Story time

ChaddeusPeuterschmit

ChaddeusPeuterschmit

Panama Canal boyo
Joined
Dec 14, 2019
Posts
8,937
Reputation
17,160
This happened in grade 9, freshman year. Was new to the school and met a girl, joined her friend group. She was my oneitis, tbh I mogged her but I was a virgin autist back then. Anyways in this friend group it was 5 of us, 3 girls, and me and another guy. One of the girls was a tall ogre and the other had a boyfriend. The highschool dance was coming up soon and I was at my locker. My oneitis came up to me and asked if I had a date for the dance. I instantly got a massive boner, face turned red, and started stuttering like a faggot. I say "No, why?" Oh just that Ogre wanted to go with you... JFL. I agreed to be nice but felt like fucking shit after that. Then I had a class that was split between grade 9 and 10s. I sat at a table with 2 grade 10 girls and 2 grade 10 guys. One of the girls was blonde and actually decently hot. She said and I still remember to this day "You're pretty hot for a freshman" That validaton still gives me a dopamine rush when I think of it to this day. After she told me that I started flirting with her more and being sexual, asked her to the dance even tho I already agreed to go with Ogre.


Day of the dance, I dress up nice, use my dads cologne, brush my teeth 3 times. I go, i'm feeling good. I got two dates, i'm a fucking Chad. I go and it's awkward as fuck, i don't know what the fuck i'm doing, the dopamine wore off and i'm back to being an autist. I'm hanging out with Ogre and then my blonde 10th grader date shows up too, JFL. I'm so awkward i don't even say hi to the blonde. I feel like I need to be nice to the Ogre to impress my oneitis. I still remember to this day how awkward this part was. When I was going to slow dance with the orge, she height mogged me, she was huge. I put my arms around her fucking neck like how the girl is suppose to when they dance with guys. JFL she took my hands off her neck and put them on her waist. This is a true story, no larp. I was an still am autistic as fuck.


@Dmitri Concept
@Dope
@Elias
@ManANamNahMan
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: Elias, 25thpercentile human, Deleted member 5204 and 5 others
Tfw no ogre gf to beat me up and kill me at senior prom
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: Pillarman and ChaddeusPeuterschmit
Sorry bro didn't read
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: Deleted member 5180 and ChaddeusPeuterschmit
strong autism lol

good story bro
 
  • +1
Reactions: ChaddeusPeuterschmit
I put my arms around her fucking neck like how the girl is suppose to when they dance with guys
Lulw
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: Pillarman, Stingray, ChaddeusPeuterschmit and 1 other person
 
  • +1
Reactions: ChaddeusPeuterschmit
@Amnesia thoughts?
 
I had no friends in 9th grade
 
  • So Sad
Reactions: ChaddeusPeuterschmit
You should have exploited the meal section.
 
  • Woah
Reactions: ChaddeusPeuterschmit
  • +1
Reactions: Deleted member 2205
Nice
JPEG 20200312 034412
here I'll vape to this
 
  • Woah
Reactions: ChaddeusPeuterschmit
idk tbh i wont go to the formal, cos of corana and also only subhumans might go with me
 

Similar threads

Neonsit0
Replies
2
Views
46
Neonsit0
Neonsit0
trvechud
Replies
9
Views
70
ascendingalways
ascendingalways
ascendingalways
Replies
27
Views
158
pope
pope
asdvek
Replies
21
Views
436
justyourdoll
justyourdoll
girthygirt
Replies
3
Views
54
girthygirt
girthygirt

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top