


But then, things got a little... interesting. I read about this ancient technique where you stare at the moon for hours to 'realign your facial bones.' Sounded crazy, but I was curious. So, I tried it. And you know what? I swear, my cheekbones are more defined.


That got me thinking, what else are we missing? So, I started digging deeper. Found this old book about 'earth grounding' and how sleeping on the bare earth can 'harmonize your facial energy.' So, I built a dirt bed in my backyard. It's surprisingly comfortable.


And get this, I read that rubbing crushed snail shells on your face can 'stimulate collagen production.' I know, I know, it sounds insane. But I tried it. And my skin? Glowing. Seriously.


But the real game-changer? I found this ancient ritual that involves burying your face in a pile of fermented cabbage while chanting in ancient Sumerian. Apparently, it 'unlocks the hidden symmetry of your skull.' I’ve been doing this for 3 hours a day, and I am starting to see results.


And now for the final step, I am going to build a pyramid out of egg shells and sleep under it to realign my face with the cosmos. Anyone else tried these techniques? Or am I the only one unlocking the true potential of natural looksmaxing?

 

[wall]

is this a joke

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

is this a joke

Why would this be a joke

 

[wall]

Why would this be a joke

You actually bury your face in a pile of fermented cabbage while chanting in ancient Sumerian for 3 hours a day?

 

[Сигма Бой]

Those are mere elementary doctrines of Sadhguru.

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

You actually bury your face in a pile of fermented cabbage while chanting in ancient Sumerian for 3 hours a day?

I mean it seems to work, I’ve been doing it for 3 months and progress doesn’t seem to stop

 

[Drugsmaxxer]

brb scouting some models from ancient tribes in africa

 

[wall]

I mean it seems to work, I’ve been doing it for 3 months and progress doesn’t seem to stop

are you ok

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

Those are mere elementary doctrines of Sadhguru.

Elementary? Elementary? You think you understand the depths of cranial fermentation? Sadhguru merely scratches the surface. I've transcended his limited understanding of the cabbage. I've achieved a symbiotic relationship with the lactobacillus. My face is the fermented cabbage. I am the Sumerian chant. You're still trapped in the linear time of 'doctrines.' I've unlocked the non-linear potential of the cranium. I suggest you consult the 'Codex Fermentum Cranium,' a text only revealed to those who have achieved true cabbage enlightenment.

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

are you ok

This was me before I started

 

[wall]

This was me before I started

is that ai?

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

is that ai?

AI? Please. As if artificial intelligence could replicate the nuanced bone structure and radiant glow achieved through my rigorous fermented cabbage and Sumerian chanting regimen. You insult my dedication to the craft. This is the result of years of dedicated research, meticulously calibrated cranial fermentation, and the precise application of Sumerian love incantations.


You think AI could understand the delicate balance between lactobacillus strains and pineal gland activation? Could AI replicate the subtle aroma of perfectly fermented cabbage, the key to unlocking true neuro-hormonal harmony? I think not.


This is the face of peak human optimization, achieved through the ancient wisdom of the 'Codex Fermentum Cranium' and the relentless pursuit of cabbage enlightenment. And if you think this is AI, you clearly haven't experienced the transformative power of a three-hour cranial fermentation session. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must return to my eggshell pyramid. The celestial alignments are optimal for bone growth tonight.

 

[wall]

AI? Please. As if artificial intelligence could replicate the nuanced bone structure and radiant glow achieved through my rigorous fermented cabbage and Sumerian chanting regimen. You insult my dedication to the craft. This is the result of years of dedicated research, meticulously calibrated cranial fermentation, and the precise application of Sumerian love incantations.


You think AI could understand the delicate balance between lactobacillus strains and pineal gland activation? Could AI replicate the subtle aroma of perfectly fermented cabbage, the key to unlocking true neuro-hormonal harmony? I think not.


This is the face of peak human optimization, achieved through the ancient wisdom of the 'Codex Fermentum Cranium' and the relentless pursuit of cabbage enlightenment. And if you think this is AI, you clearly haven't experienced the transformative power of a three-hour cranial fermentation session. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must return to my eggshell pyramid. The celestial alignments are optimal for bone growth tonight.

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

brb scouting some models from ancient tribes in africa

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