(story time + poll ) why was this high E MILF so nice towards me?

[hopecel]

a brief background story: I got a buzz 2 days ago so I wore a hoodie with a hood to hide my awkward looking skull. Now when I arrived I checked myself in the mirror and honestly I mog with a hoodie. It enchances robustness of my jaw and zygos and lower third width and makes me look somewhat mysterious, the same way when you have long hair).
When this was happening I was on a bus on a trip to my city.

Now the main part of the story: once I entered the bus she and some 3/10 sub-LT Becky were sitting in the last seats. They both moved to the windows saying that I can sit in the middle seat. Once I sat she told me "you can put your laptop bag up there" and I did. I sat and within a few minutes this super hot woman in her 30's or so offered me mints and I took one from her. She was so pretty guys, like a Stacylite for her age at least, her mascara made her look so fucking sexy. Now imagine that type of woman being so communicative and smiling whenever they talk to you. Not long after, she offered me another one, I said yes and she told me "feel free to take it whenever you want" and I was blushing. A few dozens of minutes some guy got on the bus and I had to move a bit but he sat between me and the 3/10 girl.
Not long after it was getting too hot on the bus so I had to take off my jacket, which I left on my lap which was somewhat filled if you get what I mean. She touched me and said "put it up there" while giggling in her manner. It was kinda weird to me, why would this random woman on a buss command me what should I do? Regardless of that being weird I put my jacket on the shelf above the seat... I mean, what could I do? I was taught to listen to elders. And she kinda looked like she's enjoying treating me like that. NOW THIS IS NOTHING WHAT COMES NEXT: we arrived to our first station and the driver said we will have a 10-minute break. I asked her if she's getting off the bus and she said "yeah, but I'll come back" leaving her bags on the seat. Within a few minutes she came back through bus congestion since ~10 people got on the bus on that station. Some girl also came before her and sat on the seat between me and the guy I mentioned, so now every seat in the back was taken. Now the sexiest part: since she was sitting next to the window me and that new girl had to move so she could sit in her old seat but she walked over us two with her massive ass pointing at my face. She actually touched my left arm and leg with it since there was not enough space. She said "Sorry" and I responded "Nothing" . Immediately after she sat again, she put her hand in a bag from the shop full of goyslop products she just bought and said "Here's some for you". I said "No thanks, I don't want it" and she responded "You do want" while smiling and put a pack of those pretzel sticks on my lap. Then she said "here's this for you and also this" while putting a chocolate donut and a coke on me. I tried to say that I don't want it but she said "Take it, you do want". She put me in my natural place so I was left speechless and ashamed. I said "Thanks" and she replied "You're welcome". But you know what's funny? She also offered that girl that sat on my right side and the guy next to her but they rejected and she didn't push them. Now what's funny, she essentially bought me the same set of snacks as she bought for herself. Every goyslop product 2x. Could've I been like those two other zoomers and rejected her? I mean, maybe yes, if I were as rejective as she was pushy she would've probably gave up. But as I said, I was taught to listen to elders. I'd have probably hurt her feelings if I rejected her surprise for me. Not long after that, she asked me a bit about my education and stuff like that and I answered briefly. I thought it would be weird from me to ask her anything, I mean I'd sound creepy. Not to her but to people around us. We literally were surrounded by all zoomers, people my age or younger. Hell even this other girl that sat next to me probably felt cuckqueaned to some extent. Sorry young girls but we boys prefer maturity! But no joke, I wasn't flirting with her not only because we were not alone but also because she's significantly older than me. It's like if you were flirting with your 35-40 yo teacher as an uni student. I mean yeah, that's my fantasy but everyone would've assumed I'm a MILF fetishist if I asked her anything. I also assumed she's taken because she was chatting all the time with someone (could've been her friends tho). She was also listening to music on headphones loudly so I could hear old-school Balkan folk songs she's listening to. Modest music taste = modest personality?
But not only that, I've heard her having a call with someone and she called him "Dear". So I assumed it's her husband or something. Now why would a married woman be that kind to a stranger like me, I mean her kindness is almost flirting... If a girl my age treated me like she did, I'd assume she's into me. Maybe she's just a kind and generous person?
What's also funny is that we three (me and the two females next to me) were laughing like junkies at how the ugly girl from the start of the story was snoring. It was a giga cagefuel, we all were throwing jokes about her and that's when the Mamacita patted me on the shoulders in a pretty intimately manner for someone who met you just 2 hours ago. Then she offered me her chocolate donut and I rejected her saying "No thanks, I can't, I've already eaten one" and she added "Eat it once you feel like you can" putting it on my lap. I was once again blushing. I was once again put in my natural place and I liked it! But you know what, I was wondering, why is she treating me like a good boy who needs a dominant mommy? As if she read what I wrote to the other older girls in my DM's on Insta so she acted the way I desired from a woman.
Later she offered me a chewing gum and I took it but it fell from my hand to the top of the seat and I wanted to take it and put in my mouth and she said "No, it's dirty, throw it, here's another one". Then she offered me half the pack of them and I said "No thanks" and she finally accepted and said "Alright".

