Stop bitching do BJJ

[AmazighSupremacism]

You'll regret when the most infamous dude from your friend group has a purple belt and everyone begins to ask him why his ears look fucked up, bitches will make line to sit on his lap so he can choke them unconscious, and that's not just it but even if you tried to fight him for any misunderstanding you'd need to sucker punch him or some cowards shit because he would absolutely batter you


Do BJJ brothers, before the ''wrestle wrestle wrestle'' motherfuckers come here, kay you wrestled you're on top of him now what? Exactly, do both if you can but most gyms nowaday teach a breed of both, call it grappling, NO GI, gayjitsu, whatever the fuck you like the most. DO FUCKING BJJ YOU HEINIOUS MOTHERFUCKERS

 

[pope]

You'll regret when the most infamous dude from your friend group has a purple belt and everyone begins to ask him why his ears look fucked up, bitches will make line to sit on his lap so he can choke them unconscious, and that's not just it but even if you tried to fight him for any misunderstanding you'd need to sucker punch him or some cowards shit because he would absolutely batter you


Do BJJ brothers, before the ''wrestle wrestle wrestle'' motherfuckers come here, kay you wrestled you're on top of him now what? Exactly, do both if you can but most gyms nowaday teach a breed of both, call it grappling, NO GI, gayjitsu, whatever the fuck you like the most. DO FUCKING BJJ YOU HEINIOUS MOTHERFUCKERS

I want to do rapejutsu

 

[AmazighSupremacism]

I want to do rapejutsu

''Hey brother, if one man can hold you down, two can rape you''

-Bustin' Gaethje

 

[rzazeynlov777]

You'll regret when the most infamous dude from your friend group has a purple belt and everyone begins to ask him why his ears look fucked up, bitches will make line to sit on his lap so he can choke them unconscious, and that's not just it but even if you tried to fight him for any misunderstanding you'd need to sucker punch him or some cowards shit because he would absolutely batter you


Do BJJ brothers, before the ''wrestle wrestle wrestle'' motherfuckers come here, kay you wrestled you're on top of him now what? Exactly, do both if you can but most gyms nowaday teach a breed of both, call it grappling, NO GI, gayjitsu, whatever the fuck you like the most. DO FUCKING BJJ YOU HEINIOUS MOTHERFUCKERS

bro i started BJJ this week maybe you have some tips for a beginner?

 

[romanstock]

These girls are turning you all back into apes as the Jews intended.

 

[AmazighSupremacism]

bro i started BJJ this week maybe you have some tips for a beginner?

Gi or No Gi?

Either ways, learn how to breath, don't panic and tap

Focus on your guard passing game, and learn submissions from the closed guard, dont focus on flashy takedowns for now

If i had to start all over again I would do this:

Closed guard: Omoplata, Kimura, Triangle and then armbar. In that sequence

Passing guard: Enter half guard>Escape half guard>Get top position>Knee on belly>Gain Mount>Armbar/Katagatame(Arm triangle)/Americana

Again, if youre in a bottom position focus on breathing, dont push while breathing. Take a deep breath, and explode, learn how to shrimp escape from top position and gain half guard and start working from there to either raspagem or closed guard, then do set any of the submissions I've mentioned above.

As if you gain mount, remember this: Dont stay on his hips, dont let ur hips make contact with his, he'll turn you around quickly. When you gain mount you want ur knees to touch his armpits and cause as much pressure as you can to set up either an armbar or an arm triangle.

You are new, so maybe this is too much info but its the basics, do lots of drills (shrimp escape, roll, move side to side) all of these will hel you. Focus on the white belts with 3 grades at least, don't try to mimick the blue or purple belts, they're on a higher position and you're not there yet but trust the process.

Oss

 

[rzazeynlov777]

Gi or No Gi?

