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So I b sitting in school it b my last lesson of the day and my pp b feeling kinda weird and I just think nothing of it
I leave school and I b walkin home and its a brutal 35min walk btw
So like 10mins into journey my pp still feels weird. I'm on a relatively quiet road. You'll have lots of cars and ppl going through it every now but there were periods when it was empty.
So the road b empty so I put my hand down my pants and then I realised what the problem was.
This was the problem:
My pp was stickin out of my pants (obviously was wearing trousers over)
So what happened is that my pants must've raised up from when I b sittin in class.
And I can't do anything bout it cuz it would be too much effort and someone would notice me shoving my hands down my pants I ain't gonna do that. I just think I might aswell do it at home it's not noticeable unless u is right next to me. no one walking past will b lookin at my crotch.
That's when I get a boner. And it's clear as day and visible to anyone who looks in my direction. It b Makin my trousers b like a tent fam. It b uncomfortable af and it fuckin hurt I couldn't move my legs fully when walking otherwise I'd snap my pp in half. And theres nothing I can do.
I b going through this small alleyway on me way home and get to the other end and dats when I c all the secondary school kids. Fuckin tons of them out there on the other side walkin home. The alleyway comes out to a big open area btw with a busy junction and loads of shops n all dat and at 3pm every weekday that's where u got all the school kids walkin home.
So I stand there for a few secs and then I b like o shit and turn around back into the alley. Still got a massive bulge in me pants btw.
The alleyway is shaped like an obtuse angle btw so half of the alleyway u can't see until you've gone round the corner.
So I go round the corner and there's a landwhale walk-in towards me in the opposite direction.
I'm trapped and there b nothin I can do. I either show off my big pp to loads of school kids and get arrested or face the landwhale.
I chose to continue to walk in the direction of the landwhale. A notice she ain't lookin thankfully. But then we get closer and for the last solid 3 seconds before she passes me she is staring directly at it. Which gave me an even harder boner.
So I get to the end of the alleyway after havin walked past the landwhale and I just face against this bush Infront of someone's house pretending to be on my phone that way no one can see.
I b there for like 5mins and it doesn't go away and I can't just wait there forever.
I decide to go back through the alleyway and face the school kids.
There still b quite a lot but I manage to walk through that busy area of them and none saw. Luckily all of them b walkin and facing the same direction so unless I b walkin in opposite direction to them they ain't gonna see nuffin.
So after I've walked past them I finally get to this road which isnt too busy and I wait for someone to walk past and then I'm on this empty road and b right next to a van so no one can see and then I sort out my pp and had my pp out in the open for 1second so I b lucky no one saw or somethn n all dat.
Ye.
I leave school and I b walkin home and its a brutal 35min walk btw
So like 10mins into journey my pp still feels weird. I'm on a relatively quiet road. You'll have lots of cars and ppl going through it every now but there were periods when it was empty.
So the road b empty so I put my hand down my pants and then I realised what the problem was.
This was the problem:
My pp was stickin out of my pants (obviously was wearing trousers over)
So what happened is that my pants must've raised up from when I b sittin in class.
And I can't do anything bout it cuz it would be too much effort and someone would notice me shoving my hands down my pants I ain't gonna do that. I just think I might aswell do it at home it's not noticeable unless u is right next to me. no one walking past will b lookin at my crotch.
That's when I get a boner. And it's clear as day and visible to anyone who looks in my direction. It b Makin my trousers b like a tent fam. It b uncomfortable af and it fuckin hurt I couldn't move my legs fully when walking otherwise I'd snap my pp in half. And theres nothing I can do.
I b going through this small alleyway on me way home and get to the other end and dats when I c all the secondary school kids. Fuckin tons of them out there on the other side walkin home. The alleyway comes out to a big open area btw with a busy junction and loads of shops n all dat and at 3pm every weekday that's where u got all the school kids walkin home.
So I stand there for a few secs and then I b like o shit and turn around back into the alley. Still got a massive bulge in me pants btw.
The alleyway is shaped like an obtuse angle btw so half of the alleyway u can't see until you've gone round the corner.
So I go round the corner and there's a landwhale walk-in towards me in the opposite direction.
I'm trapped and there b nothin I can do. I either show off my big pp to loads of school kids and get arrested or face the landwhale.
I chose to continue to walk in the direction of the landwhale. A notice she ain't lookin thankfully. But then we get closer and for the last solid 3 seconds before she passes me she is staring directly at it. Which gave me an even harder boner.
So I get to the end of the alleyway after havin walked past the landwhale and I just face against this bush Infront of someone's house pretending to be on my phone that way no one can see.
I b there for like 5mins and it doesn't go away and I can't just wait there forever.
I decide to go back through the alleyway and face the school kids.
There still b quite a lot but I manage to walk through that busy area of them and none saw. Luckily all of them b walkin and facing the same direction so unless I b walkin in opposite direction to them they ain't gonna see nuffin.
So after I've walked past them I finally get to this road which isnt too busy and I wait for someone to walk past and then I'm on this empty road and b right next to a van so no one can see and then I sort out my pp and had my pp out in the open for 1second so I b lucky no one saw or somethn n all dat.
Ye.