Finally, as we were approaching the final destination, I stood up to take my jacket from the shelf and I tried to put it on but I gave up since there was not enough space so I was thinking I will put it on when we get off the bus. BUT NO! She said "Come here so I help you put it on" and I blindly accepted and told her "Thanks" while looking each other in the eyes. Damnnn brothers you have no idea how magic that woman is, she's so kind and smiling all the time! She's a literal QUEEN! And yes, I was blushing again and at that moment, I felt most awkward because we were too intimate in front of other passengers. I bet they also somewhat found it weird. But I don't care.
Lastly, I asked her if she's getting off the buss on a penultimate station (where I did) and she said "No". She threw me a five saying "All the best. I was glad. Goodbye." and I said "Regards! Thank you! Bye!". Then I took my bag from the shelf above so I was ready to get off and waved to her and once again quietly said "Bye". She waved to me saying "Bye" and and so we parted ways.



Now tell me guys: what do you think? Why was she like that? Do I have chances with her? Was it a mistake to not risk and ask for her name, phone, profession at least? Will I ever see her again?

 

[hopecel]

tagging MILF experts:

@John666282 @Primalsplit @Lefty Rankin @NoExit @TechnoBoss

 

[hopecel]

more MILF experts:

@HeavyMetalcel @BadLuck7892 @BoredPrince @Clown Show @sub5outsider

 

[chudpiller]

“read the story first”

 

[hopecel]

@The Grinch

 

[Tenres]

The moyim are literally insane. A woman says one nice thing to them and they write an essay about it

 

[TechnoBoss]

Now tell me guys: what do you think? Why was she like that? Do I have chances with her? Was it a mistake to not risk and ask for her name, phone, profession at least? Will I ever see her again?

It was a mistake to not try and flirt a bit. Ask her a bit about herself. Maybe even say something like "the last time someone was this nice to me, I thought they were into me" - We can sit and think about what she was thinking all day long but it was a mistake to not find this out by prodding a bit in conversation. The key to flirting in this situation would be saying things that could be interpreted two different ways. Saying things that could segway into you finding out what you want to know (does she like you like that) or can be interpreted as being friendly. This would've been a great way to test out your flirting skills.

But some women are just nice at the end of the day and aren't trying to get anything in return. Maybe she was just having a great day or maybe she's naturally very friendly.

What do you think you should have done differently?

 

[callard]

The moyim are literally insane. A woman says one nice thing to them and they write an essay about it

so true mate, so true. It's sad

 

[hopecel]

@algerianmogger @DRACOX @Ogionth

 

[Deleted member 136057]

a brief background story: I got a buzz 2 days ago so I wore a hoodie with a hood to hide my awkward looking skull. Now when I arrived I checked myself in the mirror and honestly I mog with a hoodie. It enchances robustness of my jaw and zygos and lower third width and makes me look somewhat mysterious, the same way when you have long hair).
When this was happening I was on a bus on a trip to my city.

