Serial Coomer
Lost virginity to chinese prostitute
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I was looking for a job on the internet and i answered an ad on a job site. At first it said it was about a warehouse so i get called, go there, and discover they are door-to-door coffe machine sellers JFL. After seeing their job for a day, i just dont come the next day cos these fools just hire mongoloids that go with the flow of being embarassing to society and bother people with their fucking door to door shit.
One year passes and walking around the city i bump in an office and recognize their faces, the fucking d2d fags. They have changed office now, and i couldnt accept it was close to a bar that i visited sometimes and i had to see their faces every time.
I dont know how i did it, but i put an alarm on my phone at 8 am, only to assault them before they start their routine. I break their bosses car kicking it on the mirror and he gets out. A woman screams at me thinking that if she managed to come close to me i wouldnt knock her out on the spot, but that didnt happen. The boss tries to get close but with bruce lee reflexes i kick him in the mouth.
Everybody is at distance now but the diarrhea from yesterday kicks in and i realize i have to shit. I hear police sirens and become stressed so i retreat, but 2 of them d2d fags follow me tactically to see where i am headed and snitch to the popo.
I decide to cross the railroad of the station and fall on one of the middle tracks, luckily there is no 3rd rail so no electrocution for my face.
I jump another fence and boy i pierce my scrotum with it.
I hide in an abandoned building realizing that i farted when i jumped the fence and shitted my underwear, my hands were bleeding and 1 cm of my scrotum was hanging and bleeding.
I decided that i would just keep walking for the purpose of getting spotted because i needed to go to the hospital.
I get caught and tell the cops that i pierced my balls. So they call the medics and i have to show my maimed scrotum to the woman.
The nurse compiles some papers and while looking at my id she says "damn, nice way to spend your birthday". It was indeed my birthday and my gift was getting my balls sewed in the hospital by a needle while they were mirin my shit stained underwear.
One year passes and walking around the city i bump in an office and recognize their faces, the fucking d2d fags. They have changed office now, and i couldnt accept it was close to a bar that i visited sometimes and i had to see their faces every time.
I dont know how i did it, but i put an alarm on my phone at 8 am, only to assault them before they start their routine. I break their bosses car kicking it on the mirror and he gets out. A woman screams at me thinking that if she managed to come close to me i wouldnt knock her out on the spot, but that didnt happen. The boss tries to get close but with bruce lee reflexes i kick him in the mouth.
Everybody is at distance now but the diarrhea from yesterday kicks in and i realize i have to shit. I hear police sirens and become stressed so i retreat, but 2 of them d2d fags follow me tactically to see where i am headed and snitch to the popo.
I decide to cross the railroad of the station and fall on one of the middle tracks, luckily there is no 3rd rail so no electrocution for my face.
I jump another fence and boy i pierce my scrotum with it.
I hide in an abandoned building realizing that i farted when i jumped the fence and shitted my underwear, my hands were bleeding and 1 cm of my scrotum was hanging and bleeding.
I decided that i would just keep walking for the purpose of getting spotted because i needed to go to the hospital.
I get caught and tell the cops that i pierced my balls. So they call the medics and i have to show my maimed scrotum to the woman.
The nurse compiles some papers and while looking at my id she says "damn, nice way to spend your birthday". It was indeed my birthday and my gift was getting my balls sewed in the hospital by a needle while they were mirin my shit stained underwear.
