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My day was partially ruined on 2 separate occasions today, both times by ugly, and I mean troglodyte tier abominably subhuman fucking women in pairs of 2, im talking ones I wouldn't even reproduce with if we were the last 2 on the earth just to save humanity from being deformed. ive had it with women. My .org acc was set to be deleted in 3 days. I had to cancel it being deleted just to come on here and rant.

INCIDENT 1- today on my way to my colleges gym(skipped class to get a lift in), I was driving down a side street. at the end of the side street, there's a stop sign. I was sitting at a stop sign waiting to turn right however, the stoplight 30 feet to my right on the street I was waiting to turn onto was red. Due to the light being red there was a backup of cars in front of me. As I was stopped at the stop sign waiting, I noticed the car that should theoretically be letting me go when the light turns green ( keep in mind we are at a complete stop and there is a 8 ft gap between the two cars in front of me. its not like the gap was closed when I arrived) is inching forward and preparing to cockblock me. I sniffed this out and as the light turned green and the road cleared up, I went. I pulled one of those moves where I went directly in front of the car, so she had to break or she'd hit me. yeah it was lowk a dickhead move but in any ideal society, she would've let me go. After doing so she laid on her horn, so I laid on my horn back and stuck my middle finger out the window. She accelerated quickly and aggressively changed lanes to the one next to me, and the light just so happened to turn run. THIS IS MY MOMENT TO SHINE. Our cars were perfectly next to each other, stopped. I rolled my window down and started blowing her kisses, and flicked her off. the driver was visibly upset, and flicking me off in return. However, the sub5 ugly bitch in the passenger seat was having a complete melt down. The passenger was visibly screaming (not looking at me), so I decided to stop flicking them off, and started pointing and laughing. I was deadass doing the clash Royale emote. This was one of my best acting moments of all time. her seeing me do this made her lose her mind even more. It really made my day seeing how mad I made this dumb ass bitch, both of them being ugly was the cherry on top.

INCIDENT 2-
A couple hours ago, I was parking my car outside of my girlfriend's apt to spend the night. Her apartment complex parking lot is shaped like a big U. for context, there are not enough parking spots for all of the residents that live in the building. To avoid parking far away and saving myself from a long walk, I decided to start parking at the top of the U right where the lot starts to turn. for reference, is plenty of room for this. I'm not obstructing any parked vehicles space. Due to the parking situation being so bad, people without handicap passes park in the handicap spots. additionally, people also park in-between several small no park zones with X's paved on the ground. Keep in mind, for whatever reason, my girlfriend's apartment does not seem to have parking enforcement. I've been parking my car in the U spot for about 2 weeks now. It was so convent and made sense, that I started a trend. other residents started doing so as well. Today, while parking my car, I noticed a car approaching abnormally slowly. I immediately knew what was about to go down the second I saw 2 UGLY ASS SUB5 FOIDS in the car, absolutely grilling my shit. They were staring me down, so I continued out of my car, and paused in front of them, staring them down in return. The window proceeds to roll down, and the driver proceeds to say, " I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just curious. Why do you park here?" I replied, "I'm gonna be completely honest with you, I'm lazy, there are no spots here, and I don't want to walk far to go inside." Complete honesty and accountability on my end, no way this provokes them, RIGHT? She responds, " Again, I'm not trying to be rude, I'm looking after you. I've heard several residents complain about people parking here, and even the apartments front office. I really don't want you to get toed, so take that as you will." My intuition knew this bitch was absolutely full of shit, and passively aggressively telling me to move, so I said, "I guess I'll test my luck tonight" and walked off. As I was walking away from the car, she called me a fucking asshole. I turned around and said fuck you bitch and proceeded toward the apartment. She ran out of her car and took a picture of my license plate ( really nigga you think im afraid of that). Ironically, the ugly ass bitches happen to live directly above my girlfriend. shortly after entering her apartment, they started stomping loud as fuck for around 20-30 seconds on several occasions. I logically don't understand this. Firstly, what is the point of policing a random person on parking, when it doesn't negatively impact you. Also, people w/o handicap passes have been parking in the handicap spots for as long as I remember. How come this ugly bitch wants to police me, when the people parking in the handicap spots are doing something more morally wrong (idk about morals im trying to prove a point) Lastly, whats the point of straight up lying to my face, she started the convo off by claiming she was looking after me? Lying ass bitch moment. Ofc the entitled bitch gets mad when I don't comply to her and walk off. This was my tipping point. ive had it with ugly women. No coincidence that on both of these occasions , the women were ugly as fuck. I'm assuming my car will still be there tomorrow, if it is im going to write a note and leave it on their car. what should I write on it? taking suggestions

This is even further reinforcing bp to me. I stg ugly women have built up rage within them because they are so ugly, and have to take it out on other people.

Plz rep me. if this post gets good engagement, ill make more alike it.

I'll update tmrw because I am almost certain my car will not be towed, stupid ass bitch.:ogre:
 
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My day was partially ruined on 2 separate occasions today, both times by ugly, and I mean troglodyte tier abominably subhuman fucking women in pairs of 2, im talking ones I wouldn't even reproduce with if we were the last 2 on the earth just to save humanity from being deformed. ive had it with women. My .org acc was set to be deleted in 3 days. I had to cancel it being deleted just to come on here and rant.