Now the main part of the story: once I entered the bus she and some 3/10 sub-LT Becky were sitting in the last seats. They both moved to the windows saying that I can sit in the middle seat. Once I sat she told me "you can put your laptop bag up there" and I did. I sat and within a few minutes this super hot woman in her 30's or so offered me mints and I took one from her. She was so pretty guys, like a Stacylite for her age at least, her mascara made her look so fucking sexy. Now imagine that type of woman being so communicative and smiling whenever they talk to you. Not long after, she offered me another one, I said yes and she told me "feel free to take it whenever you want" and I was blushing. A few dozens of minutes some guy got on the bus and I had to move a bit but he sat between me and the 3/10 girl.
Not long after it was getting too hot on the bus so I had to take off my jacket, which I left on my lap which was somewhat filled if you get what I mean. She touched me and said "put it up there" while giggling in her manner. It was kinda weird to me, why would this random woman on a buss command me what should I do? Regardless of that being weird I put my jacket on the shelf above the seat... I mean, what could I do? I was taught to listen to elders. And she kinda looked like she's enjoying treating me like that. NOW THIS IS NOTHING WHAT COMES NEXT: we arrived to our first station and the driver said we will have a 10-minute break. I asked her if she's getting off the bus and she said "yeah, but I'll come back" leaving her bags on the seat. Within a few minutes she came back through bus congestion since ~10 people got on the bus on that station. Some girl also came before her and sat on the seat between me and the guy I mentioned, so now every seat in the back was taken. Now the sexiest part: since she was sitting next to the window me and that new girl had to move so she could sit in her old seat but she walked over us two with her massive ass pointing at my face. She actually touched my left arm and leg with it since there was not enough space. She said "Sorry" and I responded "Nothing" . Immediately after she sat again, she put her hand in a bag from the shop full of goyslop products she just bought and said "Here's some for you". I said "No thanks, I don't want it" and she responded "You do want" while smiling and put a pack of those pretzel sticks on my lap. Then she said "here's this for you and also this" while putting a chocolate donut and a coke on me. I tried to say that I don't want it but she said "Take it, you do want". She put me in my natural place so I was left speechless and ashamed. I said "Thanks" and she replied "You're welcome". But you know what's funny? She also offered that girl that sat on my right side and the guy next to her but they rejected and she didn't push them. Now what's funny, she essentially bought me the same set of snacks as she bought for herself. Every goyslop product 2x. Could've I been like those two other zoomers and rejected her? I mean, maybe yes, if I were as rejective as she was pushy she would've probably gave up. But as I said, I was taught to listen to elders. I'd have probably hurt her feelings if I rejected her surprise for me. Not long after that, she asked me a bit about my education and stuff like that and I answered briefly. I thought it would be weird from me to ask her anything, I mean I'd sound creepy. Not to her but to people around us. We literally were surrounded by all zoomers, people my age or younger. Hell even this other girl that sat next to me probably felt cuckqueaned to some extent. Sorry young girls but we boys prefer maturity! But no joke, I wasn't flirting with her not only because we were not alone but also because she's significantly older than me. It's like if you were flirting with your 35-40 yo teacher as an uni student. I mean yeah, that's my fantasy but everyone would've assumed I'm a MILF fetishist if I asked her anything. I also assumed she's taken because she was chatting all the time with someone (could've been her friends tho). She was also listening to music on headphones loudly so I could hear old-school Balkan folk songs she's listening to. Modest music taste = modest personality?
But not only that, I've heard her having a call with someone and she called him "Dear". So I assumed it's her husband or something. Now why would a married woman be that kind to a stranger like me, I mean her kindness is almost flirting... If a girl my age treated me like she did, I'd assume she's into me. Maybe she's just a kind and generous person?
What's also funny is that we three (me and the two females next to me) were laughing like junkies at how the ugly girl from the start of the story was snoring. It was a giga cagefuel, we all were throwing jokes about her and that's when the Mamacita patted me on the shoulders in a pretty intimately manner for someone who met you just 2 hours ago. Then she offered me her chocolate donut and I rejected her saying "No thanks, I can't, I've already eaten one" and she added "Eat it once you feel like you can" putting it on my lap. I was once again blushing. I was once again put in my natural place and I liked it! But you know what, I was wondering, why is she treating me like a good boy who needs a dominant mommy? As if she read what I wrote to the other older girls in my DM's on Insta so she acted the way I desired from a woman.
Later she offered me a chewing gum and I took it but it fell from my hand to the top of the seat and I wanted to take it and put in my mouth and she said "No, it's dirty, throw it, here's another one". Then she offered me half the pack of them and I said "No thanks" and she finally accepted and said "Alright".

