888mastermind
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So i was going to a house party with my 2 friends, we arrived there and saw that there were a lot of mtb/htb to be slain so we got to work.
Each of us scouted a foid for the night and approached, my hb's all succeeded and were rizzing up the foids so i knew i had to step up my game. I approached this girl, she was a blonde blue eyed htb and had crazy body halo. I introduced myself and talked to her a bit and then said i wanted to get to know her better, she told me to follow her and i did. We went into a room and she locked the door, atm i knew that shit was about to go down.
She started undressing and so did i but upon taking my pants off she saw my pistol shrimp and started screaming. She said she never saw one this small and that i was a dickless loser.
After this my inner truecel rage unleashed and i ran away. I was very angry and wanted to come up with a plan so i went to the pharmacy and bought some laxatives. I came back to the party and acted like nothing happened. I then somehow was able to steal every shoe from the party and dragged the shoes into the bathroom.
I then locked the bathroom and started shitting violently on all the shoes including my friends and the foids shoes. I shat so much that my asshole felt like a garden hose.
Upon doing the deed i quickly left the party. Next day everyone was spamming my phone and telling me that somebody shat on their shoes and i was like "no way bro, me too"
While these goycattle were distracted by bread and circuses, me a truecel took action
Each of us scouted a foid for the night and approached, my hb's all succeeded and were rizzing up the foids so i knew i had to step up my game. I approached this girl, she was a blonde blue eyed htb and had crazy body halo. I introduced myself and talked to her a bit and then said i wanted to get to know her better, she told me to follow her and i did. We went into a room and she locked the door, atm i knew that shit was about to go down.
She started undressing and so did i but upon taking my pants off she saw my pistol shrimp and started screaming. She said she never saw one this small and that i was a dickless loser.
After this my inner truecel rage unleashed and i ran away. I was very angry and wanted to come up with a plan so i went to the pharmacy and bought some laxatives. I came back to the party and acted like nothing happened. I then somehow was able to steal every shoe from the party and dragged the shoes into the bathroom.
I then locked the bathroom and started shitting violently on all the shoes including my friends and the foids shoes. I shat so much that my asshole felt like a garden hose.
Upon doing the deed i quickly left the party. Next day everyone was spamming my phone and telling me that somebody shat on their shoes and i was like "no way bro, me too"
While these goycattle were distracted by bread and circuses, me a truecel took action