INCIDENT 1- today on my way to my colleges gym(skipped class to get a lift in), I was driving down a side street. at the end of the side street, there's a stop sign. I was sitting at a stop sign waiting to turn right however, the stoplight 30 feet to my right on the street I was waiting to turn onto was red. Due to the light being red there was a backup of cars in front of me. As I was stopped at the stop sign waiting, I noticed the car that should theoretically be letting me go when the light turns green ( keep in mind we are at a complete stop and there is a 8 ft gap between the two cars in front of me. its not like the gap was closed when I arrived) is inching forward and preparing to cockblock me. I sniffed this out and as the light turned green and the road cleared up, I went. I pulled one of those moves where I went directly in front of the car, so she had to break or she'd hit me. yeah it was lowk a dickhead move but in any ideal society, she would've let me go. After doing so she laid on her horn, so I laid on my horn back and stuck my middle finger out the window. She accelerated quickly and aggressively changed lanes to the one next to me, and the light just so happened to turn run. THIS IS MY MOMENT TO SHINE. Our cars were perfectly next to each other, stopped. I rolled my window down and started blowing her kisses, and flicked her off. the driver was visibly upset, and flicking me off in return. However, the sub5 ugly bitch in the passenger seat was having a complete melt down. The passenger was visibly screaming (not looking at me), so I decided to stop flicking them off, and started pointing and laughing. I was deadass doing the clash Royale emote. This was one of my best acting moments of all time. her seeing me do this made her lose her mind even more. It really made my day seeing how mad I made this dumb ass bitch, both of them being ugly was the cherry on top.

INCIDENT 2-
A couple hours ago, I was parking my car outside of my girlfriend's apt to spend the night. Her apartment complex parking lot is shaped like a big U. for context, there are not enough parking spots for all of the residents that live in the building. To avoid parking far away and saving myself from a long walk, I decided to start parking at the top of the U right where the lot starts to turn. for reference, is plenty of room for this. I'm not obstructing any parked vehicles space. Due to the parking situation being so bad, people without handicap passes park in the handicap spots. additionally, people also park in-between several small no park zones with X's paved on the ground. Keep in mind, for whatever reason, my girlfriend's apartment does not seem to have parking enforcement. I've been parking my car in the U spot for about 2 weeks now. It was so convent and made sense, that I started a trend. other residents started doing so as well. Today, while parking my car, I noticed a car approaching abnormally slowly. I immediately knew what was about to go down the second I saw 2 UGLY ASS SUB5 FOIDS in the car, absolutely grilling my shit. They were staring me down, so I continued out of my car, and paused in front of them, staring them down in return. The window proceeds to roll down, and the driver proceeds to say, " I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just curious. Why do you park here?" I replied, "I'm gonna be completely honest with you, I'm lazy, there are no spots here, and I don't want to walk far to go inside." Complete honesty and accountability on my end, no way this provokes them, RIGHT? She responds, " Again, I'm not trying to be rude, I'm looking after you. I've heard several residents complain about people parking here, and even the apartments front office. I really don't want you to get toed, so take that as you will." My intuition knew this bitch was absolutely full of shit, and passively aggressively telling me to move, so I said, "I guess I'll test my luck tonight" and walked off. As I was walking away from the car, she called me a fucking asshole. I turned around and said fuck you bitch and proceeded toward the apartment. She ran out of her car and took a picture of my license plate ( really nigga you think im afraid of that). Ironically, the ugly ass bitches happen to live directly above my girlfriend. shortly after entering her apartment, they started stomping loud as fuck for around 20-30 seconds on several occasions. I logically don't understand this. Firstly, what is the point of policing a random person on parking, when it doesn't negatively impact you. Also, people w/o handicap passes have been parking in the handicap spots for as long as I remember. How come this ugly bitch wants to police me, when the people parking in the handicap spots are doing something more morally wrong (idk about morals im trying to prove a point) Lastly, whats the point of straight up lying to my face, she started the convo off by claiming she was looking after me? Lying ass bitch moment. Ofc the entitled bitch gets mad when I don't comply to her and walk off. This was my tipping point. ive had it with ugly women. No coincidence that on both of these occasions , the women were ugly as fuck. I'm assuming my car will still be there tomorrow, if it is im going to write a note and leave it on their car. what should I write on it? taking suggestions

This is even further reinforcing bp to me. I stg ugly women have built up rage within them because they are so ugly, and have to take it out on other people.

Plz rep me. if this post gets good engagement, ill make more alike it.

I'll update tmrw because I am almost certain my car will not be towed, stupid ass bitch.:ogre:
not a single letter
 
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i will read this later, remind me
 
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double bump nigger
 
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triple bump

:feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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Nigga nobody reading this shit.
 
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Don’t sad react me after you wrote a literal 1000 word essay I’m not ur teacher 😂
 
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Read up until the stomping part :feelsthink:

Is this legit or copy pasta? Good story btw
 
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Read up until the stomping part :feelsthink:

Is this legit or copy pasta? Good story btw
wow thank you for actually reading it bro

it is real unfortunately, I wrote it all:lul:
 
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read every neutron, typical ugly foids being rude because of their insecurities. Its like a weird mix of them knowing they're ugly but being supported by everyone around them that leads to this bitter yet entitled abomination.
 
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will read later 🥰
 
Bro beefing with foids :feelskek:
 

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