Finally, as we were approaching the final destination, I stood up to take my jacket from the shelf and I tried to put it on but I gave up since there was not enough space so I was thinking I will put it on when we get off the bus. BUT NO! She said "Come here so I help you put it on" and I blindly accepted and told her "Thanks" while looking each other in the eyes. Damnnn brothers you have no idea how magic that woman is, she's so kind and smiling all the time! She's a literal QUEEN! And yes, I was blushing again and at that moment, I felt most awkward because we were too intimate in front of other passengers. I bet they also somewhat found it weird. But I don't care.
Lastly, I asked her if she's getting off the buss on a penultimate station (where I did) and she said "No". She threw me a five saying "All the best. I was glad. Goodbye." and I said "Regards! Thank you! Bye!". Then I took my bag from the shelf above so I was ready to get off and waved to her and once again quietly said "Bye". She waved to me saying "Bye" and and so we parted ways.



Now tell me guys: what do you think? Why was she like that? Do I have chances with her? Was it a mistake to not risk and ask for her name, phone, profession at least? Will I ever see her again?

i dont have the energy to read all this rn.

But maybe it was a mix of you being decent looking and her being very positive and open

 

[Ogionth]

@algerianmogger @DRACOX @Ogionth

Sounds too good to be true man

 

[hopecel]

“read the story first”

i dont have the energy to read all this rn.

AI retelling for all lazycels:

While traveling on the bus with your new buzz cut hairdo and hoodie, you caught the attention of an attractive older woman who treated you to snacks and drinks the entire way. Although she only offered other passengers once, she "ordered" you to take food and even helped you put on your jacket, treating you in a very intimate and dominant way. You felt embarrassed but also excited, accepting the role of "good boy" as she displayed her power and caring in front of the entire bus. You ended up saying goodbye politely, leaving you wondering if it was just her character or signs of serious flirting.

What do you think, was it your new "robust" hooded look or her dominant personality that played a crucial role in this chemistry?

But maybe it was a mix of you being decent looking and her being very positive and open

yeah but if you read the details you would know that she was a bit too intimate with me... as if we were not complete strangers

 

[Deleted member 136057]

AI retelling for all lazycels:

While traveling on the bus with your new buzz cut hairdo and hoodie, you caught the attention of an attractive older woman who treated you to snacks and drinks the entire way. Although she only offered other passengers once, she "ordered" you to take food and even helped you put on your jacket, treating you in a very intimate and dominant way. You felt embarrassed but also excited, accepting the role of "good boy" as she displayed her power and caring in front of the entire bus. You ended up saying goodbye politely, leaving you wondering if it was just her character or signs of serious flirting.

What do you think, was it your new "robust" hooded look or her dominant personality that played a crucial role in this chemistry?

yeah but if you read the details you would know that she was a bit too intimate with me... as if we were not complete strangers

Mannn idk bro its not like i deal with these kind of situations

 

[chudpiller]

You felt embarrassed but also excited, accepting the role of "good boy"

JFLLLL
TY for the short version tho

 

[hopecel]

The moyim are literally insane. A woman says one nice thing to them and they write an essay about it

she didn't say anything nice to me, SHE JUST TREATED ME NICE IE. LIKE A MOMMY TREATS A GOOD BOY die out of jealousy, rat

so true mate, so true. It's sad

edgy newgens thinking they're tuff

 

[Tenres]

she didn't say anything nice to me, SHE JUST TREATED ME NICE IE. LIKE A MOMMY TREATS A GOOD BOY die out of jealousy, rat

edgy newgens thinking they're tuff

Moyim ramblings

 

[BoredPrince]

you were supposed to flirt back and fuck her in the backseat

Yes in front of others (show dominance)


Btw you got a buzz cut and no picture?? Meh

 

[hopecel]

It was a mistake to not try and flirt a bit. Ask her a bit about herself. Maybe even say something like "the last time someone was this nice to me, I thought they were into me" - We can sit and think about what she was thinking all day long but it was a mistake to not find this out by prodding a bit in conversation. The key to flirting in this situation would be saying things that could be interpreted two different ways. Saying things that could segway into you finding out what you want to know (does she like you like that) or can be interpreted as being friendly. This would've been a great way to test out your flirting skills.

But some women are just nice at the end of the day and aren't trying to get anything in return. Maybe she was just having a great day or maybe she's naturally very friendly.

What do you think you should have done differently?

