Jason Voorhees
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I'm sitting in a coffee shop, and at the table next to me, there's this sub 5 nigga around my age making out with a girl. She's not drop dead gorgeous but she's pretty decent for a pajeeta. Medium skin, blonde highlights, a lot of makeup, nice clothes. She has that typical attention seeker vibes. Like an MTB but she honestly she looks way better than him. The guy looks like curry version of mike Cera. Entire lower half of the skull is recessed into gandy heaven also has a peanut skull and droopy nose yet he's here being all lovey-dovey with her. They are getting all mushy, calling each other "Jaan" "Jaan" , whispering in each other's ear and whatnot. Meanwhile I'm sitting here breaking my head since half a hour trying a debug some 600 line code trying to focus with the only Jaan being my laptop. Life is weird in so many ways
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