Sub 5 trait: thinking any other Gatorade is better than cucumber lime

[LettersfromAgartha]

You’re recessed if you genuinely believe that any other Gatorade flavor is better.
Anyone who prefers Fruit punch Gatorade I already know is a low iq bloated spic because of the red 40. Also anyone who prefers the white Gatorade frost is a gay troon fag.

Only nearest contender to Cucumber lime would be Glacial freeze but it doesn’t solo cucumber lime in the slightest.

Cucumber lime smells like cucumber scented candle when opened and drinking it cold especially after a hungover literally feels like a sensory orgasm.

Average Fruit punch Gatorade drinker:

Average Cucumber lime enjoyer(me btw):

 

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the real sub5 trait is drinking that goywater

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

the real sub5 trait is drinking that goywater

It’s all processed sugar in the end. Cucumber lime is the lesser of evils. I’m getting my electrolytes from coconut water I got a Thai young coconut rn.