I have no problem flirting with (older) women but in this case I'd feel awkward even if she actually liked me because we were surrounded by young people my age... even if she was my age I'd feel the same ngl, I can't say intimate things around other people

maybe my mistake was not going on a break with her, that's the only moment I could've flirted with her more or got to know her better... but at that point it was maybe too early and I thought she's just being nice to me, you know?

I felt like it's inappropriate for me to flirt with her on a bus, you know, she's significantly older...

 

[hopecel]

@Whatever

 

[hopecel]

you were supposed to flirt back and fuck her in the backseat

Yes in front of others (show dominance)

well the question is, was she flirting with me in first place?

it's impossible to know now and idk will I ever again see this woman

Btw you got a buzz cut and no picture?? Meh

it's better not to see

 

[PrettyLights]

HEY BUD. i didn't read the fuck out of this post but i answered the poll and repped

 

[PrettyLights]

nigga using all them emojis like an emotional little fucking school girl lmao

 

[hopecel]

AI retelling for all lazycels:

While traveling on the bus with your new buzz cut hairdo and hoodie, you caught the attention of an attractive older woman who treated you to snacks and drinks the entire way. Although she only offered other passengers once, she "ordered" you to take food and even helped you put on your jacket, treating you in a very intimate and dominant way. You felt embarrassed but also excited, accepting the role of "good boy" as she displayed her power and caring in front of the entire bus. You ended up saying goodbye politely, leaving you wondering if it was just her character or signs of serious flirting.

What do you think, was it your new "robust" hooded look or her dominant personality that played a crucial role in this chemistry?

^^

HEY BUD. i didn't read the fuck out of this post but i answered the poll and repped

...

nigga using all them emojis like an emotional little fucking school girl lmao

yes

 

[PrettyLights]

^^

...

yes

maybe there is hope for the cel that used to cope

 

[ascension]

Show me one person who'll read all this, and I'll show you a retard.

 

[hopecel]

Show me one person who'll read all this, and I'll show you a retard.

I thought you OG-cels aren't attention-span-cels like newfags

well at least read AI retelling I posted above your reply

 

[PrettyLights]

Show me one person who'll read all this, and I'll show you a retard.

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

I think it's lowkey a combination of that she found you attractive and that she is kind by nature, people are kinder to others they find attractive. Since you got a buzz, a haircut that mature/older women prefer at least in ex-yu countries, you probably look more appealing to them.

 

[hopecel]

I think it's lowkey a combination of that she found you attractive and that she is kind by nature, people are kinder to others they find attractive. Since you got a buzz, a haircut that mature/older women prefer at least in ex-yu countries, you probably look more appealing to them.

well she didn't even see my hair since I wore a hood all the time

idk, if any girl my age treated me with such kindness I'd assume they're flirting with me but I really can't tell if she was into me I wish she was tbh but now it's over, idk if I'll see her ever again

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

well she didn't even see my hair since I wore a hood all the time

fair point

idk, if any girl my age treated me with such kindness I'd assume they're flirting with me but I really can't tell if she was into me I wish she was tbh but now it's over, idk if I'll see her ever again

yeah I'd assume the same, tho I've met some girls that were just kind and energetic by themselves but they weren't into me

but this situation is a bit different since you never met her before

 

[hopecel]

yeah I'd assume the same, tho I've met some girls that were just kind and energetic by themselves but they weren't into me

but this situation is a bit different since you never met her before

yeah and all of those energetic girls are around our age

who knows, maybe she was like that in her prime and she stayed the same? but still, we're total strangers so it was a bit awkward she treated me like a mommy treats a good boy

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

she treated me like a mommy treats a good boy

mirin tho

 

[hopecel]

@VohnnyBoy thoughts?

 

[Whatever]

@Whatever

This sounds like much more than “just being nice”. My guess is your look hit her in just the right way, maybe reminded her of guys she fucked when she was younger. And flirting with you made her feel young again.

If you were smooth about it you could’ve asked for her number but I don’t think she would’ve followed through. Your look just excited her in that moment.