Either ways, learn how to breath, don't panic and tap

Focus on your guard passing game, and learn submissions from the closed guard, dont focus on flashy takedowns for now

If i had to start all over again I would do this:

Closed guard: Omoplata, Kimura, Triangle and then armbar. In that sequence

Passing guard: Enter half guard>Escape half guard>Get top position>Knee on belly>Gain Mount>Armbar/Katagatame(Arm triangle)/Americana

Again, if youre in a bottom position focus on breathing, dont push while breathing. Take a deep breath, and explode, learn how to shrimp escape from top position and gain half guard and start working from there to either raspagem or closed guard, then do set any of the submissions I've mentioned above.

As if you gain mount, remember this: Dont stay on his hips, dont let ur hips make contact with his, he'll turn you around quickly. When you gain mount you want ur knees to touch his armpits and cause as much pressure as you can to set up either an armbar or an arm triangle.

You are new, so maybe this is too much info but its the basics, do lots of drills (shrimp escape, roll, move side to side) all of these will hel you. Focus on the white belts with 3 grades at least, don't try to mimick the blue or purple belts, they're on a higher position and you're not there yet but trust the process.

Oss

I started doing Gi one but i think i will compete at no gi one too when i will reach good level, at my first training i learned some escaping drills but mostly it was learing basic warm-up for training so you dont get injured,only cardio was a issue i think you need some merab level cardio to do bjj or maybe i am new to it and i will adapt,however thanks for that info bhai really appreciate it

 

[Sprinkles]

judo better and more practical

no one is going to be rolling on concrete in the real world

 

[AmazighSupremacism]

I started doing Gi one but i think i will compete at no gi one too when i will reach good level, at my first training i learned some escaping drills but mostly it was learing basic warm-up for training so you dont get injured,only cardio was a issue i think you need some merab level cardio to do bjj or maybe i am new to it and i will adapt,however thanks for that info bhai really appreciate it

Don't worry you'll get used to it overtime, focus on assisting class everyday or as much as you can and tap early always and shower with antifungal gel, you don't want shitty stuff to happen

 

[rzazeynlov777]

Don't worry you'll get used to it overtime, focus on assisting class everyday or as much as you can and tap early always and shower with antifungal gel, you don't want shitty stuff to happen

yeah man i will buy antifungal gel lifefuel shit in this sport

 

[AmazighSupremacism]

judo better and more practical

no one is going to be rolling on concrete in the real world

Believe it or not, i used to submit judo black belts as a 2 stripe white belt, they are good on the stand up but horrible ground game

 

[grilldaddy❤️]

It’s cope

 

[Sprinkles]

Believe it or not, i used to submit judo black belts as a 2 stripe white belt, they are good on the stand up but horrible ground game

ground game is shit irl

knowing bjj didn’t stop this kid from getting bitten by a crackhead

 

[AmazighSupremacism]

ground game is shit irl

knowing bjj didn’t stop this kid from getting bitten by a crackhead

You know damn well I'm not fighting a fucking crackhead mate, fuck that lmfao, just one drop of saliva could send me into a comma

 

[C3PO]

You'll regret when the most infamous dude from your friend group has a purple belt and everyone begins to ask him why his ears look fucked up, bitches will make line to sit on his lap so he can choke them unconscious, and that's not just it but even if you tried to fight him for any misunderstanding you'd need to sucker punch him or some cowards shit because he would absolutely batter you


Do BJJ brothers, before the ''wrestle wrestle wrestle'' motherfuckers come here, kay you wrestled you're on top of him now what? Exactly, do both if you can but most gyms nowaday teach a breed of both, call it grappling, NO GI, gayjitsu, whatever the fuck you like the most. DO FUCKING BJJ YOU HEINIOUS MOTHERFUCKERS

dnr i mog you

 

[svarddre]

No thanks I have unhealthy shoulders

 

[gurt]

judo better and more practical

no one is going to be rolling on concrete in the real world

retarded take, judo is highly takedown oriented. Wrestling is the most natural form of fighting (besides mma or KOTS but those are both a quick trip to retardation)

 

[AmazighSupremacism]

dnr i mog you

the foids wont think the same if im on top of you and you cant move

 

[C3PO]

the foids wont think the same if im on top of you and you cant move

Yeah they will think ur gay

 

[AmazighSupremacism]

Yeah they will think ur gay

And?