Stupid penis keep shying every time I try to measure him

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I got a rock hard erection doing homework just now and quickly got my pen to measure it and take a picture, planning to measure the pen later. I held my bic pen to it and my penis mogs it by just a little over a millimeter.
I've spent so much time trying to measure this little faggot but he keeps slithering away. I don't have erectile dysfunction so I don't know why this is happening.
All I manage to get was a video of my penis shrinking and me commentating on it. I sounded like a coping retard going "it was bigger before it's shrinking now".
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My dink too big to measure so I gave up
 
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what dick i thought u were a foid
 
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