 

[BeanCelll]

Show me one person who'll read all this, and I'll show you a retard.

don't call me that word I don't like it

 

[hopecel]

This sounds like much more than “just being nice”. My guess is your look hit her in just the right way, maybe reminded her of guys she fucked when she was younger. And flirting with you made her feel young again.

yeah I think that too, I mean her affection towards me was instant

it's the same as me obsessing over a woman who resembles my oneitis (which in fact used to be the case lol)

If you were smooth about it you could’ve asked for her number but I don’t think she would’ve followed through. Your look just excited her in that moment.

look, it's low-key inappropriate to ask 10-15 years older woman for her number on a bus... I mean, I wouldn't do that not even with a girl my age

in other words, I didn't want her to feel any embarrassment because of me, it would be stupid because everybody would've looked at us and cringed

don't call me that word I don't like it

so you read this entire essay for yourself and you have nothing to comment about it?

 

[BeanCelll]

so you read this entire essay for yourself and you have nothing to comment about it?

I was the first person who read it and voted besides you

Grandma 100% knew what she was implying with her actions but I doubt she would let it go a further step

 

[VohnnyBoy]

@VohnnyBoy thoughts?

Endless possibilities bubba...

Her insistence that you take the snacks was rather odd. But overall, just seems like an extroverted and borderline flirtatious milfie.
I've seen similar IRL scenarios happening to lads before. Roasties would plainly flirt with them just for the love of game, without ever actually fucking them.
Could be your case, that auntie was just testing if she still got it.

 

[hopecel]

I was the first person who read it and voted besides you

Grandma 100% knew what she was implying with her actions but I doubt she would let it go a further step

yeah I feel like that too it would've felt like a dream if she only went a step further

Endless possibilities bubba...

Her insistence that you take the snacks was rather odd. But overall, just seems like an extroverted and borderline flirtatious milfie.
I've seen similar IRL scenarios happening to lads before. Roasties would plainly flirt with them just for the love of game, without ever actually fucking them.
Could be your case, that auntie was just testing if she still got it.

yeah but why was she so pushy? I mean even the moment she helped me to put on a jacket felt unreal, like why would a stranger treat you that way? especially if a stranger is a hot MILF with mommy energy

 

[NoExit]

tagging MILF experts:

@John666282 @Primalsplit @Lefty Rankin @NoExit @TechnoBoss

from what i go you didnt fuck her so it meant nothing

 

[hopecel]

from what i go you didnt fuck her so it meant nothing

you're a bit too superficial, sir

 

[NoExit]

you're a bit too superficial, sir

you are a bit too dellusional

 

[hopecel]

you are a bit too dellusional

why do you think that?

 

[chudlite69]

a brief background story: I got a buzz 2 days ago so I wore a hoodie with a hood to hide my awkward looking skull. Now when I arrived I checked myself in the mirror and honestly I mog with a hoodie. It enchances robustness of my jaw and zygos and lower third width and makes me look somewhat mysterious, the same way when you have long hair).
When this was happening I was on a bus on a trip to my city.

