[STORY TIME ?] 3 PSL WHITE SUBHUMAN ROASTIE TALKS TO ME EVERYTIME SHE SEES ME???

[St. Wristcel]

TLDR: INB4 BALES
OKAY SO I WILL BE OLDCEL JUNIOR THIS YEAR AND THIS STORY TAKES PLACE IN THE ORCHESTRA CLASS ROOM OF MY SOPHOMORE YEAR OF HS.

THE WHORE IN QUESTION WAS IN THE ORCHESTRA CLASS BELOW ME BECAUSE I MOG ALL WOMEN IN MUSICAL ABILITY, HOWEVER, SOMETIMES I HAD TO COME IN THE CLASS EARLIER TO SEE MY TEACHER FOR ASSESSMENTS AND SHIT AT LIKE 7AM.

THIS 3PSL UGLY BITCH ALWAYS SAT IN THE SAME SEAT IN THE MOSTLY EMPTY CLASSROOM (ONLY 15 KIDS INSIDE, CLASS WAS BIG) AND I ALWAYS HAD MY HEAD DOWN WALKING IN LIKE INCEL COMIC STYLE. EVERYDAY I HAD TO COME IN SHE SAID “HI ST. WRISTCEL ” AND BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN BLACKPILLED SINCE AGE 13 I DIDN’T EVEN LOOK AT HER THE FIRST TIME JFL.

THE NEXT DAY, SHE ADDED ME ON SNAPCHAT, I ACCEPTED BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK I WAS MORE WEIRD AND SHIT. THEN NEXT WEEK, THE NEXT TIME I CAME IN SHE BEGAN WHISPERING TO HER FRIENDS NEARBY (2PSL GOOK NERD AND OBESE SHEBOON) AND SAID HI AGAIN. THIS TIME I SAID HI BUT THEN SHE JUST LOOKED AWAY. (JFL ?)

I ALWAYS CAUGHT HER LOOKING AT ME IN THE HALLS BUT THEN I STARTED GOING THE OTHER WAY TO CLASS BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO TALK TO HER, DON’T GET ME WRONG I WOULD R*PE IN MINECRAFT BUT I AM MAJOR STANDARDCEL. ALSO I WAS 190LBS AT THIS TIME AND SHE HAD VOLLEYBALL PLAYER BODY TBH.

EXCEPT, THE PROBLEM NOW IS SHE GLOWED UP JFL SHOULD I START TALKING TO HER AGAIN? SHE IS HELLA THICC EVEN IF IT’S MEME I NEED MORE INSIDER INFO ON FEMOID BEHAVIOR. ESPECIALLY RUMORS AROUND CLASS.

INB4 ROPE STREETSHITTER
INB4 LARP

 

[Baldingman1998]

Yes

 

[Deleted member 6095]

talk to her or I will rape her for u

 

[Taylorswift]

I tried talking to a foid from my middle school who supposedly “liked” me and was pretty cute...she replied to my first message then left me on read right after. This autistic over-analyzing supposed IOIs that you think you may have gotten from a certain foid decades ago and reimagining what could have happened if things went differently is cringe as fuck and nothing good comes out of it.

 

[St. Wristcel]

I tried talking to a foid from my middle school who supposedly “liked” me and was pretty cute...she replied to my first message then left me on read right after. This autistic over-analyzing supposed IOIs that you think you may have gotten from a certain foid decades ago and reimagining what could have happened if things went differently is cringe as fuck and nothing good comes out of it.

Exactly what my intuition was telling me. time Will tell.

 

[Taylorswift]

Exactly what my intuition was telling me. time Will tell.

If you do message her, be very casual and just hit her with the usual “Hey how have you been” and try to carry the conversation from there.

 

[St. Wristcel]

If you do message her, be very casual and just hit her with the usual “Hey how have you been” and try to carry the conversation from there.

Exactly bhai, I will not be too autistic with it JFL.

 

[sytyl]

that's your looksmatch rn, better get with her now before she becomes chad only

 

[sytyl]

wait nvm she glowed up

it's over

 

[Deleted member 9072]

NIGGA YOU WROTE AN ESSAY

 

[PYT]

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TLDR: INB4 BALES
OKAY SO I WILL BE OLDCEL JUNIOR THIS YEAR AND THIS STORY TAKES PLACE IN THE ORCHESTRA CLASS ROOM OF MY SOPHOMORE YEAR OF HS.

THE WHORE IN QUESTION WAS IN THE ORCHESTRA CLASS BELOW ME BECAUSE I MOG ALL WOMEN IN MUSICAL ABILITY, HOWEVER, SOMETIMES I HAD TO COME IN THE CLASS EARLIER TO SEE MY TEACHER FOR ASSESSMENTS AND SHIT AT LIKE 7AM.

