STORY TIME! Jogging Nigcel DUSTED by fleet footed white HTB

[Bushman]

During my last year at college, I started going on daily runs. This habit greatly improved my physical health and fitness.Alas, I could not outrun my autism though.

One afternoon, a white lady merged directly in front of me while I was running on river trail. (She had a buzzcut n wasnt HTB; I just said that in title to lure ethnics to thread)


If I awkwardly tailed her, to anyone watching, it would look like a crazed Bantu was chasing a white woman, a scene straight from Birth of A Nation. A group of white brah, trying to be heros, might run me down n split my head open. I didn’t want to be Emmett till 2.0, so i banked right and ran around her.

I continued jogging forward a decent distance ahead without a thought in my mind.

HOWEVER, within 5 minutes, the white woman, with the vigor of Atalanta herself, sped up n passed me. She turned back n said, “Can you STOP!”.was like, wtf lady, “ I thought I passed you”



I put two and two together and realized she thought I was trying to race her. In my effort to avoid looking like a rabid pickaninny with snowbunny fever, I instead looked like a complete sperg.

Ultimate Catch 22.


I started running at the dead of night to prevent this happening again.

 

[incelconspiracy]

Stay away from those white women, boy.

 

[Jamaldickjavontus]

shouldve raced her and after fucked her in the bushes

 

[PLA1092]

Autism

 

[FastBananaCEO]

BRB using imagination cuz no picture

 

[kaugummi]

During my last year at college, I started going on daily runs. This habit greatly improved my physical health and fitness.Alas, I could not outrun my autism though.

One afternoon, a white lady merged directly in front of me while I was running on river trail. (She had a buzzcut n wasnt HTB; I just said that in title to lure ethnics to thread)


If I awkwardly tailed her, to anyone watching, it would look like a crazed Bantu was chasing a white woman, a scene straight from Birth of A Nation. A group of white brah, trying to be heros, might run me down n split my head open. I didn’t want to be Emmett till 2.0, so i banked right and ran around her.

I continued jogging forward a decent distance ahead without a thought in my mind.

HOWEVER, within 5 minutes, the white woman, with the vigor of Atalanta herself, sped up n passed me. She turned back n said, “Can you STOP!”.was like, wtf lady, “ I thought I passed you”



I put two and two together and realized she thought I was trying to race her. In my effort to avoid looking like a rabid pickaninny with snowbunny fever, I instead looked like a complete sperg.

Ultimate Catch 22.


I started running at the dead of night to prevent this happening again.

 

[Xangsane]

During my last year at college, I started going on daily runs. This habit greatly improved my physical health and fitness.Alas, I could not outrun my autism though.

One afternoon, a white lady merged directly in front of me while I was running on river trail. (She had a buzzcut n wasnt HTB; I just said that in title to lure ethnics to thread)


If I awkwardly tailed her, to anyone watching, it would look like a crazed Bantu was chasing a white woman, a scene straight from Birth of A Nation. A group of white brah, trying to be heros, might run me down n split my head open. I didn’t want to be Emmett till 2.0, so i banked right and ran around her.

I continued jogging forward a decent distance ahead without a thought in my mind.

HOWEVER, within 5 minutes, the white woman, with the vigor of Atalanta herself, sped up n passed me. She turned back n said, “Can you STOP!”.was like, wtf lady, “ I thought I passed you”



I put two and two together and realized she thought I was trying to race her. In my effort to avoid looking like a rabid pickaninny with snowbunny fever, I instead looked like a complete sperg.

Ultimate Catch 22.


I started running at the dead of night to prevent this happening again.