Now the main part of the story: once I entered the bus she and some 3/10 sub-LT Becky were sitting in the last seats. They both moved to the windows saying that I can sit in the middle seat. Once I sat she told me "you can put your laptop bag up there" and I did. I sat and within a few minutes this super hot woman in her 30's or so offered me mints and I took one from her. She was so pretty guys, like a Stacylite for her age at least, her mascara made her look so fucking sexy. Now imagine that type of woman being so communicative and smiling whenever they talk to you. Not long after, she offered me another one, I said yes and she told me "feel free to take it whenever you want" and I was blushing. A few dozens of minutes some guy got on the bus and I had to move a bit but he sat between me and the 3/10 girl.
Not long after it was getting too hot on the bus so I had to take off my jacket, which I left on my lap which was somewhat filled if you get what I mean. She touched me and said "put it up there" while giggling in her manner. It was kinda weird to me, why would this random woman on a buss command me what should I do? Regardless of that being weird I put my jacket on the shelf above the seat... I mean, what could I do? I was taught to listen to elders. And she kinda looked like she's enjoying treating me like that. NOW THIS IS NOTHING WHAT COMES NEXT: we arrived to our first station and the driver said we will have a 10-minute break. I asked her if she's getting off the bus and she said "yeah, but I'll come back" leaving her bags on the seat. Within a few minutes she came back through bus congestion since ~10 people got on the bus on that station. Some girl also came before her and sat on the seat between me and the guy I mentioned, so now every seat in the back was taken. Now the sexiest part: since she was sitting next to the window me and that new girl had to move so she could sit in her old seat but she walked over us two with her massive ass pointing at my face. She actually touched my left arm and leg with it since there was not enough space. She said "Sorry" and I responded "Nothing" . Immediately after she sat again, she put her hand in a bag from the shop full of goyslop products she just bought and said "Here's some for you". I said "No thanks, I don't want it" and she responded "You do want" while smiling and put a pack of those pretzel sticks on my lap. Then she said "here's this for you and also this" while putting a chocolate donut and a coke on me. I tried to say that I don't want it but she said "Take it, you do want". She put me in my natural place so I was left speechless and ashamed. I said "Thanks" and she replied "You're welcome". But you know what's funny? She also offered that girl that sat on my right side and the guy next to her but they rejected and she didn't push them. Now what's funny, she essentially bought me the same set of snacks as she bought for herself. Every goyslop product 2x. Could've I been like those two other zoomers and rejected her? I mean, maybe yes, if I were as rejective as she was pushy she would've probably gave up. But as I said, I was taught to listen to elders. I'd have probably hurt her feelings if I rejected her surprise for me. Not long after that, she asked me a bit about my education and stuff like that and I answered briefly. I thought it would be weird from me to ask her anything, I mean I'd sound creepy. Not to her but to people around us. We literally were surrounded by all zoomers, people my age or younger. Hell even this other girl that sat next to me probably felt cuckqueaned to some extent. Sorry young girls but we boys prefer maturity! But no joke, I wasn't flirting with her not only because we were not alone but also because she's significantly older than me. It's like if you were flirting with your 35-40 yo teacher as an uni student. I mean yeah, that's my fantasy but everyone would've assumed I'm a MILF fetishist if I asked her anything. I also assumed she's taken because she was chatting all the time with someone (could've been her friends tho). She was also listening to music on headphones loudly so I could hear old-school Balkan folk songs she's listening to. Modest music taste = modest personality?
But not only that, I've heard her having a call with someone and she called him "Dear". So I assumed it's her husband or something. Now why would a married woman be that kind to a stranger like me, I mean her kindness is almost flirting... If a girl my age treated me like she did, I'd assume she's into me. Maybe she's just a kind and generous person?
What's also funny is that we three (me and the two females next to me) were laughing like junkies at how the ugly girl from the start of the story was snoring. It was a giga cagefuel, we all were throwing jokes about her and that's when the Mamacita patted me on the shoulders in a pretty intimately manner for someone who met you just 2 hours ago. Then she offered me her chocolate donut and I rejected her saying "No thanks, I can't, I've already eaten one" and she added "Eat it once you feel like you can" putting it on my lap. I was once again blushing. I was once again put in my natural place and I liked it! But you know what, I was wondering, why is she treating me like a good boy who needs a dominant mommy? As if she read what I wrote to the other older girls in my DM's on Insta so she acted the way I desired from a woman.
Later she offered me a chewing gum and I took it but it fell from my hand to the top of the seat and I wanted to take it and put in my mouth and she said "No, it's dirty, throw it, here's another one". Then she offered me half the pack of them and I said "No thanks" and she finally accepted and said "Alright".

Finally, as we were approaching the final destination, I stood up to take my jacket from the shelf and I tried to put it on but I gave up since there was not enough space so I was thinking I will put it on when we get off the bus. BUT NO! She said "Come here so I help you put it on" and I blindly accepted and told her "Thanks" while looking each other in the eyes. Damnnn brothers you have no idea how magic that woman is, she's so kind and smiling all the time! She's a literal QUEEN! And yes, I was blushing again and at that moment, I felt most awkward because we were too intimate in front of other passengers. I bet they also somewhat found it weird. But I don't care.
Lastly, I asked her if she's getting off the buss on a penultimate station (where I did) and she said "No". She threw me a five saying "All the best. I was glad. Goodbye." and I said "Regards! Thank you! Bye!". Then I took my bag from the shelf above so I was ready to get off and waved to her and once again quietly said "Bye". She waved to me saying "Bye" and and so we parted ways.



Now tell me guys: what do you think? Why was she like that? Do I have chances with her? Was it a mistake to not risk and ask for her name, phone, profession at least? Will I ever see her again?

dnr fuck you

 

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your attention span must be so tiny