Storytime

[BlameAdamAndEve]

Me: *Finally ascended to Chad after bonesmashing, cold showers and the jelqifiedsphenoidpulling patel method™*

HTB with nice body: "omg you're like- so hot I want you to like- put your p in my v, how are you so hot do you like- looksmax like- on tiktok?"

Me: *doing the secret cheek biting whilst speaking method™ + squinting* "Luke Max? never heard of him, is he an influencer?"

HTB with nice body: "I mean like- the BP tiktok edits"

Me: *thinking of all my yet to ascend brocels and all of those who roped with tears coming to my previously shallow set with recessed browridge, now deep set with Neanderthal browridge eyes* "BP... as in battle pass? Are they fortnite edits? Is this Luke Max a fortnite tiktoker?"

My entire audience of brocels in the background:

HTB with nice body: ("omg he's like- sooo NT")

*She starts sucking me off*

 

[kababcel]

Schizo and Larp if they had children:

 

[BlameAdamAndEve]

Schizo and Larp if they had children:

Nah man on your life this is true

 

[BlameAdamAndEve]

I don't really brag much but I made an exception today

 

[xevuxia]

Schizo and Larp if they had children:

And milliseconds before he would put his penis into the htb vagina @Gaygymmaxx appears with the tuktuk crew and totally cucks him

@Hernan

 

[BlameAdamAndEve]

And milliseconds before he would put his penis into the htb vagina @Gaygymmaxx appears with the tuktuk crew and totally cucks him

@Hernan

Noo not again

 

[Hernan]

And milliseconds before he would put his penis into the htb vagina @Gaygymmaxx appears with the tuktuk crew and totally cucks him

@Hernan

He took the TukTuk otw.

 

[xevuxia]

He took the TukTuk otw.

@Gaygymmaxx @Jatt @Mogsgymmaxx @Aura Mog W Speed 🥭 @GiantBaldNiggaTwerk
Is on the pic btw

 

[xevuxia]

S

Noo not again

sorry bud you cant do anything with the high t bulls

 

[Hernan]

Noo not again

 

[DBDR]

Sorry, nigga. @Gaygymmaxx knows his way 'round the whores.

 

[notagreycell]

Me: *Finally ascended to Chad after bonesmashing, cold showers and the jelqifiedsphenoidpulling patel method™*

HTB with nice body: "omg you're like- so hot I want you to like- put your p in my v, how are you so hot do you like- looksmax like- on tiktok?"

Me: *doing the secret cheek biting whilst speaking method™ + squinting* "Luke Max? never heard of him, is he an influencer?"

HTB with nice body: "I mean like- the BP tiktok edits"

Me: *thinking of all my yet to ascend brocels and all of those who roped with tears coming to my previously shallow set with recessed browridge, now deep set with Neanderthal browridge eyes* "BP... as in battle pass? Are they fortnite edits? Is this Luke Max a fortnite tiktoker?"

My entire audience of brocels in the background:

HTB with nice body: ("omg he's like- sooo NT")

*She starts sucking me off*

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