THIS 3PSL UGLY BITCH ALWAYS SAT IN THE SAME SEAT IN THE MOSTLY EMPTY CLASSROOM (ONLY 15 KIDS INSIDE, CLASS WAS BIG) AND I ALWAYS HAD MY HEAD DOWN WALKING IN LIKE INCEL COMIC STYLE. EVERYDAY I HAD TO COME IN SHE SAID “HI ST. WRISTCEL ” AND BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN BLACKPILLED SINCE AGE 13 I DIDN’T EVEN LOOK AT HER THE FIRST TIME JFL.

THE NEXT DAY, SHE ADDED ME ON SNAPCHAT, I ACCEPTED BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK I WAS MORE WEIRD AND SHIT. THEN NEXT WEEK, THE NEXT TIME I CAME IN SHE BEGAN WHISPERING TO HER FRIENDS NEARBY (2PSL GOOK NERD AND OBESE SHEBOON) AND SAID HI AGAIN. THIS TIME I SAID HI BUT THEN SHE JUST LOOKED AWAY. (JFL ?)

I ALWAYS CAUGHT HER LOOKING AT ME IN THE HALLS BUT THEN I STARTED GOING THE OTHER WAY TO CLASS BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO TALK TO HER, DON’T GET ME WRONG I WOULD R*PE IN MINECRAFT BUT I AM MAJOR STANDARDCEL. ALSO I WAS 190LBS AT THIS TIME AND SHE HAD VOLLEYBALL PLAYER BODY TBH.

EXCEPT, THE PROBLEM NOW IS SHE GLOWED UP JFL SHOULD I START TALKING TO HER AGAIN? SHE IS HELLA THICC EVEN IF IT’S MEME I NEED MORE INSIDER INFO ON FEMOID BEHAVIOR. ESPECIALLY RUMORS AROUND CLASS.

INB4 ROPE STREETSHITTER
INB4 LARP

she wants u

 

[Deleted member 6892]

TLDR: INB4 BALES
OKAY SO I WILL BE OLDCEL JUNIOR THIS YEAR AND THIS STORY TAKES PLACE IN THE ORCHESTRA CLASS ROOM OF MY SOPHOMORE YEAR OF HS.

THE WHORE IN QUESTION WAS IN THE ORCHESTRA CLASS BELOW ME BECAUSE I MOG ALL WOMEN IN MUSICAL ABILITY, HOWEVER, SOMETIMES I HAD TO COME IN THE CLASS EARLIER TO SEE MY TEACHER FOR ASSESSMENTS AND SHIT AT LIKE 7AM.

THIS 3PSL UGLY BITCH ALWAYS SAT IN THE SAME SEAT IN THE MOSTLY EMPTY CLASSROOM (ONLY 15 KIDS INSIDE, CLASS WAS BIG) AND I ALWAYS HAD MY HEAD DOWN WALKING IN LIKE INCEL COMIC STYLE. EVERYDAY I HAD TO COME IN SHE SAID “HI ST. WRISTCEL ” AND BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN BLACKPILLED SINCE AGE 13 I DIDN’T EVEN LOOK AT HER THE FIRST TIME JFL.

THE NEXT DAY, SHE ADDED ME ON SNAPCHAT, I ACCEPTED BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK I WAS MORE WEIRD AND SHIT. THEN NEXT WEEK, THE NEXT TIME I CAME IN SHE BEGAN WHISPERING TO HER FRIENDS NEARBY (2PSL GOOK NERD AND OBESE SHEBOON) AND SAID HI AGAIN. THIS TIME I SAID HI BUT THEN SHE JUST LOOKED AWAY. (JFL ?)

I ALWAYS CAUGHT HER LOOKING AT ME IN THE HALLS BUT THEN I STARTED GOING THE OTHER WAY TO CLASS BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO TALK TO HER, DON’T GET ME WRONG I WOULD R*PE IN MINECRAFT BUT I AM MAJOR STANDARDCEL. ALSO I WAS 190LBS AT THIS TIME AND SHE HAD VOLLEYBALL PLAYER BODY TBH.

EXCEPT, THE PROBLEM NOW IS SHE GLOWED UP JFL SHOULD I START TALKING TO HER AGAIN? SHE IS HELLA THICC EVEN IF IT’S MEME I NEED MORE INSIDER INFO ON FEMOID BEHAVIOR. ESPECIALLY RUMORS AROUND CLASS.

INB4 ROPE STREETSHITTER
INB4 LARP

You’re fucking retarded wtf

fuck you bro you had girl crushing On you and you missed it

 

[St. Wristcel]

You’re fucking retarded wtf

fuck you bro you had girl crushing On you and you missed it

Maybe, maybe 25% chance of this and that’s being generous. THE PROBLEM HOWEVER IS MY 4 INCH DICK GETTING IN THE WAY