PseudoMaxxer
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Sososo…
Since i got banned this weekend and didn’t know what to do instead of rotting here i said fuck it.
LETS GO OUT.
So, Near My city There’s this BIIIIIGGG Halloween Festival Every year. Filled of people and JBs.
I didn’t want to go since i’m still not ascended but non being able to talk to nobody the whole weekend would have been too brutal to take for me.
So I messaged my autistic group of friend and we went there.
Let’s Start with the introductions:
ChadLite: We will call him like this since he is my chadlite friend.
He’s full of girls and mogs me, 6’0 and he has Gandy’s pheno and eye area (A10s). Biggest failo? Chinlet.
Incel 1-2-3-4: Don’t really need an introduction, LTN/ Subhuman friends, 1 Truecel and the other had sex (how…).
BUT LETS GET BACK TO BUSINESS.
Chadlite came and hugged me as he saw me and was mirin my ascension since last time i saw him (2 months ago, cleared skin and grow out hair).
The moment we enter the Festival it WAS FULLL OF MILLIENIALS NIGGUS ANS JBS.
I’m in love with JBs.
So The moment i enter i Get this LTB JB MIRIN HARDD.
I Passed By her with a cigarette in my mouth looking like this:
(KEEP IN MIND THAT I WAS SQUINTING AND HARD MEWING ALL THE WAY THROUGH THIS FESTIVAL. I WAS ALSO FRAUDING 5’9 WOTH AF1 AND 2 INCH LIFTS.
I WAS SUFFERING HARD AF AND LOOKED AUTISTIC TOO)
But I passed beside her and didn’t look at her cuz she prolly had 12yo and wasn’t cute.
After a bit i was walking and 2 LEGIT 12 YO COME RUNNING BY ME AND ONE FALLS ON ME.
MY FRIENDS STARTED LAUGHING AND SHE LOOKS UP AT ME AND SAYS: S-sorry..
WHILE SHE WAS IN THIS POSITION ON THE GEOUND:
At this point i was GASSED UP.
I help get up and she runs away with the other cute girl and they keep watching me from far.
We Continue to Go into the festival and it was a bit boring, i meet a couple of friends and i get called “Handsome” by one of them. Felt good.
BUT, AS SOON AS I KEEP WALKING, I MEET THE GIRL FROM THIS THREAD I MADE:
SHE PASSES ME AND HD EYE CONTACT…
I GOT ANXIOUS AND I DIDNT HOLD IT AND SHE WENT HER WAY AND I NEVER SAW HER AGAIN…
NEXT THING I KNOW, A GIRL THAT HAS BEEN INTO ME FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS COMES AND GREETS ME AND CHADLITE.
She couldn’t stop smiling looking at us and i was cringing since i don’t like her. Also she’s 5’10 and likes my 5’6 ass wtf.
(not my type, 5’10, red hair, goth with mental problems and family issues)
I WAS SOO HAPPY WITH HOW EVERYTHING WAS GOING…
UNTIL, Chadlite goes into Hunter Mode.
This nigga had his phone ringing 93 times with girls telling him to come meet him up in the festival.
I was about to kill my self cuz we was following him and he was just hugging and greeting this HTB and STACYLITES.
And at that moment, I saw a Spiral of Black Pill in Incel 1.
I look at him and this guy is a Truecel.
Never had any experiences with girls and he is LTN close to SUBHUMAN.
I look at him and tell him: it’s over.
He says: Never began.
I WAS LIKE WTTFFFFFF????
How does he know that..
But we kept talking and he’s a great canditate for The Black Pill (Even tho i think max he can get fully softmaxxed is MTN)
We ended the night by seeing again the JB Twerker but this time she looked at me for 1 Second and didn’t look back…
STATS:
People Mogged: a lot tbh, im not counting.
People I Got mogged by: Chadlite, and maybe 20/30 other zoomers and millenials (a guy was legit 6’5 and had ramirez hairs and skull, he had 2 girls on his side too…)
Girls I Held Eye contact with: Maybe close to 5 or little less
People i got height mogged by: Everyone, but not as much as usual…got some girls under my height
LITTLE NOTE FOR MY MANLET BROTHAS:
Wear AF1 and 2 inch Lifts.
It was the first time in my life i didn’t feel too subhuman.
Good luck
Halloween story by Pseudo!
Since i got banned this weekend and didn’t know what to do instead of rotting here i said fuck it.
LETS GO OUT.
So, Near My city There’s this BIIIIIGGG Halloween Festival Every year. Filled of people and JBs.
I didn’t want to go since i’m still not ascended but non being able to talk to nobody the whole weekend would have been too brutal to take for me.
So I messaged my autistic group of friend and we went there.
Let’s Start with the introductions:
ChadLite: We will call him like this since he is my chadlite friend.
He’s full of girls and mogs me, 6’0 and he has Gandy’s pheno and eye area (A10s). Biggest failo? Chinlet.
Incel 1-2-3-4: Don’t really need an introduction, LTN/ Subhuman friends, 1 Truecel and the other had sex (how…).
BUT LETS GET BACK TO BUSINESS.
Chadlite came and hugged me as he saw me and was mirin my ascension since last time i saw him (2 months ago, cleared skin and grow out hair).
The moment we enter the Festival it WAS FULLL OF MILLIENIALS NIGGUS ANS JBS.
I’m in love with JBs.
So The moment i enter i Get this LTB JB MIRIN HARDD.
I Passed By her with a cigarette in my mouth looking like this:
(KEEP IN MIND THAT I WAS SQUINTING AND HARD MEWING ALL THE WAY THROUGH THIS FESTIVAL. I WAS ALSO FRAUDING 5’9 WOTH AF1 AND 2 INCH LIFTS.
I WAS SUFFERING HARD AF AND LOOKED AUTISTIC TOO)
But I passed beside her and didn’t look at her cuz she prolly had 12yo and wasn’t cute.
After a bit i was walking and 2 LEGIT 12 YO COME RUNNING BY ME AND ONE FALLS ON ME.
MY FRIENDS STARTED LAUGHING AND SHE LOOKS UP AT ME AND SAYS: S-sorry..
WHILE SHE WAS IN THIS POSITION ON THE GEOUND:
At this point i was GASSED UP.
I help get up and she runs away with the other cute girl and they keep watching me from far.
We Continue to Go into the festival and it was a bit boring, i meet a couple of friends and i get called “Handsome” by one of them. Felt good.
BUT, AS SOON AS I KEEP WALKING, I MEET THE GIRL FROM THIS THREAD I MADE:
Story Time: Hot JB Twerking On My Dick in The Club
i kissed 1 girl younger than me, 3 girls my age, and 1 older. Bro you couldn’t believe if i told you the experience it was with the younger girl. I still get hard thinking about it. I was at the club and she came out of no where and started twerking in my dick. She was thick my nigga, perfect...looksmax.org
SHE PASSES ME AND HD EYE CONTACT…
I GOT ANXIOUS AND I DIDNT HOLD IT AND SHE WENT HER WAY AND I NEVER SAW HER AGAIN…
NEXT THING I KNOW, A GIRL THAT HAS BEEN INTO ME FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS COMES AND GREETS ME AND CHADLITE.
She couldn’t stop smiling looking at us and i was cringing since i don’t like her. Also she’s 5’10 and likes my 5’6 ass wtf.
(not my type, 5’10, red hair, goth with mental problems and family issues)
I WAS SOO HAPPY WITH HOW EVERYTHING WAS GOING…
UNTIL, Chadlite goes into Hunter Mode.
This nigga had his phone ringing 93 times with girls telling him to come meet him up in the festival.
I was about to kill my self cuz we was following him and he was just hugging and greeting this HTB and STACYLITES.
And at that moment, I saw a Spiral of Black Pill in Incel 1.
I look at him and this guy is a Truecel.
Never had any experiences with girls and he is LTN close to SUBHUMAN.
I look at him and tell him: it’s over.
He says: Never began.
I WAS LIKE WTTFFFFFF????
How does he know that..
But we kept talking and he’s a great canditate for The Black Pill (Even tho i think max he can get fully softmaxxed is MTN)
We ended the night by seeing again the JB Twerker but this time she looked at me for 1 Second and didn’t look back…
STATS:
People Mogged: a lot tbh, im not counting.
People I Got mogged by: Chadlite, and maybe 20/30 other zoomers and millenials (a guy was legit 6’5 and had ramirez hairs and skull, he had 2 girls on his side too…)
Girls I Held Eye contact with: Maybe close to 5 or little less
People i got height mogged by: Everyone, but not as much as usual…got some girls under my height
LITTLE NOTE FOR MY MANLET BROTHAS:
Wear AF1 and 2 inch Lifts.
It was the first time in my life i didn’t feel too subhuman.
Good luck
Halloween story by Pseudo!
